Would You Rather? Cursing Bird or Humping Dog

 
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    November 2, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Would You Rather

    Life is always throwing a ton of bad choices at us, where it seems like either option is pretty damn horrible. That’s probably the origin of the game “Would You Rather?”

    Each week, EgoTV discusses a “Would You Rather?” scenario and gives the pros and cons of each. Then it’s up to you, the reader, to make a choice of which you’d rather.

    Let’s have a pointless debate.

    Would You Rather…have a bird that says “f**k you” every time someone walked into the room OR have a dog that humps all your guests’ legs?

    Cursing Bird

    Cursing bird

    PRO: It’s hysterical.
    CON: Until it’s your grandmother.

    PRO: It’s fun with strangers.
    CON: Until you meet one that can’t take a joke.

    PRO: Keep him by the front door for those religious solicitors.
    CON: Get him away from the door for those Girl Scouts selling cookies.

    PRO: Conversation starter.
    CON: Conversation ender.

    PRO: A well-timed “f**k you” will always cheer a person up.
    CON: Until you come home from a crap day and he says it to you.

    Humping Dog

    Humping dog

    PRO: Gets rid of unwanted guests.
    CON: Gets rid of wanted guests.

    PRO: It’s hysterical.
    CON: Until you realize the person is getting off on it.

    PRO: It’s better than a dog that constantly barks.
    CON: You might be paying a couple dry-cleaning bills.

    PRO: Makes a funny YouTube clip.
    CON: Gotta feel for anyone under 4 feet tall.

    So which would you rather have?

     
     
     
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