Pregnancy Promenade

Pregnancy Promenade

Now that more and more teens can’t keep their pants on, it seems to be socially acceptable to be happy about teen pregnancy.

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Fight Breaks Out at Chuck E Cheese

Fight Breaks Out at Chuck E Cheese

No place is safe.

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Grandparents Are Stripping For Money

Grandparents Are Stripping For Money

I guess it doesn’t matter how old you are to be able to sell yourself for some cash.

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Attention Ladies. Refrigerated Panties. That Is All.

Attention Ladies. Refrigerated Panties. That Is All.

It’s hot outside. HOW! HOT! IS IT! It’s so hot the devil has stink crotch....

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Cheating Can Save a Middle-Aged Man’s Life

Cheating Can Save a Middle-Aged Man’s Life

Everyone knows the story. A guy turns 40, and his eyes start to wander. Next think you know, he’s shacking up with that hot chick who works at Costco,...

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Hot Links 5-7-10

Hot Links 5-7-10

1. 10 Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Mom on Mother’s Day 2. How Women Should Always Be Sitting in Cars 3. TGIF Hottie: Hollie the Hottie 4....

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Comparing Women To Fruit

Comparing Women To Fruit

Girls have some sweet and firm characteristics akin to the variety of fruits available at your local market. Although it can seem like there is a wide...

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Translating Excuses Women Give for Not Sleeping With You

Translating Excuses Women Give for Not Sleeping With You

Women are mysterious creatures. One minute, they’re inviting you in for...

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So You Want to Buy a Handgun…

So You Want to Buy a Handgun…

So you want to buy a handgun? Good for you! As our forefathers taught us, owning a handgun is as American as apple pie or sex with slaves. But with...

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Why Threesomes Aren’t as Awesome as You’d Think

Why Threesomes Aren’t as Awesome as You’d Think

Kids today are under the impression that “threesomes” are the cat’s pajamas....

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Gallery: Hot Girls Smoking Cigarettes

Gallery: Hot Girls Smoking Cigarettes

This time, Don REALLY pissed Betty off. Cigarettes can kill you, slowly breaking you down from the inside as your cells decompose. So can a beautiful...

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Why French Women Are So Liberating

Why French Women Are So Liberating

I live in the stuffy old United States of America, where women work constantly to fix their naturally “deficient” bodies. There’s a lot...

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