Celebrating The Proper English Breakfast (Then Vomiting)December 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Sick and tired of breakfast. Used to be my favorite meal of the day. One more easy over egg and I’m slicing my wrists with a plastic butter knife (probably take until the next morning). A friend suggested trying a “proper English breakfast.” Assumed it was cigarettes and a pint of...
PM Hot Links – Animals Hate Xmas, Rich Xtreme Athletes and Old JuggalosDecember 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to watch 10 animals attacking on Christmas.
I feel bad for the cat at Christmas time. It’s such a damn tease. All year long, I play with him by throwing balls, dangling things in front of his face and playing with small cat toys that look like dolls and mice. Christmas rolls around and we decorate an entire tree full of what looks like cat toys and yell DON’T TOUCH! It’s got to do something to his psyche. He must think it’s a game. If he makes it through the holidays without knocking down the tree he gets a reward. Actually it is a game. He lost like three days ago.
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Here’s One Thing That $100,000 Will Get YouDecember 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
Don’t let the daily weekly price tag of $100,000 stop you. This catamaran has everything that you could want in an ocean going vessel including a submersible submarine that will get you closer to the ocean bottom then you have ever been before. So what else do you get for a hundred grand a week?...
See You In Ten: Leighton MeesterDecember 9, 2010 at 11:00 am
See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Leighton Meester How she got here: Meester is an actress, singer, songwriter, and fashion model best known for her role as Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl. After her television...
Fox Making More Changes to American Idol. Who Votes For Shooting Contestants On Stage?December 9, 2010 at 8:00 am
American Idol has been losing ratings power for years. It’s got nothing to do with the singers not being as talented and the biggest ratings draws of the show (Simon and Ellen) are gone. Nope. That ain’t it. It’s obviously because there is no footage of the Idols making breakfast. “Transparency”...
Four “Too Accessible” Things That It’s Not Even Fun AnymoreDecember 9, 2010 at 6:00 am
Remember when you were a little kid and you’d search around the house to find your brother or father’s porn stash? Remember how awesome a feeling it was to finally get to that stash? My point is this. There’s a large degree of value in doing something you’re not allowed to...
6 Dating Tips To Learn From This “Millionaire Matchmaker” Train WreckDecember 9, 2010 at 5:00 am
Besides daily blogging for EgoTV, I do freelance writing for several other Men’s entertainment websites and magazines. I don’t really have specific topics that I cover, but for the last four years I’ve done more than a few dating and relationship articles. I’m in no way an authority on relationships,...
AM Hot Links – Christmas Portraits, Cost Cutting and Stars Wars Meets Princess BrideDecember 9, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to see 25 awesomely creepy Christmas portraits.
My family was never into the professional portrait. Of course, we took thousands of pictures to mark every second of every holiday, but we never got all dazzled up to pose in front of a screen for a pro photog. Not really our style. Which, I’m fine about, because every single family portrait eventually gets hysterical with each passing year. I think it’s because with regular photos there is an excuse of “well they caught me on a bad day/time/lighting/bender.” With professional photos people prepare because they know it’s coming. A professional shot means “this was the best I could look at that moment, and yes, that was my best option for a shirt.”
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A Gallery Of Christmas Movie PostersDecember 8, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Everyone has a favorite Christmas movie. I feel that it doesn’t usually have to do with the movie, but more what was going on in life when they first watched the flick. For example, Santa With Muscles is pretty crappy, but I’m sure some people have a soft spot in their heart for the film...
PM Hot Links – Bad Gifts, Zombie Info and Odd CalendarsDecember 8, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read 10 gift ideas guaranteed to get you laid… plus a few that definitely won’t.
Good gift or bad gift, your fate has already been sealed for getting laid. It doesn’t matter if you get her bag of pistachio shells, if she wants to let your private parts wrestle, it’s on like Konkey Dong. If she isn’t going to dance under the sheets, it doesn’t matter how much you spent for an island in the Pacific. Sorry kid, those are the breaks. But, um, you still thinking about giving her that bag of shells. I know a little blogger that’s been VERY good this year.
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The Evolution of Emma WatsonDecember 8, 2010 at 11:30 am
And who else is in love with Emma Watson? And who else is psyched that they’re allowed to admit these feelings? I remember when the first Harry Potter came out in 2001 and I thought there was a quality about her then. But even then when you think “that girl’s gonna be hot”...