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  • So What The H*ll Is So Funny?

    So What The H*ll Is So Funny?

    December 28, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Ever see a picture online of a celeb laughing and wonder what could have been so funny? Here is a hint: nothing. It’s a fake. A con. A ruse. It’s an attempt to look more normal. It only makes them look more plastic. The laughs look so disingenuous. If I were a celeb (ok, a “bigger”...

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  • PM Hot Links – Dumb Criminals, Shady Fast Food Characters and Odd Laptop Users

    PM Hot Links – Dumb Criminals, Shady Fast Food Characters and Odd Laptop Users

    December 28, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about the dumbest criminals of 2010.

    Does it add insult to injury when you’re crime is so stupid it makes a “dumb criminals” list or is the real shame in just getting caught? Or is it kind of cool in criminal circles to brag about a botched attempt that makes national news. “What are you in for? Attempted robbery? I’m here because I tried to ram an ATM machine with a truck. Pretty funny right?”

    Crime doesn’t pay on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • The Manhattanhenge Miracle Phenomenon

    The Manhattanhenge Miracle Phenomenon

    December 28, 2010 at 11:30 am

    While I don’t live in Manhattan anymore, there are times where I miss the city.   It’s not often as I must say it’s a damned loud place but culturally and aesthetically it’s pretty darned hard to beat. This spectacular miracle you can see on these pictures is known as the unique...

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  • Would You Rather? With Author Charlotte Hilton Andersen

    Would You Rather? With Author Charlotte Hilton Andersen

    December 28, 2010 at 11:00 am

    Perfect for the week after stuffing our faces, Charlotte Hilton Andersen joins us for Would You Rather? Charlotte runs the Great Fitness Experiment, a daily blog where she tests the latest diet and exercise reports, routines and fads on a human guinea pig; herself. Charlotte’s new book The Great...

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  • Girl Runs BMW Into House

    Girl Runs BMW Into House

    December 28, 2010 at 10:00 am

    I wonder if her car insurance covers stupidity.

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  • Have A Very Zombie Christmas

    Have A Very Zombie Christmas

    December 28, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Why do you think Santa’s suit is red?

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  • “The Mentalist” Signs $30 Million Dollar Extension; Did NOT See That Coming

    “The Mentalist” Signs $30 Million Dollar Extension; Did NOT See That Coming

    December 28, 2010 at 8:00 am

    A personal favorite SNL sketch from the past couple seasons was about a fake game show called “What is Burn Notice?” The skit was making fun of the USA show Burn Notice that seems to be immensely popular though no one really knows anyone that watches the show. The only question on the game show...

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  • Seven Classic Moments in Friars Club Roasts

    Seven Classic Moments in Friars Club Roasts

    December 28, 2010 at 6:00 am

    It’s not the same as the Comedy Central Roast.  In fact it’s got a hell of a lot more of a rich tradition than that.  The very prestigious Friars Club does a roast nearly every year.  This year Quentin Tarantino got blitzed and who knows who it’ll be next. The real humor lied in...

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  • 6 New Year’s Resolutions Every Person Should Make

    6 New Year’s Resolutions Every Person Should Make

    December 28, 2010 at 5:00 am

    New Year’s Resolution. Time to fail for the hundredth year in a row. It’s a dumb custom but one that won’t go away any time soon. There are the common resolutions (eat better, get a better job, stop crying when pleasuring oneself) and the tougher goals (stop crying when not pleasuring oneself)...

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  • AM Hot Links – Batman Sculptures, Body Paint and UFOs

    AM Hot Links – Batman Sculptures, Body Paint and UFOs

    December 28, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see 25 unusual Batman sculptures.

    People collect super hero figurines and statues. Boring. I’d rather have something like Fat Batman. It’s more of a conversation piece. Walk into a guy’s house and there is a Batman figure on the mantel, you just have to ask how long it’s been since he has had sex (trick question–answer is never) but find something like Fat Batman and the questions come fast and furious. Most important of those questions “when do you think was the last time Fat Batman saw his little Boy Wonder.” No, not Robin.

    Pay homage to your favorite hero on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    Ashley Greene In Body Paint – [The Superficial]
    Fantasy Threesome: Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton – [DJ Mick]
    2010: A Big Year for UFOs – [Aol News]
    The Best Wins Of 2010 – [Manofest]
    6 Animals Humanity Accidentally Made Way Scarier – [Cracked]
    Jessica Alba’s Sexy Little Mom Walk – [Popoholic]
    The Most Ridiculous Free Throw Shot You’ll See All Day – [BroBible]
    Some Superb Live Zelda Music – [Unreality]
    Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pictures Flash the Bare A**tastic and Nipple Pokes – [Egotastic]
    Gear Girl Talks Amazon Kindle – [Maxim]
    How To Make A Real Rorschach Mask – [Double Viking]
    Teen Attacks Dad with Christmas Tree – [TruTV]
    Man Facing Five Years In Jail For Checking Cheating Wife’s Email – [Guyism]
    30 Pictures Of Dudes Who Probably Have Less Of A Social Life Than You – [Caveman Circus]
    You Need To Get Off Facebook – [Ned Hardy]
    Erin Heatherton Is The New Marisa Miller – [Hollywood Tuna]
    The 30,000 Calorie Christmas Feast No One Should Ever Eat – [Uncoached]
    Five Incredibly Stupid Cons that Actually Worked – [The Smoking Jacket]
    The Very First Legal Drunken Terrelle Pryor Photo To Hit The Internets? – [Busted Coverage]
    Usher’s ‘OMG’ Is a ‘Simpsons’ Rip-Off – [Warming Glow]

  • Say It With Me…SNOW DAY!

    Say It With Me…SNOW DAY!

    December 27, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    As the snow piles up around my house I have a thought that hasn’t crossed my mind in months; “I wish I was going to work tomorrow.” Only because I probably wouldn’t be going to work since the snow isn’t supposed to end until it accumulates to about a foot or more. I only...

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  • PM Hot Links – Dating Adult Movie Stars, Celebs With Bieber Cuts and James Franco’s Granny

    PM Hot Links – Dating Adult Movie Stars, Celebs With Bieber Cuts and James Franco’s Granny

    December 27, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read 8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star.

    Eight reasons? I can think of one, and only one, reason not to date a pornstar; it never works. Seriously, name a porn star in a long, committed relationship. If there is one he or she is either 1) married to another porn star or 2) out of porn. It’s like being married to any other celeb except this time you KNOW they have a sex tape. Several. All on VHS or DVD format.

    Porn Stars and real stars love the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • A Look Inside a Japanese Brothel

    A Look Inside a Japanese Brothel

    December 27, 2010 at 11:30 am

    We all know how weird Japan is.  If you don’t know then you really should.  I mean just look at some of the game shows that go on over there.   And let’s not forget about their wacky sexual practices.  Let’s just say that bowels and another form of humiliation is not exactly how...

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