Hackers May Have A) Stolen Ke$ha Nude Pics And B) The Equivalent Of Snow Blindness

    December 13, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Let’s say you’ve got the ability to hack into the computer of any celebrity for the sole purpose of finding nude pictures or possible pornographic material. Would you a) go for people the world is clamoring to see naked like Katy Perry or Jennifer Lopez or b) go after unattractive singers that one day will be dying for attention and posing naked anyway?

    In yet another round of stolen celebrity photo scandals, German hackers have reportedly stolen files and photos from the computers of Lady Gaga, Ke$ha and other celebrities, and some reports claim that nude photos and songs were taken.

    Fine. Choose B. Nutty Germans. I’m not sure what could be worse for public consumption: naked photos of or another song from Ke$ha. Both could cause temporary blindness and involuntary vomiting.

    According to the Associated Press, a 17-year-old and 23-year-old are under investigation by German authorities for a year-long hacking spree targeting celebrities. They reportedly sold songs and files, earning more than $13,000 and allegedly tried to blackmail an unnamed female singer with nude photos. There’s no official confirmation on who that celebrity is, but reports claim it’s Ke$ha involved in a sex act.

    I’ll speculate it’s Ke$ha and she is in the act of screwing stupid people out of money to see her perform.

    Hackers Hit Lady Gaga, Ke$ha; Reportedly Steal Nude Pics – [Celebuzz]

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