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  • 6 New Year’s Resolutions Every Person Should Make

    6 New Year’s Resolutions Every Person Should Make

    December 28, 2010 at 5:00 am

    New Year’s Resolution. Time to fail for the hundredth year in a row. It’s a dumb custom but one that won’t go away any time soon. There are the common resolutions (eat better, get a better job, stop crying when pleasuring oneself) and the tougher goals (stop crying when not pleasuring oneself)...

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  • AM Hot Links – Batman Sculptures, Body Paint and UFOs

    AM Hot Links – Batman Sculptures, Body Paint and UFOs

    December 28, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see 25 unusual Batman sculptures.

    People collect super hero figurines and statues. Boring. I’d rather have something like Fat Batman. It’s more of a conversation piece. Walk into a guy’s house and there is a Batman figure on the mantel, you just have to ask how long it’s been since he has had sex (trick question–answer is never) but find something like Fat Batman and the questions come fast and furious. Most important of those questions “when do you think was the last time Fat Batman saw his little Boy Wonder.” No, not Robin.

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    The Links

    Ashley Greene In Body Paint – [The Superficial]
    Fantasy Threesome: Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton – [DJ Mick]
    2010: A Big Year for UFOs – [Aol News]
    The Best Wins Of 2010 – [Manofest]
    6 Animals Humanity Accidentally Made Way Scarier – [Cracked]
    Jessica Alba’s Sexy Little Mom Walk – [Popoholic]
    The Most Ridiculous Free Throw Shot You’ll See All Day – [BroBible]
    Some Superb Live Zelda Music – [Unreality]
    Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures Flash the Bare A**tastic and Nipple Pokes – [Egotastic]
    Gear Girl Talks Amazon Kindle – [Maxim]
    How To Make A Real Rorschach Mask – [Double Viking]
    Teen Attacks Dad with Christmas Tree – [TruTV]
    Man Facing Five Years In Jail For Checking Cheating Wife’s Email – [Guyism]
    30 Pictures Of Dudes Who Probably Have Less Of A Social Life Than You – [Caveman Circus]
    You Need To Get Off Facebook – [Ned Hardy]
    Erin Heatherton Is The New Marisa Miller – [Hollywood Tuna]
    The 30,000 Calorie Christmas Feast No One Should Ever Eat – [Uncoached]
    Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked – [The Smoking Jacket]
    The Very First Legal Drunken Terrelle Pryor Photo To Hit The Internets? – [Busted Coverage]
    Usher’s ‘OMG’ Is a ‘Simpsons’ Rip-Off – [Warming Glow]

  • Say It With Me…SNOW DAY!

    Say It With Me…SNOW DAY!

    December 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    As the snow piles up around my house I have a thought that hasn’t crossed my mind in months; “I wish I was going to work tomorrow.” Only because I probably wouldn’t be going to work since the snow isn’t supposed to end until it accumulates to about a foot or more. I only...

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  • PM Hot Links – Dating Adult Movie Stars, Celebs With Bieber Cuts and James Franco’s Granny

    PM Hot Links – Dating Adult Movie Stars, Celebs With Bieber Cuts and James Franco’s Granny

    December 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star.

    Eight reasons? I can think of one, and only one, reason not to date a pornstar; it never works. Seriously, name a porn star in a long, committed relationship. If there is one he or she is either 1) married to another porn star or 2) out of porn. It’s like being married to any other celeb except this time you KNOW they have a sex tape. Several. All on VHS or DVD format.

    Porn Stars and real stars love the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • A Look Inside a Japanese Brothel

    A Look Inside a Japanese Brothel

    December 27, 2010 at 11:30 am

    We all know how weird Japan is.  If you don’t know then you really should.  I mean just look at some of the game shows that go on over there.   And let’s not forget about their wacky sexual practices.  Let’s just say that bowels and another form of humiliation is not exactly how...

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  • Where They At? Jesse Camp

    Where They At? Jesse Camp

    December 27, 2010 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Jesse Camp Where you know him from: Jesse Camp was the winner of...

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  • Man Vs. Frozen Lake

    Man Vs. Frozen Lake

    December 27, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Advantage lake.

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  • Ke$ha Quotables Read By An Old Man

    Ke$ha Quotables Read By An Old Man

    December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Apparently skank language is universal.

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  • Leave It To Bieber: Where Is Selena Gomez Promise Ring?

    Leave It To Bieber: Where Is Selena Gomez Promise Ring?

    December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

    If this turns out to be true, I’m totally on board the Bieber bus of fandom. Did the Beebs knock boots with the Disney pop princess. Her promise ring is missing. Instead of  wanting rumored new boyfriend Justin Bieber, 16, to put a ring on it, Selena Gomez, 18, has taken her ring off … her...

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  • The 6 Worst Movies Turned Musical

    The 6 Worst Movies Turned Musical

    December 27, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There has been a very disturbing trend increasing in Broadway over the last 20 years. It’s the turning of normal movies into musicals. Granted there have been some successful musicals turned into movies such as Grease and Chicago (just to name two), but doing it the other way around is extremely...

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  • 5 Reasons The Day After Xmas Is The Worst Day To Be At Work

    5 Reasons The Day After Xmas Is The Worst Day To Be At Work

    December 27, 2010 at 5:00 am

    The first few weeks of December are usually a blur at work. Not much work gets done, but the days are spent celebrating the pending holiday, online shopping and doing everything but actual work. It’s fine though, because no one else is really doing work either. The holiday comes and goes and unfortunately...

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  • AM Hot Links – Celeb Serial Killers, Teen Witch Rapper and Chicks Boxing

    AM Hot Links – Celeb Serial Killers, Teen Witch Rapper and Chicks Boxing

    December 27, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 10 celebrities that could be serial killers.

    It would be impossible for a celebrity to be a serial killer. I’m not saying that some of them couldn’t commit a crime, like murder, but there is no way a celeb could commit repeated crimes and get away with it. First, the photogs watch their every move, and secondly they have no idea how to keep anything a secret. They’d probably call their publicist right after the murder and ask if this will get them on the cover of US Weekly. “It won’t? What if I did it WHILE shopping for a dress with Kate Middelton? Well, I wasn’t, but I can be next time.”

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    The Links

    10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Be Single During The Holidays – [The Frisky]
    Three Products George Lucas Should Release for Christmas – [The Smoking Jacket]
    In The Face: Child Division – [Warming Glow]
    Obscure Characters We Love: The Rapper Guy in Teen Witch – [Unreality]
    Leggy Lisa Snowdon Hits The Red Carpet – [DJ Mick]
    Cops: Man Rams ATM With Bulldozer in Botched Heist – [Aol News]
    The Gift Of Hotness – [Maxim]
    Where Aren’t They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010 – [Cracked]
    25 Hot Boxing Girls – [Holy Taco]
    15 Most Unusual Wind-Ups in MLB History – [Bleacher Report]
    VIDEO: Renardo Sidney Fights Own Teammate in the Stands – [BroBible]
    Fetch Fail – [Manofest]
    Lindsay Lohan Clean, Sober, and Boobtastic – [Egotastic]
    Pat Robertson Wants to Legalize Pot – [The Superficial]
    Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Not An Xbox360 – [Pic Rocket]
    Ashley Greene’s Red Hot Fashion Gig – [Popoholic]
    Steelers Upset Panthers, According To Pittsburgh Post-Gazette iPhone App – [Busted Coverage]
    Flash Mob Forced To Retreat – [TruTV]
    Lady Gaga Shows Her Post-Op Naked Vagina – [Celeb Jihad]

  • It’s Almost Christmas Morning

    It’s Almost Christmas Morning

    December 24, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Really. You’re reading a blog right now? It’s almost Christmas. Why are you still online? Even if you’re Jewish, seriously, there are better things to do! Here is a gallery of people enjoying the joys of Christmas morning. Everyone have an awesome holiday. #gallery-3 { margin:...

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