20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Reese Witherspoon

    December 10, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad.

    Today’s Subject: Reese Witherspoon

    1. Younger sister of Tennessee Titans player Will Witherspoon.
    2. Her full legal name is Reese Katrina Witherspoon Not Fork.
    3. Wishes she were Canadian.
    4. Her teen crush was Richard Nixon.
    5. She loves salty and sweet so her favorite snack is salt dipped in maple syrup.
    6. Wants to start an organization to end the sale of lemonade in the US.
    7. Secretly wishes she were Samuel L. Jackson.
    8. Owns only one pair of shoes because she really doesn’t have feet.
    9. Thinks CPR is for suckers.
    10. Was voted “Most Likely To Star In The Movie Sweet Home Alabama” in high school.
    11. Poops licorice.
    12. She is a man that will fight for your honor. She’ll be the hero, you’ve been dreaming of.
    13. Thinks Sudoku is a Japanese liquor shot.
    14. Punches dwarfs for fun.
    15. Can’t believe the price of notebooks these days! It’s paper with a wire binding!
    16. Secretly wants the author of this blog, but shhhhhhhh.
    17. Originally auditioned to play Johnny Cash but settled for the role of June Carter.
    18. Loves getting bunyons and paper cuts.
    19. Has speed bumps in her bedroom. Best not to ask.
    20. Wants to keep the Sam in Christmas.

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