Top 5 Forms of South African Elephant Birth Control

    August 15, 2012 at 7:36 am

    1. A garbage bag and a huge rubber band

    2. A real-sized photo of a baby elephant and a real-sized photo of their own vagina

    3. Health board recommends aphrodisiac made from ground Elephant penis

    4. Elephants trained in alternate forms of intercourse, such as the little-known trunk-inside-trunk

    5. New product: Elephant Jack Daniels

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