He’s the next Lil Jon.

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Harry Potter actress Emma Watson recently revealed to the British edition of Vogue mag that she “got sick” when she found out how much money she made playing Hermoine Granger. Watson, 20, told the British edition of Vogue magazine’s December issue that she was 17 or 18 years old when...

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As a culture, we seem to be drawn to “cocky” people. As such, this translates directly into video games. Some of the most popular video game characters, whether they are heroes or villains, have been cocky bastards. In honor of these self-aggrandizing *ssholes, here is a list of the 9 cockiest video...

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Bret, my man, I was worried about you for a little while. Thought you’d gone soft on all of us (not in the pants but in the feelings department) but you’ve come back hard, HARD like a power ballad in between meal courses at a junior prom. Tsk, tsk, tsk with Tish, Tish, Tish. Bret, you old sailor!...

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Click the photo to read about 9 Aliens Not to Eff Around With.

I’d like to add to the list of aliens not to mess with to include “every single alien ever.” Seriously, is there an alien people should screw with? Who the hell knows what they are capable of? I say let them do whatever they want. Poke us, probe us (bet some of you pervs are getting excited) and run their experiments. Give up some humans for sacrifice. Start with anyone on a Bravo reality show.

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Tiger Cubs Need Swimming Lessons, Too – [The Frisky]
7 Unwritten Bathroom Laws Every Man Should Know – [Guyism]
Behold, the PokeMonster Hunter – [Unreality]
The 5 Most Epic One Man Rampages In the History Of War – [Cracked]
Five Ridiculously Easy Competitions You Could Win Right Now – [The Smoking Jacket]
Found Porn of the Week: “Don’t Wake the Baby” Edition – [Maxim]
The 10 Hottest Female Celebrity Republicans Of All Time – [Manofest]
Dude Loves Pokemon – [Double Viking]
The 10 Manliest Races or Events a Man Can Enter – [BroBible]
Ashlee Simpson With Short Hair? No Thanks! – [Popoholic]
Katina Karl Wants To Break Into Music Or Get Naked For Playboy – Any Takers? – [Busted Coverage]
Melissa Giraldo Sexy Swimwear Photoshoot – [DJ Mick]
Twenty Odd and Obscure Toys From the 70’s and 80’s – [Gunaxin]
Boy Gets Detention For Farting – [Warming Glow]
Laetitia Casta Is a Good Good Thing (VIDEO) – [Egotastic]
Miley Cyrus Gets Prophet Muhammad Arm Tattoo – [Celeb Jihad]
25 People Wearing Tinfoil Hats – [Holy Taco]
Viewing These 70 Pictures Will Make You Fall In Love With This Girl – [Caveman Circus]
Rose McGowan Has Good Posture – [Hollywood Tuna]
Bret Michaels ‘Sabotaged His Career’ If He Slept With Miley’s Mom – [The Superficial]

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Click the photo for 12 guys who’ve suffered at the hands of Photoshop.

I, too, have suffered at the hands of Photoshop. It happened in my first spread for Playgirl magazine. The editors said “you’re much, much too large so we are going to have to trim you down in the pocket cannon area.” I protested but they said they had no choice. They couldn’t fit all of me in one three page foldout. I fell victim. Wait. That wasn’t the Playgirl shoot. It was a spread I did for Rachel Ray mag. I always get those confused.

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Sometimes gamers take their gaming way too seriously.  They love their characters so much so that they decide to look like them.  And in doing so they create such ridiculous costumes and face paintings that it’s quite evident these are the types of people I would never hang out with in public. Ever...

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South African model Tanit Phoenix (who already sounds like a super hero) has landed the role of Wonder Woman on the upcoming series developed by David E. Kelly. Taint that interesting. Oh. Tanit. Read too fast. It looks like Warner Bros. and DC have an actress in mind to take on role of the Amazonian...

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I’d like to hear him sing some Cher.

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You know what I would respect more than anything in the Hollywood community?  A woman who was very much overweight and stayed that way for at least 20 years.   That way most of this hypocritical crap about “I’m happy with my weight” would stop.  If you were so happy with your weight...

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Click the photo to read about 10 reality stars who’ve attempted music careers.

If you’re a legit star of movies, scripted television, radio or any other medium, it’s fine to dabble in other areas but don’t try to make a career of it because it probably won’t work. If you’re a reality star, hell, try anything. Put your name on products, sing, dance, get people to punch you for money (I’m first in line) and do anything to make the 15 minutes last or just to make enough money so you really never have to work again. Honestly, that punch in the face stuff would be a goldmine. I’d give up my life savings to punch any of the Iron Chefs.

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Jorgie Porter is One of Britain’s Sexiest TV Stars – [Guyism]
The Star Wars Trilogy Retold Through Paper – [Unreality]
5 Topics Guaranteed to Elicit (Condescending) Advice – [Cracked]
Interesting Facts about the Air Sex Championships – [The Smoking Jacket]
10 Worst Covers Albums of All Time – [Maxim]
20 Politicians Grabbing Imaginary Boobs – [Manofest]
Jet vs. Concrete Wall – [Double Viking]
The 14 New Movies Worth Checking Out in November – [BroBible]
Sophia Bush Is One Freaking Sexy Katy Perry! – [Popoholic]
Guess That Ass Crack: She’s A Movie Star, Married A Guy From Boston & Has Weird Lips – [Busted Coverage]
Best Of Jenn Sterger – [DJ Mick]
Five Reasons for War and Why They Are Stupid – [Gunaxin]
Channel 10 Newscast Needs Some Work – [Warming Glow]
Rachel Bilson Shopping For Lingerie Can Only Lead to Silky Dreams – [Egotastic]
Demi Lovato Is Damaged Goods – [Celeb Jihad]
25 Oddly Unsettling Gas Mask Pictures – [Holy Taco]
This Might Be Your Girlfriend – [Caveman Circus]
Photos from Captain America: The First Avenger – [Heavy]
Jodie Marsh Busts Out The Good Stuff – [Hollywood Tuna]
Jessica Alba Wore This – [The Superficial]

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Just in case you are starting to look ahead at the holiday season we got us a pretty sweet list of things you can buy at discount prices from our helpful friends at Virgin Mobile.  Click on the picture and you’ll be whisked away to a magic place with deals galore!

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Click the photo for 7 things not to say in bed.

This is the easiest way to avoid saying something stupid in bed; don’t talk. You’d think people would realize sex is no time for small talk. No time for actual words. Grunts and moans sure, but a person is not exactly in the right frame of mind to say coherent things. Once it’s all over, say anything you want, like “how old are you again?” and “how much do I owe?”

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