Victoria’s Secret? Her Models Are Egotistical Windbags. Kidding. That’s Not A Secret.

 
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    December 21, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Attractive people can usually say whatever the hell they want. It’s the fact that people listen and write those words that we get “news” stories like a Victoria’s Secret model that would rather men not approach her in bars because they are just wasting their time.

    Also, Jessica has some hard truths to deliver for all you regular Joe’s out there in the event you spot her or another model at a bar and want to make a move.

    “Don’t,” she warns. “If you see me, or another model, in a bar wait until you are spoken too before you speak. If we are interested in you we will make the first move.”

    She will come up and talk to you. That makes it so much easier. Because instead of staring at the tunnel passage between her teeth from across the bar, you can get a good close look. While you’re there, hold a lighter or candle up to her mouth and make sure they got all of the Chilean miners out of the hole.

    But before you get your Victoria’s Secret in a bunch, do know that Jessica was just having a laugh with me. Jessica is cool, fun and not afraid to make fun of herself. If you see her in a bar go over and say hi! I bet you she will not only say “good day” back but also buy you a drink.

    Oh she is a doll! She just loves coming off as a C U Next Tuesday on huge interviews that will be linked everywhere on the internet. It’s this fun little thing she does because she is so cool and down to earth.

    So next time you’re at a bar and Jess is there, walk up and say ‘hi’ and ask her if it’s true her one front tooth has a sign on it that says “Next tooth one mile.”

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