Top 5 Ways Needles Got into Delta Airlines Food

    July 17, 2012 at 7:15 am

    Because, they totally did

    1. High-sugar airplane lunches now come with a mandatory insulin shot

    2. Stewardesses smuggling weapons to passengers to defend themselves from insane pilots

    3. As a new promotion, Delta Airlines is giving randomly selected passengers H.I.V.

    4. In case of a water landing, passengers are encouraged to stitch together a flotation device

    5. Airline industry is hurting because comedians are no longer making airplane food jokes

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