Top 5 Reasons Greece Can’t Form a Government

    May 11, 2012 at 6:00 am


    1. Too busy trying to lure MTV to film Greek culture as the basis for the next “Jersey Shore”

    2. Lack of budget means Congressional hearings must be held at acropolis ruins

    3. “Zeus-Hercules” write-in votes dominate runoff elections

    4. No one is interested since nation has no money to embezzle

    5. Hooker situation for traveling diplomats up in the air

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