Should You Sleep With Your Ex? The Final Verdict
March 11, 2010 at 7:30 am by Max Lance - (2) Comments
There are two schools of thought when it comes to sleeping with your ex and both are powerful arguments that have stifled men for generations. Even back in Biblical times when men would take on dozens of wives, would it still be awkward to break up with one of them and then get drunk a [...]
Why Men Need To Revert To Acting Like Cavemen
March 4, 2010 at 6:00 am by Max Lance - (1) Comment
Generic Super Bowl commercials about man’s last stand aside, we need to ditch the pretence that we are civilized adults and revert to our Cavemen ways. Women have won, it’s that simple. They out-rank us in the workplace, in school and college graduation rates. The pay gap is closing and you can’t give a girl [...]
I Get Laid (A Lot) Even Though I’m Fat and Jobless. Here’s How!
February 22, 2010 at 10:37 am by Christopher Brown - Leave a Comment
I’m fat. I’m unemployed. I’m a slob. I definitely look like I shouldn’t be getting anybody’s share of the female love, right? But guess what? Fact is, I gets mine. And, to be honest, I’m probably getting yours too. The ladies love me. You’re dying to know why, aren’t you? There are three reasons why my [...]
How To Get Your Girlfriend Into Sports
January 13, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Max Lance - (3) Comments
Getting thrown into the lake when you were a kid might have taught you how to swim, but taking your girlfriend to the most hardcore Packers section during a negative thirty degree windchill game against the Bears might not be the best for acclimation. But here are a series of tips so that you can [...]
Jersey Shore Season 2 Application
January 12, 2010 at 12:30 pm by Max Lance - (1) Comment
Yo, whattup! The debut season of Jersey Shore had so much Pookie-punching glory that we’re back for a second season. Is your hair greased enough? Your skin tan enough? You Guido-y enough to make it on to the Jersey Shore? Complete this questionnaire and we’ll get in touch with all potential applicants.
Have you ever gone [...]
How To Deal With A Boss You Hate
January 5, 2010 at 8:00 am by Tom Rose - (2) Comments
Most advice on self-help websites is worthless. Especially when it comes to The Boss From Hell. Here are our tips on How To Deal With A Boss You Hate.
Best Winter Dates
December 26, 2009 at 6:00 am by Max Lance - Leave a Comment
Dating in the winter – especially a first date – can be a completely difference experience than a night out in the summer. If you’re dealing with freezing temperatures, blistering wind and snow, you have to cut down on travel times and distances, stick to cabs or driving, and put any romantic viewpoints or outdoor [...]
Why do Women Like Jerks?
December 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm by Milton Davis - (1) Comment
WHY DO GIRLS LIKE JERKS? (THE DEFINITIVE ANSWER)
Seeing you guys stumble around in the dark has lost its appeal. I have information essential to the survival of humanity, information that I am tired of keeping to myself.
Everything humans do is geared towards obtaining the thing farthest from them. The farthest thing from guys is always [...]
Ten Best Movie Theaters in America
December 11, 2009 at 2:01 pm by Max Lance - Leave a Comment
Landmark Sunshine Theater, New York, NY
Plush seats and the best independent cinema combines the best of small-theaters and multiplexes in the East Village.
New Beverly Cinema, Los Angeles, CA
Showing double-features of old movies and a schedule that changes every couple of days.
Egyptian Theater, Los Angeles, CA
Skip the touristy Chinese theater for the renovated Egyptian-themed house by [...]
Six Things You Can Learn From Vampires To Pick Up Chicks
December 8, 2009 at 2:00 pm by Max Lance - (3) Comments
The vampire craze doesn’t seem to be dying down any time soon, and it’s all because vampire shows are porn for girls. They are deep, emotional, attractive and mysterious, and girls can’t get enough. So how can you cop vampires’ style for your own gain?
Be Ripped Without Ever Going to the Gym
This is a tricky [...]
How to be Ethical When Dating Around
December 7, 2009 at 11:25 am by Editorial Staff - Leave a Comment
How many times have you heard of someone you know being hurt because they found out that the person they’re interested in, is also dating other people? It happens all the time. In my opinion there’s nothing actually wrong with this, as long as both people agree to it. It’s not exactly fair when one [...]
7 Things Women Say… And What They Really Mean
December 3, 2009 at 6:19 pm by Lindsey Chen - (1) Comment
Often times we women will say stuff just to make you men happy, or to make you think that we’re perfect and that nothing’s wrong. We say some pretty outrageous stuff and some of it, and for the most part, don’t even mean it. So thanks to Guyism, the most common 7 “excuses” are broken [...]
Top 5 Strangest Online Dating Sites
December 3, 2009 at 10:00 am by Ted Goslin - Leave a Comment
Ever wonder if you can find that perfect stoner boyfriend / girlfriend? Or perhaps you’re looking for someone behind bars to give you a spicier love life? With the help of our friends at Muffslap, compiling a list of some of the oddest dating sites around, you can!
Here’s our pics for the top 5 weirdest dating sites on [...]
4 Mistake Guys Make When Approaching a Woman
November 22, 2009 at 3:00 pm by Lindsey Chen - (1) Comment
Many guys say they “don’t like to meet girls at bar.” Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’ve hear that one before. Us girls know that it’s not because girls who go to bars are trashy, but because those guys don’t have game and they don’t want to embarrass themselves in front of those girls. Hey, if a [...]
7 Ways to Tell That Your Girlfriend is CRAZY!
November 17, 2009 at 2:00 pm by Lindsey Chen - (1) Comment
First off, let me start by saying that I am in no way part of this crazy-lady category, but I do admit, that there are some women out there who are absolutely bezerk. I know, I have friends like this and man, sometimes I just don’t understand how they can keep a boyfriend. Oh wait, [...]
Hot Links for 11/4
November 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm by Lindsey Chen - Leave a Comment
Check out the links that made the list today!
Hilarious Sports Moment Photos (Uncoached)
How To Ruin a Relationship in 3 Easy Steps (HolyTaco)
Reebok Commercial – So Bad, It’s Good (TastyBooze)
15 Best Stacy Keibler Videos of All Time (Epic Carnival)
A Flowchart to Determine How Your Should Spend Your Last $20 (NextRound)
