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  • Not Very Majestic Featherless Parrot (Pic)

    Not Very Majestic Featherless Parrot (Pic)

    March 25, 2014 at 2:11 am

    Who would ever want this featherless parrot? Me. That’s who. This guy might look closer to dinner than a live bird, but he can still bite you just as hard as any bird with feathers so you should watch what you say about him if you know what’s good for you.

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  • 50 years of Mustang

    50 years of Mustang

    March 25, 2014 at 12:35 am

      When the 1964 and a half mustang came out, people were like, “whoa!”.  What a pretty car!  Since then, each year engineers and government officials have played a meta game of crash testing, fuel economy, and economic equilibrium to slightly alter the mustang in appearance and design...

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  • 5 Bears Taking Photographs (Pics)

    5 Bears Taking Photographs (Pics)

    March 24, 2014 at 2:17 am

    I don’t think the bears are actually taking photographs. That is just ridiculous. They are just looking at the camera out of curiosity because they scared away or consumed the photographer and now don’t know what to do. If bears could take photographs, the world would be a better place, but...

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  • This Coffin Looks Like a Twix Bar (Pic)

    This Coffin Looks Like a Twix Bar (Pic)

    March 24, 2014 at 2:09 am

    And no, it’s not just someone burying their pet hamster. It’s a coffin for a human being, or what was a human being and is now just a corpse gleefully rotting away in their custom made Twix coffin that they just had to have.

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  • Shadow Art is Trash (Pic)

    Shadow Art is Trash (Pic)

    March 21, 2014 at 2:07 am

    Literally, and not literally in the way that the dictionary has recently been amended to accommodate illiterate ignoramuses, which would mean figuratively even though the word would still be literally. Literally literally.

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  • Brain Test Challenge You Literally Cannot Complete (Pic)

    Brain Test Challenge You Literally Cannot Complete (Pic)

    March 20, 2014 at 2:06 am

    But go ahead, try. No, it’s not because of the weed that you’re failing. Look, you can sort of do it if you draw the six backwards (starting from the bottom), but that’s cheating.

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  • Terrifying Underwater Cyclone is Coming to Get You on Your Next Beach Trip (Pic)

    Terrifying Underwater Cyclone is Coming to Get You on Your Next Beach Trip (Pic)

    March 19, 2014 at 2:04 am

    It knows when you are sleeping. It knows when you’re awake. It knows whether you’ve been bad or good, and it doesn’t care either way — it’s going to devour you and deliver you to Ursula deep beneath the surface.

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  • This Floor is Really Flat (Optical Illusion Pic)

    This Floor is Really Flat (Optical Illusion Pic)

    March 18, 2014 at 2:03 am

    Try navigating this bitch after you’ve taken too much sleepy time Robotussin. This thing needs a warning sign for epileptics, old people and those who hate fun.

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  • Longboarding at Night (pic)

    Longboarding at Night (pic)

    March 14, 2014 at 2:53 am

    Really cool until night-vision-shark comes up and removes your asscheeks for a snack.

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  • Florida is Beautiful Besides Being Stupid (Pic)

    Florida is Beautiful Besides Being Stupid (Pic)

    March 13, 2014 at 2:52 am

    Catfish hotel sink in Florida proves that not only stupidity and terrible crime comes out of a state shaped like a weird penis. I would love to visit this place, but I’d be too afraid of stumbling upon some sort of underwater meth lab or of someone trying to sell me their baby in exchange for a...

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  • A Rich Person’s Receipt (Pic)

    A Rich Person’s Receipt (Pic)

    March 12, 2014 at 2:50 am

    One cappuccino is almost ten dollars, so don’t feel too bad — it’s not like they’re drinking thousand dollar bottles of champagne. Wait…

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  • 11 Glass Replicas of Parasites (Pics)

    11 Glass Replicas of Parasites (Pics)

    March 11, 2014 at 2:58 am

    These make really rad sculptures, but imagine a ton of these things crawling around inside your veins and mucking up everything in your body. If you’re disease-free, imagine using one of these as a tiny vase or a little coffee cup. Aww, how cute.

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  • Mt Helen Before and After Eruption (Pic)

    Mt Helen Before and After Eruption (Pic)

    March 11, 2014 at 1:48 am

    Now get in there and find me some treasure! Just kidding; it’s just a bunch of rocks. And who cares about rocks anyway? Not America. America cares about war. Is there anyone in there we can kill, enslave or steal from? No? Forget it. Boooooo-ring.

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