Seven Solid Politician Appearances in MoviesDecember 23, 2010 at 6:00 am
What always fun in life is seeing certain things out of context. While that’s a pretty general statement I’d like to point to something more specific: movies. It’s normal to see a movie with actors that you know playing the parts we’re accustomed to seeing. But it’s...
7 Celebs That Probably Still Believe In SantaDecember 23, 2010 at 5:00 am
Everyone learns about the whole Santa ruse at different points in their childhood. Some kids are exposed early to the secret because of a**hole older siblings. Some kids don’t find out until very late because of parents who just don’t know how to let it all go. Other kids just figure it out on their...
AM Hot Links – Holiday Hook-Ups, Star Wars Posters and Chicks In EyepatchesDecember 23, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 5 best holidays for hooking up.
Every holiday is great for hooking up because people are either 1) happy or 2) miserable. Either is prime time to get some action. It’s actually easier to hook up when people are in a miserable mood. They’ll do anything to get happy. Even hook up with a mook like you. Best holiday to break up? Valentines Day. Why? Tons of miserable people around for the rebound. Worst holiday? Fourth of July. Gun shots can be masked with firework sounds.
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Star Wars Posters Reimagined – [Unreality]
A Quickie With Monika Pietrasinska – [DJ Mick]
Potty-Mouthed Female Santas Arrested in Ohio – [Aol News]
Eye Candy With Eyepatches – [Maxim]
The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You – [Cracked]
5 Easy to Make Christmas Gifts For The Cheap and Lazy – [Holy Taco]
8 Reasons Santa Claus Is An Unfit Family Holiday Icon – [Guyism]
Top 10 College Football Recruiting Schools of All Time – [Bleacher Report]
Yes, That’s Grace Jones And Pee-wee Herman Singing Christmas Carols – [The Frisky]
Proof That Some People in Congress are Just Overgrown Children – [BroBible]
10 Funniest Xmas Present Reactions Caught On Camera – [Manofest]
Emanuela De Paula See-Through Top Is a Portal to Awesome – [Egotastic]
Lindsay Lohan Was Only Drinking Shirley Temples. Of Course. – [The Superficial]
Rihanna’s Sweet Holiday Booty – [Hollywood Tuna]
Supergirl’s New Look– [Pic Rocket]
Jessica Alba Looking Adorably Hot On The Talk – [Popoholic]
Best Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Photos Of The Year!– [Busted Coverage]
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Emma Watson Flashes Upskirt On The Today Show – [Celeb Jihad]
Christmas Gets The Comic Book TreatmentDecember 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Superheroes live in the human world. Well, most of them, and it’s like the world we know but not exactly Earth as we know it. Ok, way too technical. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that superheroes and comic books often react to what’s going on in real life; Captain America fought...
PM Hot Links – Unwholesome Muppets, Jolie On Drugs and Scary SequelsDecember 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see 25 Muppets in unwholesome situations.
What’s are the early reports on this new Muppet movie. Jason Segal is a pretty funny dude but this whole reboot has me nervous. The Muppets are an institution. You can’t go messing with those characters but it’s got to be something original to bring in a new generation of fans. Jesus, listen to me, I’m discussing the Muppets. I need help. I need those two chicks kissing Elmo. That will get me back to normal. Foursome?
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A Gallery of Unusual Toilet PaperDecember 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
I’m not so sure how I’d feel about black toilet paper. How do you know you’re done wiping? I like fun urinal cakes. Hell I love when there’s a funny sign up on top of the urinal when I’m taking a piss. But I’m not sure sure how I feel about actual toilet stuff. ...
Fad-Tastic! The MacarenaDecember 22, 2010 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: The Macarena “Macarena” is a Spanish dance song by Los del Río about a woman of the same name. It was popular between 1995 and 1996. The “Bayside...
Zsa Zsa Gabor’s Husband Glues Own Eye ShutDecember 22, 2010 at 8:00 am
Getting old scares the hell out of me. It’s not death. It’s all the dumb sh*t old people do just because they are old. Stuff like, oh, glue their own eyes shut. THE husband of ailing Hollywood socialite and actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was hospitalized on Tuesday after accidentally gluing one of his own...
10 Amazing Celebrity Impressions by Non CelebritiesDecember 22, 2010 at 6:00 am
I’m always up for a good impersonation. In fact nothing pisses me off more than when someone does a bad impersonation. Not only do you want to tell them to shut up, but the fact that they’re even attempting the impression usually means they think they’re good at it. So that actually...
6 Things To Do With Leftover Xmas Wrapping PaperDecember 22, 2010 at 5:00 am
The holidays bring excess in just about everything. If you’re having people over, you over buy with food and drink. If you’re responsible for gift giving, you tend to overspend for people. If you’re in charge of gift wrapping, you tend to buy just a little too much wrapping paper. How can you...