Jessica Simpson Stops And Thinks About What She Eats. Thinking Done! NOMNOMNOM

    October 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

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    While it is true that Jessica Simpson does get picked on a little too much for her weight issues, part of the problem is that she is constantly bringing it up.

    “I’m from Texas, I like everything fried, which is the really unfortunate thing. My relationship with food? I want it when I’m sad. When I’m happy, I don’t think much about it. But I do like to go out on a date for a good dining experience. It’s important not to say, ‘I can’t have this’ because then I obsess about it.”

    Why does she obsess about it? Probably because she is three deep fried Oreos away from either getting a permanent gig on Thintervention or doubling as the new Cowboys stadium. Although, thinking about food seems like a deeper issue that might need the help of a professional headshrinker. People get sad and think happy thoughts. Jess thinks about moonpies and IHOP trips.

    Did she ever think about just packing it up and going home to Texas during moments of pain in the spotlight? “Heck, yeah!” said Simpson. “Many times I wanted to surrender and give up. But I have a calling in my life. And if I have to go through that scrutiny, I will.”

    Let’s hope she answers that call soon. It’s a job as the next layer of ozone. Protecting the Earth, one massive mom-jeaned ass cheek at a time.

    Jessica Simpson: Boyfriend Eric Johnson ‘brings out a lot of light in me – [USA Today]

    1. kkkk says:

      COMMRADE: Yes the “ASS” is bigger


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