Five Things to Expect on the Backstreet NKOTB Tour

    November 26, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Some of you may have read over this and not paid attention but I’m definitely paying attention.  Knowing that Backstreet Boys and New Kids will be touring is something that simply doesn’t occur.

    Honestly I don’t have a clue what to expect but I do expect something considerable.  In fact I’ve put together a list of five things we might very well see at these concerts….

    Plenty of Doable and Horny Moms

    Think about it.  These guys were pretty big time in both the late 80s and mid to late 90s.  So think about this.  Most of the attendees of these concerts were chicks in their teens.  So right now most of these little ladies are young mommies.  I don’t know about you but the idea of a sexy mommy who’s turned on by the old school New Kids is quite enticing to me.  If you’re looking to score a cougar, go to one of these concerts.

    Tons of Staleness

    Do you realize how rusty these guys are going to be?  Think about whatever “moves” are going to happen.  Slower, fatter, and grosser.  All of them will look older, will sweat,  and will be drinking tons of water.  I’ll bet there might even be some drooling.  It’s just not going to be the same party that it used to be.  However, the staleness in itself is going to be awesome and is a must see.

    Terrible Falsetto Voices and Screw Ups

    “Please don’t go girl!”  No.  That simply isn’t going to happen.  These guys are going to 100% make tons of mistakes.  There’s no question in my mind about it.  And I’d love to be there for all of them.

    Neon and Horrible Costumes

    When you really think about the lives of rock stars, how ridiculous are their outfits?  I mean if you saw one of your friends wearing this stuff in person you’d be laughing your ass off.  Now you’re talking teen icons of the 90s?  I can’t wait to see the stuff that they try to pull off.

    Many Many Many  White People

    Is this a racist call?  No, it’s not.  It’s not even close.   I’m just trying to comprehend the overall “white” factor at shows like this.  It’s gotta be through the roof.   I mean we’re talking off the charts here.

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