Top 5 Ways Kansas Farmers Will Spend Their Newfound Millions

    May 29, 2012 at 5:15 am

    Read about the Kansas oil boom, here

    1. Barn-sized meth labs

    2. Chauffeur-driven tractors

    3. Buy a pair of bib overalls for every day of the week

    4. Switch from drinking low-grade corn moonshine and start drinking high-grade corn moonshine that celebrities drink

    5. Build a baseball stadium in a cornfield and finally appease the schizophrenic voices inside their head

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