20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Paris Hilton

    February 4, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad.

    Today’s Subject: Paris Hilton

    1. Always feels ashy.
    2. Sleeps with a mop because she doesn’t like to be alone.
    3. Shovels snow in her neighborhood to make extra money. For drugs.
    4. Doesn’t know the difference between drugs and gum.
    5. The mountain is high. The valley is low. But she’s confused, on which way to go.
    6. Once dated everyone at the same time.
    7. Has a video to prove it.
    8. Her family owns a chain of Red Roof Inns or something. She isn’t sure.
    9. Pees in pickle jars as a joke.
    10. Loves the word “lentil.”
    11. Still reads Ranger Rick.
    12. She always smells like licorice and crack fumes.
    13. Memorized the movie Roots.
    14. Wants you to kiss her grits.
    15. Loves the taste of glue.
    16. Started her own production company but isn’t quite sure what they do.
    17. Thinks Jersey Shore is a documentary.
    18. Is scared of lawn mowers.
    19. Holds the record for ingesting 87 buttons in one sitting.
    20. Will never die.

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