There are many things to be afraid of in this world: terrorism, chimp attacks, swine flu, wasps, AIDS, WASP’s, WASP’s with AIDS, and so on. But when it comes to striking terror in the hearts of men, the prospect of marriage is at the top of the list. However, the alternative to marriage, dying alone, [...]
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There are two schools of thought when it comes to sleeping with your ex and both are powerful arguments that have stifled men for generations. Even back in Biblical times when men would take on dozens of wives, would it still be awkward to break up with one of them and then get drunk a [...]
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9. The gym
It might seem like a good on paper, there are a lot of girls around, people’s adrenaline and endorphins are up, physical activity and plenty of things to talk about. Even if you think a girl looks cuter while she’s working out, many women say that they don’t want to be hit on [...]
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I’m in a fantasy baseball league with some of my best childhood friends. If you think Facebook is a good way to stay in touch with people, you’ve clearly never played fantasy baseball. The “smack talk” boards, the trades, the daily obsession over all the major league games… it’s a deep, deep bond. So I [...]
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It’s getting colder… and even Washington’s greatest minds (and other body parts) need to get cozy… and some, not with their wives. As Henry Kissinger once said, “political power is the greatest aphrodisiac,” and as history shows, political philandering is as American as apple pie. When scandals emerge, they can topple Presidencies and end political [...]
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We’re about to run the gamut of holiday season through Valentine’s Day, but if you have been laid off or cash is tight, you’ll be put in a quandary: how do you tell your girlfriend you love her without spending a lot of money to do it? Hopefully, she will understand that your money is [...]
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For some of us there is that one time of year we always dread: Christmas. Yes, there are presents and parties and ice skating, but going home for the holidays is not usually the most welcome thing on our agenda. This is why I’ve created a list of the top 5 things to avoid when going home to mom and dad. There are plenty of ways to prevent that nervous breakdown, and here they are:
1. Talking about marriage, if you’re single or in a relationship
“Yes, mom, I’m single and I’m not interested in Mildred Hildenblat from next door.” Oh, the horror. So many questions must be answered regarding this subject but the easiest way to sidestep the 20 questions of why you aren’t married is simple: either change the subject to another sibling and their shortcomings, talk to your dad about how the governent is screwing up the country even more this week, or just say you’re looking for the right moment or person, depending on your position. If none of those work, just do your best not to let them ask any questions.
2. Eating too much
If you’ve got to go home the next day you may be alright without that bloated, gotta board an airplane feeling. But more than anything, you won’t want to gain a ton of weight from all the sugar cookies, turkey, stuffing, and other assorted junk the fam might be throwing at you. To avoid it all just fill up partially before going over with bread or something else, so you can legitimately claim to be full, or just lie about it.
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