Top 5 Reasons Some Tennis Player Is Buying the World’s Entire Supply of Donkey Cheese

    December 11, 2012 at 6:49 am

    Donkey Cheese1. It took him so long to make a donkey into crackers, why stop now?

    2. Sick of making headlines for doing something unimportant

    3. With plummeting economic values, food is the safest investment

    4. When viewed in terms of the upcoming apocalypse, this is the most sensible purchase one can make

    5. So he can laugh condescendingly in 20 years, when the only substance remaining that can be used to make tennis courts is Donkey cheese

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