How to Suck at Halloween

    October 10, 2011 at 4:25 am

    jesusweenIf you’re sitting around feeling bad about the lack of eggs and toilet paper adorning the outside of your house, then we’ve got good news for you: Jesusween! A Christian group is trying to encourage people to hand out bibles and “christian gifts” instead of candy to trick-or-treaters this Halloween. They’re also encouraging people to start calling the holiday “Jesusween” instead of Halloween. If you want to be the most hated family in your neighborhood, then go a head and hand out “christian gifts” to trick-or-treaters. Otherwise, let’s just keep celebrating Halloween the way we’ve been doing it for the past 100 years or so: by letting kids get dressed up in crappy costumes and giving them candy. Also, don’t ever use the word “Jesusween”. It sounds like some kind of pedophile code.


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