Top 5 Ways the Dead Michael Jackson Will Be Used To Sell Pepsi

    May 4, 2012 at 6:30 am

    Jackson Pepsi

    Yes, this is really happening

    1. Remake “Thriller” starring a real corpse

    2. Instead of his hair catching fire on-camera, they just cremate him

    3. Holographic duet with Tupac at next Coachella

    4. Declare his bid for U.S. President as a member of the Refreshmocrat political party

    5. Pepsi threatens America to buy their cola or else Pepsi will scar the memory of their childhood heroes

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