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  • Christmas Gets The Comic Book Treatment

    Christmas Gets The Comic Book Treatment

    December 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Superheroes live in the human world. Well, most of them, and it’s like the world we know but not exactly Earth as we know it. Ok, way too technical. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that superheroes and comic books often react to what’s going on in real life; Captain America fought...

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  • PM Hot Links – Unwholesome Muppets, Jolie On Drugs and Scary Sequels

    PM Hot Links – Unwholesome Muppets, Jolie On Drugs and Scary Sequels

    December 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 25 Muppets in unwholesome situations.

    What’s are the early reports on this new Muppet movie. Jason Segal is a pretty funny dude but this whole reboot has me nervous. The Muppets are an institution. You can’t go messing with those characters but it’s got to be something original to bring in a new generation of fans. Jesus, listen to me, I’m discussing the Muppets. I need help. I need those two chicks kissing Elmo. That will get me back to normal. Foursome?

    The Muppets always welcome on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • A Gallery of Unusual Toilet Paper

    A Gallery of Unusual Toilet Paper

    December 22, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I’m not so sure how I’d feel about black toilet paper.  How do you know you’re done wiping? I like fun urinal cakes.  Hell I love when there’s a funny sign up on top of the urinal when I’m taking a piss.  But I’m not sure sure how I feel about actual toilet stuff.  ...

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  • Fad-Tastic! The Macarena

    Fad-Tastic! The Macarena

    December 22, 2010 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: The Macarena “Macarena” is a Spanish dance song by Los del Río about a woman of the same name. It was popular between 1995 and 1996. The “Bayside...

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  • Who You Finna Try

    Who You Finna Try

    December 22, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Sometimes, people deserve the powder slap.

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  • Working At Google

    Working At Google

    December 22, 2010 at 8:00 am

    It’s almost cooler than working at Starbucks.

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  • Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Husband Glues Own Eye Shut

    Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Husband Glues Own Eye Shut

    December 22, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Getting old scares the hell out of me. It’s not death. It’s all the dumb sh*t old people do just because they are old. Stuff like, oh, glue their own eyes shut. THE husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized on Tuesday after accidentally gluing one of his own...

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  • 10 Amazing Celebrity Impressions by Non Celebrities

    10 Amazing Celebrity Impressions by Non Celebrities

    December 22, 2010 at 6:00 am

    I’m always up for a good impersonation. In fact nothing pisses me off more than when someone does a bad impersonation. Not only do you want to tell them to shut up, but the fact that they’re even attempting the impression usually means they think they’re good at it. So that actually...

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  • 6 Things To Do With Leftover Xmas Wrapping Paper

    6 Things To Do With Leftover Xmas Wrapping Paper

    December 22, 2010 at 5:00 am

    The holidays bring excess in just about everything. If you’re having people over, you over buy with food and drink. If you’re responsible for gift giving, you tend to overspend for people. If you’re in charge of gift wrapping, you tend to buy just a little too much wrapping paper. How can you...

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  • AM Hot Links – Sexual Predators, Funny Ladies and Santa Robs a Bar

    AM Hot Links – Sexual Predators, Funny Ladies and Santa Robs a Bar

    December 22, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see 12 most insane news stories of 2010.

    People get pissed when they think writers are “mailing it in” with stories about all the things that happened in the previous year. I love them. It’s because I’ve got a terrible memory. I’ll read an article and go “wait that just happened?” or “where was I for that?” For example, did you know Prince William got engaged? When the hell did that happen? Where was I? I haven’t heard a thing about this engagement. What is the guy’s name? He is marrying a chick?!? Man I’m so out of the loop.

    The best part of 2010? The EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    A Different Kind of Sexual Predator – [Unreality]
    I’d Like Unwrap Serenity Eden’s Holiday Bikini! – [DJ Mick]
    Twenty Funny Ladies You Should Be Following on Twitter – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Gun-Toting Kris Kringle Robs Bar – [Aol News]
    Today’s Girl: Sharni Vinson – [Maxim]
    8 Stupid Amazon Products With Impressively Sarcastic Reviews – [Cracked]
    Holiday Gifts Your Neighborhood Burglar Will Love – [Holy Taco]
    10 Celebs That Could Be Serial Killers – [Guyism]
    Bill Cowher Is the Spotlight-Hogging Coach Version of Brett Favre – [Bleacher Report]
    Heidi Montag Shows Off Surgery Scars, Compares Herself To Edward Scissorhands – [The Frisky]
    Top 10 Gifts You Can’t Ask Your Parents to Get You for Christmas – [BroBible]
    Grandma Reads 50 Cent Tweets – [Manofest]
    Doutzen Kroes Lingerie Pictures Like We Won’t See Again for Some Time – [Egotastic]
    Everyone Wants to Stab Paris – [The Superficial]
    Sara Jean Underwood Sweet Lingerie Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Stairway to Heaven? – [Pic Rocket]
    Emily Blunt Barely Unleashes Her Uber Hotness For Gulliver’s Travels – [Popoholic]
    Cuff ‘Em: These Are The Crazy Bastards Who Scaled The Glass At Bruins-Capitals Game – [Busted Coverage]
    Foolish Mortals, You Can’t Stop Porn – [TruTV]
    Britney Spears Still Looks Weird in a Bikini – [Celeb Jihad]

  • They Paved Paradise And Scattered Around Shopping Carts

    They Paved Paradise And Scattered Around Shopping Carts

    December 21, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    The wife was in the tenth store of the day and the baby and I were sitting in the car when I noticed a runaway shopping cart in the distance. It was making a dash for freedom. Going at top speed (for a shopping cart) and heading well past where any store employee would bother chasing it. “FLY!...

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  • PM Hot Links – Disturbing XMas Ads, LiLo Off The Wagon and Amazon Rules

    PM Hot Links – Disturbing XMas Ads, LiLo Off The Wagon and Amazon Rules

    December 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 12 most unintentionally disturbing Christmas ads.

    Holidays are when the big box stores and malls rake in the dough. But every business has to survive and every business still has to advertise. Sadly, people still die during the holidays. So you’ve got to think ahead. Is Uncle Edward going to make it to the new year? No. So let’s order the headstone NOW and avoid the rush in the week after Christmas. Oh headstones are half off? Perfect. Do you have any duplicates or misprints we can buy for a better deal? He never liked the name Edward anyway.

    Christmas belongs on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • 50 Awesome Anti Tobacco Ads

    50 Awesome Anti Tobacco Ads

    December 21, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I haven’t really looked at the statistics of smoking over the last few years but I can only hope that with the rise in cigarette costs and the amount of information we have out there that people have cut down on this disgusting habit. I mean what the hell else do we have to do to get this stopped? ...

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