20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Bruce Willis

    January 14, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad.

    Today’s Subject: Bruce Willis

    1. His hair is real. Is forehead is fake.
    2. Came up with the idea for his daughter’s name Rumer. It’s actually pronounced like rum and he came up with after a night of snorting Captain Morgan.
    3. He is still holding out hope for a singing career.
    4. Wonders what happened to the hot chick from Moonlighting.
    5. Speaks Jar-Jar.
    6. Hoped the Planet Hollywood franchises worked so he had somewhere to hang out after his movie career stopped.
    7. Almost made the cast of Jersey Shore.
    8. He’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood. He’s the one that will make you feel alright.
    9. Loves this book.
    10. Still doesn’t understand fractions.
    11. Likes to fake like he is sleeping when people request an autograph. Even does the fake snore.
    12. Doesn’t think the 5th Element was that bad.
    13. Likes to rock out with his smock out. Big into baking.
    14. Washes his pocket change.
    15. Reads every single word in every contract he signs. Every. Word.
    16. Loves midnight bowling.
    17. Favorite curse word is “poop tickle.”
    18. Runs forty-eight fantasy football leagues.
    19. Came up with “Yippie Ki Yeah Mother F**cker.” The original line was “This will not turn out exceptional well in your favor kind sir.”
    20. Hates buttons.

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