Top 5 Ways You Can Avoid Flesh-Eating Bacteria

    May 21, 2012 at 3:30 am

    Flesh eating bacteria

    Because it’s a problem

    1. Carry a gun and shoot all aggressive microorganisms

    2. Dress up as a skeleton to fool the bacteria into thinking you don’t have any flesh

    3. Pour copious amounts of vinegar on any open wounds to make them taste really bad

    4. Hole up in the top floor of a Las Vegas hotel and don’t leave for anything

    5. Stay drunk 24 hours a day. The alcohol should kill the germs, or else you won’t care

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