Top 5 Reasons Someone Threw Carpet Tacks All Over the Tour de France Racetrack

    July 16, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Because, someone totally did

    1. Angry driver had been waiting for days to pass

    2. Bored spectator had been waiting days for something exciting to happen

    3. 1950s bully trying to stop an upcoming soap box derby

    4. Tacks were supposed to be complementary needles for competitors to inject steroids

    5. Cartoon Coyote in pursuit of French Roadrunner

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