AM Hot Links – Sexual Predators, Funny Ladies and Santa Robs a BarDecember 22, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to see 12 most insane news stories of 2010.
People get pissed when they think writers are “mailing it in” with stories about all the things that happened in the previous year. I love them. It’s because I’ve got a terrible memory. I’ll read an article and go “wait that just happened?” or “where was I for that?” For example, did you know Prince William got engaged? When the hell did that happen? Where was I? I haven’t heard a thing about this engagement. What is the guy’s name? He is marrying a chick?!? Man I’m so out of the loop.
The best part of 2010? The EgoTV Facebook page.
A Different Kind of Sexual Predator – [Unreality]
I’d Like Unwrap Serenity Eden’s Holiday Bikini! – [DJ Mick]
Twenty Funny Ladies You Should Be Following on Twitter – [The Smoking Jacket]
Gun-Toting Kris Kringle Robs Bar – [Aol News]
Today’s Girl: Sharni Vinson – [Maxim]
8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews – [Cracked]
Holiday Gifts Your Neighborhood Burglar Will Love – [Holy Taco]
10 Celebs That Could Be Serial Killers – [Guyism]
Bill Cowher Is the Spotlight-Hogging Coach Version of Brett Favre – [Bleacher Report]
Heidi Montag Shows Off Surgery Scars, Compares Herself To Edward Scissorhands – [The Frisky]
Top 10 Gifts You Can’t Ask Your Parents to Get You for Christmas – [BroBible]
Grandma Reads 50 Cent Tweets – [Manofest]
Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Pictures Like We Won’t See Again for Some Time – [Egotastic]
Everyone Wants to Stab Paris – [The Superficial]
Sara Jean Underwood Sweet Lingerie Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
Stairway to Heaven? – [Pic Rocket]
Emily Blunt Barely Unleashes Her Uber Hotness For Gulliver’s Travels – [Popoholic]
Cuff ‘Em: These Are The Crazy Bastards Who Scaled The Glass At Bruins-Capitals Game – [Busted Coverage]
Foolish Mortals, You Can’t Stop Porn – [TruTV]
Britney Spears Still Looks Weird in a Bikini – [Celeb Jihad]
They Paved Paradise And Scattered Around Shopping CartsDecember 21, 2010 at 1:00 pm
The wife was in the tenth store of the day and the baby and I were sitting in the car when I noticed a runaway shopping cart in the distance. It was making a dash for freedom. Going at top speed (for a shopping cart) and heading well past where any store employee would bother chasing it. “FLY!...
PM Hot Links – Disturbing XMas Ads, LiLo Off The Wagon and Amazon RulesDecember 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see 12 most unintentionally disturbing Christmas ads.
Holidays are when the big box stores and malls rake in the dough. But every business has to survive and every business still has to advertise. Sadly, people still die during the holidays. So you’ve got to think ahead. Is Uncle Edward going to make it to the new year? No. So let’s order the headstone NOW and avoid the rush in the week after Christmas. Oh headstones are half off? Perfect. Do you have any duplicates or misprints we can buy for a better deal? He never liked the name Edward anyway.
Christmas belongs on the EgoTV Facebook page.
50 Awesome Anti Tobacco AdsDecember 21, 2010 at 11:30 am
I haven’t really looked at the statistics of smoking over the last few years but I can only hope that with the rise in cigarette costs and the amount of information we have out there that people have cut down on this disgusting habit. I mean what the hell else do we have to do to get this stopped? ...
Would You Rather? With Comedian Eli BradenDecember 21, 2010 at 11:00 am
This week, Eli Braden gives his best answers for Would You Rather? Eli has a song to turn around any sad-sack day, or at least make you laugh about it. His latest album The New King Of Music Comedy is available on Amazon and iTunes. EgoTV: Would You Rather…Have super sensitive smell OR super sensitive...
Victoria’s Secret? Her Models Are Egotistical Windbags. Kidding. That’s Not A Secret.December 21, 2010 at 8:00 am
Attractive people can usually say whatever the hell they want. It’s the fact that people listen and write those words that we get “news” stories like a Victoria’s Secret model that would rather men not approach her in bars because they are just wasting their time. Also, Jessica has some hard...
Eight Awesome Covers of the Zelda Theme SongDecember 21, 2010 at 6:00 am
It’s one of the most legendary themes in video games: The Zelda theme song. So we decided to scour the internet searching for the coolest and most bizarre covers of ths theme that we could find. Some are just really talented musicians and some are utilizing pieces of technology ranging from...
6 People That Can Ruin The HolidaysDecember 21, 2010 at 5:00 am
The last time you had a perfect Christmas, you were probably also really excited about going into junior high that coming spring. Yes, it’s been that long since the holidays were fun. It was always better when you were a kid because you really didn’t have a life. As you get older, the suck of the...
AM Hot Links – Vintage Cigarette Ads, Son Of Robocop and Celebrity DivorceDecember 21, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to see 20 vintage cigarette ads.
Say what you want about old-time ads, at least they were honest. Sure, selling cigarettes using Santa and saying things like “it makes you feel awesome” where in poor taste but they really, really didn’t know how awful cigarettes where back in the day. Now, they can’t be so obvious, but they still advertise using images and subliminal messages. Now that is sneaky. PLUS, they pretty much know how bad their product is for people but they still advertise. It’s disgusting and not as honest. See what happens when people try to make things better?
Smoke some butts on the EgoTV Facebook page.
The Son of Robocop – [Unreality]
Tessie Tarrentino Busts Out Of Her Holiday Hand Bra! – [DJ Mick]
Hottest Celebrity Divorces of 2010 – [The Smoking Jacket]
Does This Tree Look Like Darth Vader – [Aol News]
Today’s Girl: Alyson Michalka – [Maxim]
5 Ridiculous Things You Probably Believe About Islam– [Cracked]
MILF Monday: Myleene Klass – [Holy Taco]
7 Gifts Not To Get Your Girlfriend This Christmas– [Guyism]
If Your Team’s Not in the Carmelo Sweepstakes, These 15 Guys Are Good Consolation Prizes – [Bleacher Report]
What She Really Wants For Christmas Is Kinky – [The Frisky]
VIDEO: Is This Bench-Clearing Brawl the Most Exciting Thing to Ever Happen in Lingerie Football? – [BroBible]
Xbox 360 Pug – [Manofest]
Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis Getting It On in Black Swan (VIDEO) – [Egotastic]
Vanessa Hudgens is a Sexy Dresser – [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton’s Sexy Euro Douche Party – [Hollywood Tuna]
Santa’s Best Helper – [Pic Rocket]
Katy Perry A Fan Favorite To Play Wonder Woman!? – [Popoholic]
Woman Emails Trying To Figure Out If Her Hubby Is F**king A WVU Cheerleader – [Busted Coverage]
TSA Screeners Fail To Spot Loaded Gun In Luggage – [TruTV]
Megan Fox Disgraceful Bikini Pics – [Celeb Jihad]
The King Is Dead; Long Live Awful Elvis ImpersonatorsDecember 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Elvis died thirty-three years ago. People have an odd way of remembering his legacy. They dress like him, impersonate him and do an incredibly terrible job. Sure, there are probably a few good Elvis impersonators out and about but for the most part it’s just the people in this gallery; fat, old...
PM Hot Links – Toilet Tricks, Willy Wonka Art and Larry King Is StylinDecember 20, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to check out 10 emergency alternatives for toilet paper .
Everyone has their embarrassing bathroom story. We are all human. It just amazes me that some people some people act like they never go to the bathroom. As if it’s some awful secret that they are hiding from the world. “Wait, you excrete waste? Oh my God. You’re an awful person. We can never speak again.” I think people should embrace the fact we all share this fact of nature. Which is why I’m calling for the removal of all restroom doors. Fine, just the Women’s bathroom. Let me get my camera.
Go #2 on the EgoTV Facebook page.