Paula Deen Wants Us To Throw Up Y’all!

    March 2, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Paula Deen was licking stuff off Robert Irvine for some reason. The title of this blog was going to be Erection: Impossible but because of Google searches it might land us right in the middle of porn website results.

    Knowing very well that Paula Deen’s tongue can scrape the butter out of every nook and cranny, Food Network’s Robert Irvine smeared fermented cream all over his hard biscuits and let Fry Daddy’s sweetheart go hog wild at the South Beach Food & Wine Festival this past weekend.

    South Beach Food & Wine Festival is turning into the Catalina Wine Mixer right in front of our eyes! Food superstars putting on naughty exhibitions with butter and heavy Southern women. Better by tickets early for next year, there is a rumor going around that Emeril is going to suck on Guy Fieri’s piercings after covering them in a New Orleans honey glaze. All the piercings. All of them.

    That’s not all! Check this out!

    No words can express the disgust so I’ll let the face of the guy in the background do all the talking. Perverted y’all.

    Open Post: Hosted By Paula Deen’s Butter-Seeking Tongue – [D Listed]

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