Five Appropriate Celebrity Fragrance Ideas

 
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    November 16, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Remember all the hub bub about a Justin Bieber fragrance?  Well clearly that was pretty gay (not the homosexual reference) and I’m sure we’d all like to forget about it.  Well I know I would.  Then again, it’s actually pretty funny when you think about the celebrity fragrance game.   Lots of them are getting into the market.

    But what if we had some honest selections?  I mean let’s get real here.   I’m tired of all this fluffy words and lame fragrances.  Let’s get down to the nitty gritty of what these celebs are about.

    Here are seven celebrity fragrance ideas..

    Paris Hilton – Snow


    I’m not sure how many of you have done cocaine or are familiar with the smell but why hide it?  Why not just make a fragrance that encapsulates the odor?  And how better to market this smell than Ms. Paris Hilton.  Coke maven and party girl extraordinaire.   You’d be surprised how many degenerates would buy this crap.

    JWOWW – Steel Vagina


    If any of you have seen the movie Boomerang then you know the reference.  If not it doesn’t matter.   It’s a fantastic name for a fragrance and if there’s one female who can sell this name it’s definitely JWOWW.  That is one tough cookie.  My only concern is what the bottle design would look like.  Hmmmm.

    Lil Wayne – Beast Aftershave


    I’m going back a long way here.  Remember Rocky II?  No I’m not a racist and am using this term because Lil Wayne is black so please let’s just stop right there.  I’m saying the Lil Wayne is definitely a little beasty.  I mean come on.  I guess I could also put Russell Brand as a candidate here.  No one looks more like the missing link than that guy?  I guess the odor would just be a dude who doesn’t wear deodorant.

    Charlie Sheen – The Morning After


    The smell of a night out filled with alcohol and sex.   We all know the smell.  Let’s just put it inside a bottle and sell it to the public.  Sheen would be the perfect candidate to sell it.

    Lady Gaga – Bacon, Eau de Pig


    Obviously.

     
     
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