Truly Celebrate Independence Day by Becoming a Temporary Slave
Celebrating Independence Day is a great misnomer. It implies that it is one day a year that people can celebrate their independence, while the rest of the days they slave away to the mechanizations of modern society. To truly celebrate Independence Day, one must rid themselves of independence for the day and embrace slavery.
The whole idea of slavery is to forgo one’s personal liberties in lieu of serving an arbitrary and humiliating function. Whereas in the modern world, one needs to communicate clearly and concisely to be a functionable member of society, slaves merely needed to serve functions. Since slaves were most often denied education and would fall in love with their captors, here are a a few listings of people on Craigslist truly getting into the Independence Day spirit by seeking out temporary slavery via illiteracy.
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Either this individual has a distorted sense of smell or is really getting into the spirit of slavery.Speak Your MindTell us what you're thinking... and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!