During an interview at this year’s Comic-Con, the gang at i09 had a chance to sit down with producer Eric Newman and discuss a few of his upcoming projects. One of those rumored projects is a possible remake of the John Carpenter classic They Live, a movie about a drifter that discovers a pair...

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Click the photo to see 9 haircuts parents should STOP giving their children.

I wish I could cut my hair like a kid. First, they goes months without a trim and no one really notices or gives a crap. Second, they never have to wash it, comb it, or put crap in it because no one gives a crap. Finally, it will always grow back because they won’t start balding for a few years. Hell, I’d even rock the bowl cut. Bag me an Amish chick. They make good pretzels.

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The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies – [Cracked]
36 Sexy Girls in Camo – [Regretful Morning]
Candice Swanepoel Nude Pictures Are Making Me Lose Consciousness (NSFW) – [Egotastic]
10 Craziest Vets from Movies – [The Superficial]
Emma Roberts Ruins Good Short Shorts – [Hollywood Tuna]
Homeless Woman Joyrides as Meter Maid – [Uncoached]
Martha Stewart Is A Drunken Turkey Murderer – [The Frisky]
What to Discuss (and Not Discuss) on a Date – [Double Viking]
Entourage’s Eye Candy Feels Used. Gary Busey is Here to Help – [The Smoking Jacket]
Family Feud Gone Grandma – [Manofest]
Our 25 Favorite Photos From the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – [BroBible]
Selena Gomez Struts Her Sexy Stuff – [Popoholic]
Belen Rodriguez Gets Sexy, Greasy At A Service Station – [Busted Coverage]
I Like The Look Of Kitty On The Couch – [DJ Mick]
Ten Kick-Ass Cover Songs – [Gunaxin]
Simpsons Renewed For 23rd Season – [Warming Glow]
Taylor Momsen’s Dirty Underage Cleavage – [Celeb Jihad]
Jack Bauer Trying to Get a Free Veterans Day Meal at Applebees – [Holy Taco]
Women Come In All Shapes And Sizes – [Caveman Circus]
The 20 Hottest Babes On Boats – [Heavy]

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Kool-Aid was kind of a forbidden beverage in my house. My parents never really said “no” to purchasing it but they knew how bad it was for a kid so they pushed me towards other healthy alternatives like soda (it was the 80′s, who knew!). I did enjoy Kool-Aid over friends houses or...

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Click the photo to watch awesome videos to celebrate the US Marine Corp’s 235th Birthday.

Instead of just waiting for Veteran’s Day, how about thanking those who served our country every time you get the chance. Lord knows you’d never survive a day at war. Hell, you can’t even go to the grocery store AND the cleaners without being totally exhausted and in need of a Cafe Mocha and some biscotti. Although, that does sound good right now. See how easily we both get distracted.

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There are tons of ways to look at our past.  It’s always fun to see pictures of how dumb you looked as kid.  From high socks to funny logos on hats you used to wear. But perhaps there’s no better way of dating one’s self than with advertising.   When you think about it, advertising...

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See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Kristen Stewart How she got here: Stewart is best known for playing Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga. She has also starred in Panic Room , Zathura, In the Land of Women...

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He’s right but he’s so wrong.

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Take that Jesus!

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Demi Lovato is still hanging out in rehab. Doing what little famous rich girls do. Meanwhile, on the outside, someone is shopping around a tape of the Disney star enjoying a little of the booger sugar. A friend who witnessed the 18-year-old do lines of coke at a party in North Richland Hills, Texas,...

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Miller Lite commercials have been a staple on television for nearly 40 years now.  The evolution of Miller Lite has been excellent but the campaign has always remained the same:  Less Filling vs. Taste Great.  It’s impressive that they’ve stuck with that slogan the entire time and...

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According to a new report, the television shows people view the most tell a great deal about their personalities. “Whether you choose to watch “Brothers & Sisters” or “Mad Men” at 10 p.m. on Sunday says a lot about you. According to psychographic ad targeter Mindset Media,...

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Click the photo to read aboutthe 10 best children’s book series every boy read in the 90s.

I wanted to read a bunch of different books as a kid but my grade school library was awful. First, it didn’t carry anything the school felt to be “against religious teachings” and secondly they had only one copy of everything. If you did want a book you had to wait too damn long. The school year was over. I’m still waiting on a copy of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Well, actually, we didn’t have that version. We had Jesus and the Fish Farm. He hid Golden Tickets in loaves of bread. The eliminated kids got leprosy. It was a tough read.

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The 5 Most Mind-Blowing Moments from Indian Action Movies – [Cracked]
Stupid Drunk Girl Smashes Through Glass Table – [Regretful Morning]
Alessandra Torresani As Princess Leia Is Nerd Heaven – [Egotastic]
21 Awesome Tattoos of 80′s TV Stars – [Maxim]
Vanessa Hudgens Will Make It All Better – [The Superficial]
Audrina Patridge And Malin Akerman Make A Great Pair – [Hollywood Tuna]
A Taste of WTF Wedding Cakes – [Uncoached]
The “Sweet Valley High” Girls In 2010 – [The Frisky]
Walking On 900ft Tower – [Double Viking]
The 2010 Jheri Curl Hall of Fame – [The Smoking Jacket]
The 25 Funniest Defaced Billboards Of All Time – [Manofest]
Meet Lizzy, Our Latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom – [BroBible]
Ashley Greene Is Fit And F.I.N.E. Fine – [Popoholic]
Vid: Streaking Now Includes Girls Ripping Off Clothes, Running 70 Yards – [Busted Coverage]
Bianca Gascoigne & Imogen Thomas Take A Beer Bath Together – [DJ Mick]
The Worst Breakfast Cereals of All Time – [Gunaxin]
Scarlett Johansson: Still Very Pretty – [Warming Glow]
Britney Spears Caught Shaking Her A** – [Celeb Jihad]
25 Bizarre Propaganda Posters – [Holy Taco]
This Girl Looks Like A Lot Of Fun – [Caveman Circus]

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I think it’s safe to assume everyone has taken a picture inside a photo booth. Whether it was on a first date, hanging out with friends or just screwing around because you had a couple of quarters to burn in the arcade and there was a line for Dance, Dance Revolution. Sadly, photo booths will probably...

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