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  • Ke$ha Quotables Read By An Old Man

    Ke$ha Quotables Read By An Old Man

    December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Apparently skank language is universal.

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  • Leave It To Bieber: Where Is Selena Gomez Promise Ring?

    Leave It To Bieber: Where Is Selena Gomez Promise Ring?

    December 27, 2010 at 8:00 am

    If this turns out to be true, I’m totally on board the Bieber bus of fandom. Did the Beebs knock boots with the Disney pop princess. Her promise ring is missing. Instead of  wanting rumored new boyfriend Justin Bieber, 16, to put a ring on it, Selena Gomez, 18, has taken her ring off … her...

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  • The 6 Worst Movies Turned Musical

    The 6 Worst Movies Turned Musical

    December 27, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There has been a very disturbing trend increasing in Broadway over the last 20 years. It’s the turning of normal movies into musicals. Granted there have been some successful musicals turned into movies such as Grease and Chicago (just to name two), but doing it the other way around is extremely...

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  • 5 Reasons The Day After Xmas Is The Worst Day To Be At Work

    5 Reasons The Day After Xmas Is The Worst Day To Be At Work

    December 27, 2010 at 5:00 am

    The first few weeks of December are usually a blur at work. Not much work gets done, but the days are spent celebrating the pending holiday, online shopping and doing everything but actual work. It’s fine though, because no one else is really doing work either. The holiday comes and goes and unfortunately...

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  • AM Hot Links – Celeb Serial Killers, Teen Witch Rapper and Chicks Boxing

    AM Hot Links – Celeb Serial Killers, Teen Witch Rapper and Chicks Boxing

    December 27, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 10 celebrities that could be serial killers.

    It would be impossible for a celebrity to be a serial killer. I’m not saying that some of them couldn’t commit a crime, like murder, but there is no way a celeb could commit repeated crimes and get away with it. First, the photogs watch their every move, and secondly they have no idea how to keep anything a secret. They’d probably call their publicist right after the murder and ask if this will get them on the cover of US Weekly. “It won’t? What if I did it WHILE shopping for a dress with Kate Middelton? Well, I wasn’t, but I can be next time.”

    Give a crap on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    10 Reasons Why It’s Awesome To Be Single During The Holidays – [The Frisky]
    Three Products George Lucas Should Release for Christmas – [The Smoking Jacket]
    In The Face: Child Division – [Warming Glow]
    Obscure Characters We Love: The Rapper Guy in Teen Witch – [Unreality]
    Leggy Lisa Snowdon Hits The Red Carpet – [DJ Mick]
    Cops: Man Rams ATM With Bulldozer in Botched Heist – [Aol News]
    The Gift Of Hotness – [Maxim]
    Where Aren’t They Now? 13 Overlooked Deaths of 2010 – [Cracked]
    25 Hot Boxing Girls – [Holy Taco]
    15 Most Unusual Wind-Ups in MLB History – [Bleacher Report]
    VIDEO: Renardo Sidney Fights Own Teammate in the Stands – [BroBible]
    Fetch Fail – [Manofest]
    Lindsay Lohan Clean, Sober, and Boobtastic – [Egotastic]
    Pat Robertson Wants to Legalize Pot – [The Superficial]
    Jessica Alba’s Timeless Bikini Body – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Not An Xbox360 – [Pic Rocket]
    Ashley Greene’s Red Hot Fashion Gig – [Popoholic]
    Steelers Upset Panthers, According To Pittsburgh Post-Gazette iPhone App – [Busted Coverage]
    Flash Mob Forced To Retreat – [TruTV]
    Lady Gaga Shows Her Post-Op Naked Vagina – [Celeb Jihad]

  • It’s Almost Christmas Morning

    It’s Almost Christmas Morning

    December 24, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Really. You’re reading a blog right now? It’s almost Christmas. Why are you still online? Even if you’re Jewish, seriously, there are better things to do! Here is a gallery of people enjoying the joys of Christmas morning. Everyone have an awesome holiday. #gallery-1 { margin:...

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  • PM Hot Links – Holiday Fights, Dangerous Commutes and Odd Animals

    PM Hot Links – Holiday Fights, Dangerous Commutes and Odd Animals

    December 24, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read how to avoid fighting for the holidays.

    Try as you might, you’re going to get in a fight with someone this holiday. Might be friend, might be a family member or it might even be a random person in line at the mall. Actually, that’s the best place to fight. At the mall. It has the potential of starting a brawl with random strangers getting involved. Now that’s the spirit of giving!

    Starts some fights on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Little Girls with Guns is Disturbing

    Little Girls with Guns is Disturbing

    December 24, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I know it’s kind of cool to post sexy girls with guns.  Lots of sites do it.  But I think I needed to get this gallery of my chest.  What in the world is the world coming to?  Seriously.  Little girls carrying guns?  What the hell is wrong with our nation? I really don’t have much...

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  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Santa Claus

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Santa Claus

    December 24, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Santa Claus 1. He is diabetic 2. He won’t let the elves form a union 3. Really...

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  • “Hey Soul Sister” Named Worst Song Of The Year By Two Writers That Just Became My Heroes!

    “Hey Soul Sister” Named Worst Song Of The Year By Two Writers That Just Became My Heroes!

    December 24, 2010 at 8:00 am

    If you like the song “Hey Soul Sister” just X off this page and never come back. Ever. We don’t want you hear and frankly you won’t be welcomed many places anyway so get used to being a pariah. It’s an awful song. It should be the worst song on every list every made about awful music. It topped...

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  • Funniest Baby Moments

    Funniest Baby Moments

    December 24, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Here is a montage of the funniest baby moments caught on tape.

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  • Five Classic Old School Christmas TV Specials

    Five Classic Old School Christmas TV Specials

    December 24, 2010 at 6:00 am

    I’m not sure how many of you are in the office right now staring at that clock.  Hopefully most of your bosses are letting you leave early so you can spend some time with your families this Christmas.   I feel for those of you getting ready to take a crowded train or sit in the neverending...

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  • 17 Articles About Christmas From EgoTV

    17 Articles About Christmas From EgoTV

    December 24, 2010 at 5:00 am

    It’s Christmas Eve. The good news that I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the past twenty-four days. The bad news is I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the...

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