Would You Rather? with Comedian Felipe Esparza

 
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    January 11, 2011 at 11:00 am

    This week, comedian Felipe Esparza joins us for a rousing game of Would You Rather? Esparza just won last season of Last Comic Standing and his latest album “What’s Up Fool?” is available on Amazon and iTunes. Let’s get this rolling.

    EgoTV: Would you rather? For the next year be pine scented OR smell of new car?


    Felipe Esparza: I would rather smell like new car smell because I don’t drive, I ride the bus and I need something to fight off that bus smell.

    EgoTV: In the event of a nuclear war, be one of the only survivors OR be one of the victims that dies instantly?

    Felipe Esparza: Is this a trick question? I want to be one of the only survivors… with a full set of hair remaining, let’s be specific here.

    EgoTV: Be caught doing something embarrassing in a photo OR on video?

    Felipe Esparza: I would rather be caught doing something embarrassing on video. I’ll pick video every time – can you name one photo that went viral??

    EgoTV: Live across the street from a biker gang OR in a planned community with hundreds of rules and regulations?


    Felipe Esparza: I would rather live across the street from a biker gang. I know one thing, I’ll live in the loudest, but safest neighborhood. Plus, who needs rules?? Only one rule in my neighborhood, “No snitches!”

    EgoTV: Have bells go off whenever you fart OR whenever you get a boner?

    Felipe Esparza: I would rather have bells go off when I get a boner because there will be less explaining to do since there will probably be no one around.

    Felipe Esparza latest album “What’s Up Fool?” is available on Amazon and iTunes.

     
     
     
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