Jessica Simpson Engaged To Eric Johnson. Yeah. That’s Not A Crazy Idea At All.

 
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    November 15, 2010 at 8:00 am

    "If I Close My Eyes I Can Pretend He Is A Ring-Ding."

    Jessica Simpson pulled move #4 off the crazy ex-wife list by announcing her engagement to a person that once collected a paycheck for standing on an NFL sideline. The guy still doesn’t know what a good catch is.

    Jessica Simpson and her NFL beau Eric Johnson are set to wed! “Yes, we are excited to confirm that they are engaged,” the songbird’s rep tells E! News. It was a quick road to romance for the two, who began dating in May while the footballer was estranged from his stylist wife, Keri Johnson. His divorce has since been finalized.

    Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get engaged last week and Jess had no choice but to 1) freak out in private 2) tell the world she is happy for Nick and 3) cry until this other guy came forward with a ring. It’s in the crazy broad handbook. She is running the plays page by page. She is probably pitching a wedding reality show to networks right now. “Say Yes To The Dress And NOMNOM To The Wedding Cake.”

    “I am extremely, extremely happy for him,” she said. “Our relationship was over a really long time ago, and it would be nice if everyone could move on with us and really just celebrate the love between him and Vanessa. I do, and I wish them nothing but the best.”

    Yeah! Everyone move on! I’ve obviously moved on! I’m on the show today to address the fact Nick got engaged but that’s a way of moving on. Another way of moving on is drowning myself in booze and Yodels, ballooning to two hundred pounds and using bed sheets as a wedding dress.

    At least there will be one “tight end” in the Simpson family.

    Jessica Simpson and Footballer Beau Engaged! – [E! Online]

     
     
     
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