Would You Rather? With Tess Rafferty From “The Soup”

    February 8, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Today’s “Would You Rather?” guest is Tess Rafferty. As the only female writer/supervising producer on E! Entertainment‘s cult comedy show, The Soup, Tess has skewered pop culture, parodied celebrities and helped her co-workers to not embarrass themselves on dates.

    EgoTV: Would You Rather….Date a man obsessed with Cake Boss or LOLCats?

    Tess Rafferty: LOLCats. I have an aversion to all things Jersey ever since my parents made me spend every summer of my formative years down their shore. We had no hit shows then; only shame and skin damage.

    EgoTV: Play a game of charades with a church group and have to act out either sex OR masturbation?

    Tess Rafferty: Can I pick the option where I play charades with a group of people more palatable than a church group? Like maybe 12 million screaming Justin Bieber fans?

    EgoTV: Always sleep with a little sand in your bed OR always have a little sand in your butt cheeks?

    Tess Rafferty: Sand in butt cheeks, duh. Eventually you will pull out a pearl.

    EgoTV: Always be drunk OR always hung over?

    Tess Rafferty: ABD – Always Be Drunk, that would be my motto if I ever got to play the Alec Baldwin character in Glengarry Glen Ross.

    EgoTV: Live forever as a 13-year-old OR as a 65-year-old?

    Tess Rafferty: Yikes, that’s tough. I think I’m going to have to go with the 65 year old because then I’d be legally allowed to drink. (See my motto above)

    Check out Tess Rafferty every week on The Soup and join her fan page.

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