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  • If One Of These Dolls Is Under Your Xmas Tree, Just Run

    If One Of These Dolls Is Under Your Xmas Tree, Just Run

    December 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Dolls have always creeped me out. Even brand new, out of the box, nothing odd about them dolls give me an odd feeling. Not sure the reason. Maybe something as a kid. Not sure. It’s for this reason I’m glad I only have a son. Having some of these things in my house would piss me off. Some...

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  • PM Hot Links – Snow Jabbas, Santa is Scary and Beer Pong Shots

    PM Hot Links – Snow Jabbas, Santa is Scary and Beer Pong Shots

    December 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read four “do overs” every grown man wishes he had.

    Regrets are fine. Regression is bad. It’s acceptable for a person to look back and think “I wish I did this differently” but things get weird when a person tries to go back and change whats already been done. That only works in romantic comedies. Doesn’t happen in real life. That’s how you have grown men hanging out with college kids and women over forty dressing like sluts. Or as I like to call them; Mom and Dad.

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  • 25 Examples of Christmas Decoration Abuse

    25 Examples of Christmas Decoration Abuse

    December 23, 2010 at 11:30 am

    There’s nothing wrong with spicing it up for the holidays.   Hell I love driving around fancy neighborhoods and seeing what kind of decorations everyone has put up.  It’s always fun when you can tell a family has had their home professionally done. In those cases even a ton of lights...

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  • Books for Christmas

    Books for Christmas

    December 23, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Homey don’t play dat!

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  • Ozzy Osbourne Gets Brisk For Lipton

    Ozzy Osbourne Gets Brisk For Lipton

    December 23, 2010 at 8:52 am

    It’s getting to the point where I’m not even sure what to say about Ozzy Osbourne anymore.  It’s like people want his voice to sound more and more messed up.  I guess it works for him.  And I’m guessing it’s starting to work for brands as well? I have to admit...

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  • Christina Hendricks Wants To Play Wonder Woman. Welp, I’m Sold.

    Christina Hendricks Wants To Play Wonder Woman. Welp, I’m Sold.

    December 23, 2010 at 8:00 am

    It goes something like this; I’m tied to traintracks and the 5:30 to Manhattan is bearing down on me at about 40 mph. I can’t break free. Suddenly, a hear a loud SWWWWOOOSSSSHH and it’s not the train but Wonder Woman in her invisible jet. She is hear to have monkey sex with me on the tracks. The...

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  • Epic Meal Time: Christmas Edition

    Epic Meal Time: Christmas Edition

    December 23, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Christmas just got a whole lot more epic.

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  • Seven Solid Politician Appearances in Movies

    Seven Solid Politician Appearances in Movies

    December 23, 2010 at 6:00 am

    What always fun in life is seeing certain things out of context.  While that’s a pretty general statement I’d like to point to something more specific: movies.  It’s normal to see a movie with actors that you know playing the parts we’re accustomed to seeing. But it’s...

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  • 7 Celebs That Probably Still Believe In Santa

    7 Celebs That Probably Still Believe In Santa

    December 23, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Everyone learns about the whole Santa ruse at different points in their childhood. Some kids are exposed early to the secret because of a**hole older siblings. Some kids don’t find out until very late because of parents who just don’t know how to let it all go. Other kids just figure it out on their...

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  • AM Hot Links – Holiday Hook-Ups, Star Wars Posters and Chicks In Eyepatches

    AM Hot Links – Holiday Hook-Ups, Star Wars Posters and Chicks In Eyepatches

    December 23, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 5 best holidays for hooking up.

    Every holiday is great for hooking up because people are either 1) happy or 2) miserable. Either is prime time to get some action. It’s actually easier to hook up when people are in a miserable mood. They’ll do anything to get happy. Even hook up with a mook like you. Best holiday to break up? Valentines Day. Why? Tons of miserable people around for the rebound. Worst holiday? Fourth of July. Gun shots can be masked with firework sounds.

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    How Many Rappers Can Jail Hold? – [Smoking Section]
    Star Wars Posters Reimagined – [Unreality]
    A Quickie With Monika Pietrasinska – [DJ Mick]
    Potty-Mouthed Female Santas Arrested in Ohio – [Aol News]
    Eye Candy With Eyepatches – [Maxim]
    The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Hospitals Can Kill You – [Cracked]
    5 Easy to Make Christmas Gifts For The Cheap and Lazy – [Holy Taco]
    8 Reasons Santa Claus Is An Unfit Family Holiday Icon – [Guyism]
    Top 10 College Football Recruiting Schools of All Time – [Bleacher Report]
    Yes, That’s Grace Jones And Pee-wee Herman Singing Christmas Carols – [The Frisky]
    Proof That Some People in Congress are Just Overgrown Children – [BroBible]
    10 Funniest Xmas Present Reactions Caught On Camera – [Manofest]
    Emanuela De Paula See-Through Top Is a Portal to Awesome – [Egotastic]
    Lindsay Lohan Was Only Drinking Shirley Temples. Of Course. – [The Superficial]
    Rihanna’s Sweet Holiday Booty – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Supergirl’s New Look– [Pic Rocket]
    Jessica Alba Looking Adorably Hot On The Talk – [Popoholic]
    Best Missouri Hooters Bikini Car Wash Photos Of The Year!– [Busted Coverage]
    Is that a ‘Whizzinator’ In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me – [TruTV]
    Emma Watson Flashes Upskirt On The Today Show – [Celeb Jihad]

  • Christmas Gets The Comic Book Treatment

    Christmas Gets The Comic Book Treatment

    December 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Superheroes live in the human world. Well, most of them, and it’s like the world we know but not exactly Earth as we know it. Ok, way too technical. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that superheroes and comic books often react to what’s going on in real life; Captain America fought...

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  • PM Hot Links – Unwholesome Muppets, Jolie On Drugs and Scary Sequels

    PM Hot Links – Unwholesome Muppets, Jolie On Drugs and Scary Sequels

    December 22, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to see 25 Muppets in unwholesome situations.

    What’s are the early reports on this new Muppet movie. Jason Segal is a pretty funny dude but this whole reboot has me nervous. The Muppets are an institution. You can’t go messing with those characters but it’s got to be something original to bring in a new generation of fans. Jesus, listen to me, I’m discussing the Muppets. I need help. I need those two chicks kissing Elmo. That will get me back to normal. Foursome?

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  • A Gallery of Unusual Toilet Paper

    A Gallery of Unusual Toilet Paper

    December 22, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I’m not so sure how I’d feel about black toilet paper.  How do you know you’re done wiping? I like fun urinal cakes.  Hell I love when there’s a funny sign up on top of the urinal when I’m taking a piss.  But I’m not sure sure how I feel about actual toilet stuff.  ...

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