Top 5 Attractions at Mark Zuckerberg’s Wedding

    May 21, 2012 at 5:45 am

    1. Zuckerberg shows up an hour late because he was busy dumping all his stocks

    2. 6 snow-white horses trot in, majestically pulling a carriage with their 2-ton prenuptial agreement inside

    3. Ice sculpture carved out of the planet Neptune

    4. After being forced to dance atop wedding cake for hours, actors dressed as bride and groom take a frosty tumble off of the top tier

    5. During ceremony, Floyd Mayweather payed $1 billion to jump into the audience and knock out as many people as he can

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