Top 5 Things We Would Own If We Had Won the Lottery in High School

    June 15, 2012 at 5:33 am

    Robert Salo, left, poses for the New York Lottery (ABC News)

    Like this guy

    1. A robotic suit that protects us from bullies. Either that, or a robotic suit that bullies people

    2. A movie studio where we make heart-wrenching epics about boy-girl drama, and sometimes pornos starring ourselves

    3. Eight millions cases of Natural Ice

    4. A hundred-foot-long bong

    5. Our own Slam Ball court

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