Real Life Jesus!

    August 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    modern day jesusThis is clearly the real Jesus, because a) he’s carrying a cross, which is what Jesus does, and b) he’s got a bag with him that we can only assume is full of prayer answers. Still, he looks a lot older than I expected. If I were Jesus, I’d come back as someone cool, like a smokin’ hot babe or a MMA fighter or something. Then at least people would have a reason to believe you when you say you’re Jesus. Then again, the first time he came he was a carpenter, so maybe dressing like a house painter is just more Jesus’s style. Either way, that wheel certainly would’ve helped him out 2000 years ago. For more completely factual information about Jesus, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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