Billy Joel Likes To Drink And Drive a Vespa

 
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    February 9, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Bottle of red. Bottle of white. Whatever you’re in the mood to chug tonight. I’ll meet you any time you want, at our sidewalk restaurant. Then I’m finishing my liquor and driving away!

    Elton John’s advice to Billy Joel continues to fall on deaf ears. After Elton told Rolling Stone magazine that the 61-year-old needed ‘serious rehab’, Billy has once again has been spotted in the throes of a seemingly boozy lunch.

    This comes after the Uptown Girl singer was snapped just two days ago leisurely sipping on a chilled glass of white wine with a female friend.

    Not sure where Elton John gets off preaching to Billy about the way a man should live but there are some red lights about Joel’s drinking habits. Middle of the day, every day is a tad alarming.

    Dressed casually in a black t-shirt, cargo shorts and sandals, Billy then defiantly flexed his biceps before departing on his Vespa. Driving off he was not wearing a helmet nor any protective gear.

    Well now it’s obvious he is drunk. Who the hell would buy a Vespa stone cold sober?

    Another round? Billy Joel continues to ignore friend Elton John’s advice as he enjoys a second boozy lunch with friends – [Daily Mail]

     
     
     
    2 Comments
    1. brocklanders says:

      That wins my title of the day award.

    2. The Eggman says:

      He is an “Innocent Man.” BAM! Gotta love Billy Joel puns.

     
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