Charlie Sheen’s Seven Best Movie RolesDecember 13, 2010 at 6:00 am
Give all the attention Charlie Sheen seems to get on a daily basis these days, I figured I’d cut the guy some slack. Well, he doesn’t deserve any slack getting $2MM an episode for one of the worst shows on television. And he sure as hell doesn’t get any slack for banging as many...
6 Holiday Card Ideas For People That Hate The HolidaysDecember 13, 2010 at 5:00 am
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. For some people. For other people it’s loaded with unnecessary expenditures, reconnecting with family and friends that have been jerks most of the year and an overload of food and festivities that are enough to make anyone puke egg nog. Some people just...
AM Hot Links – Sad Wrestling Gimmicks, Banned Commercials and Female UniformsDecember 13, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 9 most unintentionally depressing pro wrestling gimmicks.
I’ve been watching pro-wrestling for a long time. Go ahead, giggle. It’s a guilty pleasure and if people can watch the Kardashians as a form of entertainment I can enjoy grown men fake hurting each other. Plus, is there really a difference between The Big Show and Khloe Kardashian besides the fact she is bigger and meaner? Anyway, wrestling wouldn’t be as fun to watch if everyone was a cool-guy, tough a** that came off as unbeatable. Wrestling needs the gimmicks, morons and movie rip-offs to keep things fresh. Also, a large part of the audience is made up of children. Gotta cater to the kids. If they want to see an leprechaun getting his face smashed so be it. But really who doesn’t?
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Gee, Why Was This Xbox 360 Commercial Banned? – [Unreality]
25 Hanukkah Products of Questionable Taste – [Holy Taco]
The 12 Hottest Female Sports Uniforms – [Guyism]
Breakdancing Just Isn’t What it Used To Be – [Uncoached]
8 Celebs Who Married Fans – [The Frisky]
Video of the Metrodome Roof Collapsing – [BroBible]
The Dancing Today Show Boy – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Amy Adams – [Maxim]
Camel Entrance at Christmas Play Doesn’t End Well – [Regretful Morning]
Sarah Shahi Changing Clothes, Saving Ogler Lives – [Egotastic]
Billy Ray Reacts to Miley Cyrus Bong Video – [The Superficial]
Fergie’s Got Back – [Hollywood Tuna]
Bat-Man For Sheriff – [Pic Rocket]
Say Aloha to Kea Ho, Daughter of Don Ho. No, Really, She Is. – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Stone As Spider-Man’s Gwen Stacy – [Popoholic]
Ashley Rumbough, UNC Fencer, Does NSFW Things On Webcam – [Busted Coverage]
Unwrap Hot School Girl Jacque This Holiday Season! – [DJ Mick]
Girls of Philly Calendar 2011 – [Gunaxin]
Zooey Deschanel Sings ‘I Put a Spell on You’ on Conan – [Warming Glow]
Sow of the Day: Carla Ossa – [Sick Pigs]
I’m Not Funny But My Car Is HystericalDecember 10, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Never in my sixteen years of car ownership have I ever put a bumper sticker on my car. Personal preference. If you’re a fan of a funny bumper or like to make a statement with the ass-end of your car, free country, you head on down to Spencer’s and go bonkers. Just be warned; there is a person...
PM Hot Links – Stewie Interpretations, Natalie Portman Strips and Baby JumpingDecember 10, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see 20 awesome interpretations of Stewie Griffin.
Creepy. Best word to describe that drawing of Stewie. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be intentionally creepy or that is how the artist views life. I’m freaked out either way. Imagine this picture hanging up in your house. How about in your kid’s bedroom? Staring every time you walk in the room. I’d hate to see how this artist interprets Lois. Borderline pornographic.
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Talk About Paradise…December 10, 2010 at 11:30 am
As the weather is now officially starting to piss me off I tend to daydream about paradise every so often. Nothing would satisfy me more than to be magically whisked away to a gorgeous island where I could do absolutely nothing for a solid 10 days. Unfortunately that’s just not going to happen...
20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Reese WitherspoonDecember 10, 2010 at 11:00 am
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Reese Witherspoon 1. Younger sister of Tennessee Titans player Will Witherspoon. 2....
Sherri Shepherd Wants To Sex Up Prince And Make Viewers Mouth-VomitDecember 10, 2010 at 8:00 am
Everyone has an image in the memory bank used for the sole purpose of getting sexually unaroused; grandma in a two-piece, the starting line-up for the men’s over 60 slow pitch softball All-Americans or Gabourey Sidibe eating cheese. Whatever makes you last longer. Add this image to the mental rolodex:...
Five Musical Stars Who Will Still Make Tons After Their DemiseDecember 10, 2010 at 6:00 am
Every year Forbes prints out an article that talks about the highest paid dead celebrities. When you really think about it’s a feature that’s nothing but depressing and something that should just flat out piss off the American public. The way I see it? If these people are making more...
Worker Brings Appetite, Never Food, To Office Holiday PartyDecember 10, 2010 at 5:00 am
Norfolk, VA- Teddy Habersham, an IT worker with Ultra Tech Solutions, loves the annual holiday office party. “It’s always a great time” Teddy explains, “mingling with coworkers, taking a longer lunch, and the food, it’s always so delicious.” It’s especially wonderful for Teddy because...
AM Hot Links – Good Directors With Bad Movies, Smartphone Apps and Wal-Mart BoozeDecember 10, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 8 surprisingly crappy movies by great directors.
Every artist, not matter the field, is entitled to one or two stinkers; singers, actors, writers and anyone that makes a profession off creativity. Bloggers are allowed at least forty stinkers. Lord, knows I’m on about number thirty or so (depending on who you ask). People just can’t make great stuff all the time. There is something good about making something crappy: you learn a lesson for the next time around. Unless you’re one of the makers of the Scary Movie franchise. Then you never learn. Even after so many sequels.
Even good people do bad things on the EgoTV Facebook page.
How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile – [Holy Taco]
9 Smartphone Apps That All Guys Should Own – [Guyism]
Walmart Gets a Breathalyzer-Activated Wine Vending Machine – [Uncoached]
6 New Weapons That Are Making War Look Like a Cartoon – [Cracked]
10 Stars Reveal Their Dating Dealbreakers – [The Frisky]
The 10 Biggest Chick Magnets – [BroBible]
Woman Falls For News Reporter (Literally) – [Manofest]
A Christmas Tree’s Twitter Page – [Maxim]
Bullet Proof Vest Demonstration Fail – [Regretful Morning]
Selena Gomez Growing Up Before Our Ogling Eyes – [Egotastic]
Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Didn’t Get Along? Impossible. – [The Superficial]
Angelica Bridges Makes Football Sexy – [Hollywood Tuna]
Keanu Is A Chill Guy – [Pic Rocket]
A Video Tribute to Awkward White People Hittin’ that Dougie – [The Smoking Jacket]
Emma Stone As Spider-Man’s Gwen Stacy – [Popoholic]
Woman Arrested For Stabbing Husband Over Football Game – [Busted Coverage]
Wise Men Come For Christmas Booty! – [DJ Mick]
A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias – [Gunaxin]
Cute Or Depressing? – [Warming Glow]
Sow Of The Day: Gemma Atkinson – [Celeb Jihad]
New Trailer For Transformers 3 – [Double Viking]