iPads; Expensive As a High-End Call Girl And Also Just As Dirty

iPads; Expensive As a High-End Call Girl And Also Just As Dirty

It’s impossible to make it through a day without once pondering all the...

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Fiction Friday – The Taking Of The Girl On The Pelham 123

Fiction Friday – The Taking Of The Girl On The Pelham 123

Getting laid is a mathematical process, and as soon as I walked onto that downtown...

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The Best Marathons In The World

The Best Marathons In The World

There are a number of factors that make for a great marathon: there’s the aesthetics, the scenery, the prestige and history associated with big-city...

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The Skinny on the City: #1 (New York)

The Skinny on the City: #1 (New York)

This is the first installment of a series that will detail the what-to-dos in the hippest cities in America without breaking bank. Because while you might...

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What Rich People Have For Lunch

What Rich People Have For Lunch

Usually when I go out to lunch, I try to keep the bill relatively low. However, that’s not the case for other people. In fact, how do you spend over...

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Paris Hilton Makes Out With Chimp, then Bowls

Paris Hilton Makes Out With Chimp, then Bowls

Now usually you have to look farther than a bowling alley to meet someone of...

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