How to Win a Riot

    August 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    london riotsI’ve never been in a riot, but I’m assuming that the only reason people would fight each other, destroy property, and light things on fire is because there’s some sort of unspoken victory or defeat at stake. Therefore, it’s safe to assume that the goal of any right-minded rioter is to beat the police, right? If that’s the goal of rioting, then using video game magic is clearly the best way to accomplish it. After all, there’s no cop on earth who can stop a Street Fighter Hadouken. People are rioting like crazy these days so if you happen to find yourself in the midst of a riot, it’s probably best to just run away, as long as your not with a girl who gets attacked by ghosts while she’s running. If that’s the case, then you’re screwed. For more helpful yet speculative rioting tips, check out EgoTV’s Facebook Page and follow us on Twitter.

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