The 10 Hottest M.I.L.F’s in Hollywood

    January 26, 2011 at 11:00 am

    We’ve all used the term, laughed at it and even fought someone when they used it towards our own mother. No need to explain the acronym M.I.LF just the need to respect it.

    Hollywood more recently than ever has glorified the beauty of being a M.I.L.F and celebrities are running with the title. Below are the 10 hottest M.I.L.F’s in the entertainment business, but in no particular order.

    Britney Spears

    How could you not give her some respect after all she’s been through? Shaving her head, drug abuse and on the surface of yet another comeback. This mom may be a little crazy, but then again which mother isn’t?

    Demi Moore

    Does she age? This sexy feline looks just like she did 20 years ago, and even respectfully after popping out multiple children and a rough divorce. I think the best thing about her ruling M.I.L.F status is her ability to land a man 15 years younger then her. Even though Ashton could pass for a mother himself with that Justin Bieber haircut.

    Brooke Burke

    It’s unbelievable that America’s favorite Wild On! host  has four children. Brooke knows how to work it and most importantly maintain it. She has the body of a teen and an ass anyone would give their right left to eat pizza off of.

    Victoria Beckham

    Most still can’t fathom the idea of “Posh” having 3 children and one on the way. Where does her skeleton body possibly even host the kid, let alone receive enough nutrients to stay alive? An ice cube for dinner does not suffice for a nutritious meal for any infant. Despite speculation, she is one fierce M.I.LF

    Faith Hill

    The things we would do to wake up to a mother who looks like Faith. Wow! With those blonde locks and voluptuous lips her kids should be happy to tell their friends they were breast-fed. Thanks mom!

    Halle Berry

    Enough said. No words needed.

    Heidi Klum

    I still rub my eyes every time I see a picture of her or watch her strut her stuff down the runway. With legs for days there is no wonder why Seal is the luckiest man on the planet. I’ve been stalking Hollywood for years hoping to find Heidi playing in the park with her kids. Renting a child for our expected play dates is becoming expensive.

    Reese Witherspoon

    I may go out on a limb and say she is one of the sexiest M.I.L.F’s out there. She played dumb in Legally Blonde and made magic happen in Walk the Line. Her ability to play all roles only makes my mind wander with her ability to role-play in other places. Kudos to you, Reese.

    Gwen Stefani

    Her ability to intimidated men makes her all types of sexy. As her child I would never fear that my mom could beat the hell out of anyone who messed with me. Gwen can rock the “Girl Next Door” or the “Biker Chick” like no other.

    Jessica Alba

    Most forget she even has kids. That is how good she is at being a M.I.L.F. I’d love to set my baby bottle on that ass.

    Now the search for your own M.I.L.F starts today. Happy hunting!

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    1. Name says:

      Fuck Gwen Stefani, the woman who is singlehandedly responsible for the destruction of two of the greatest bands over the past two decades (for the hoes at home, that’s No Doubt and Bush). For the rest… ehhhhhh.

    2. cowbulls says:

      Cindy Crawford should be number one and Kate Beckinsale number two. This list is a joke.

    3. JM says:

      You do not have Sofia Vergara on your list?! Seriously you must be gay.

    4. woor says:

      Are you fucking kidding me? BRITNEY SPEARS? Victoria beckham, Gwen fucking Stefani? wtf?? Where is Jennifer Lopez, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale??

      Only I can agree with is Halle, Jessica and Heidi.. Jeez.

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