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  • 6 Celebrities That Need Way More Jail Time

    6 Celebrities That Need Way More Jail Time

    December 30, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There are some people in this world that are bad to the core.   So bad that no matter what they do bad actions will be repeated in some way or another.  It’s almost as if it’s not their fault.  It’s simply who these people are. They may try to change but ultimately they’ll...

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  • 6 Cliché Things That Happen Every New Year’s

    6 Cliché Things That Happen Every New Year’s

    December 30, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Do you know what else gets forgotten beside “old acquaintances” on New Year’s? The same crap that happened the year before. So what happens? History repeats itself. It’s like we’ve all been celebrating the same New Year’s for the last decade. It’s all really familiar and really cliche....

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  • AM Hot Links – Pies To The Face, Wrong Stories and Chest Jiggling

    AM Hot Links – Pies To The Face, Wrong Stories and Chest Jiggling

    December 30, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see seven famous people who took a pie to the face (and totally deserved it).

    Is a pie to the face really a big deal? I think only if it ruined a perfectly delicious pie. Unless you’re getting it in the face, then you can enjoy the whole pie. Ever eat a whole pie? I’ve come close. It was mostly whip cream based. It’s the only kind you can eat in its entirety. Downing a whole cherry pie, for instance, would be an awful idea. Know what else is a waster? Pie eating contests. Yes, I’ve got nothing else to talk about and I’m trying to kill time. That obvious?

    People love pie on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year – [Cracked]
    Danica Thrall Pictures – [Holy Taco]
    Brett Favre Will Be Fined For Penis Photos – [The Superficial]
    Johanna Lundback Looks Good In Lingerie – [DJ Mick]
    California Spa Offers Soothing Vaginal Steam Bath – [Aol News]
    The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Jiggling History – [Manofest]
    Jessica Simpson Looks Like She Really Enjoyed Christmas – [Popoholic]
    Meet Olivia, Our Latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom – [BroBible]
    The Resilience of the Game Boy – [Unreality]
    Nicki Minaj Debuts On Egotastic! Like a King (or Queen) – [Egotastic]
    Jeff Bridges: The Movie – [Maxim]
    New York Sanitation Destroys A Ford – [Double Viking]
    Man Playing Real-Life Frogger Fails To Pass 1st Level – [TruTV]
    VIDEO: This Woman And Her Thighs Could Kill Us All – [Guyism]
    I Support Hugh Hefner’s Decision To Marry A Girl 60 Years Younger Than Him – [Caveman Circus]
    We Miss Bob Ross – [Ned Hardy]
    Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweet Booty – [Hollywood Tuna]
    15 Awesome Real Estate Industry Names – [Uncoached]
    Stephanie Seymour Becomes Relevant Again Thanks To Those Hooters – [Busted Coverage]
    This Is Disturbing – [Warming Glow]

  • A Gallery Of Way-To-Big Sandwiches

    A Gallery Of Way-To-Big Sandwiches

    December 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Christmas Day was at my house. Main course was a ham and a turkey. I’ve been eating leaftovers since and I’m about to sweat cured meats. It’s getting old but there is just too much to waste so I’ve been trying to concoct different sandwich ideas. They don’t get any better...

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  • PM Hot Links – Zombie Preparation, New Memes and Odd Animals

    PM Hot Links – Zombie Preparation, New Memes and Odd Animals

    December 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 5 essential purchases for surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.

    The zombie thing is done soon right? Well, it doesn’t have to be done, but the idea of making everything zombie related — that’s over right? It’s joining the ranks of bacon in the “ok, we get it” category. It was vampires, zombies and now what’s next? Wolfmen? Blobs? Does Snooki count as a blob? Because then blobs are played out too. Just let me know what odd monster trend I should ignore next.

    Crime doesn’t pay on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links



  • Captions that Only Come From TV

    Captions that Only Come From TV

    December 29, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I’m not a huge watcher of daytime television but maybe I should start paying more attention.   And if this caption isn’t any evidence as to why then I really don’t know what else to say. I’m just baffled at our society and the people we possess.  It just goes to show that...

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  • Fad-Tastic! Mood Rings

    Fad-Tastic! Mood Rings

    December 29, 2010 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Mood Rings A mood ring is a ring which contains a thermochromic element, such as liquid crystal, and the ring changes color in response to the body temperature of...

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  • Dog Reacts To Owner Returning From Afghanistan

    Dog Reacts To Owner Returning From Afghanistan

    December 29, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Prepare for your heartstrings to be pulled.

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  • The Dancing Penguin

    The Dancing Penguin

    December 29, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Take that, Bristol Palin!

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  • Rachel McAdams Somehow Makes Gluttony Seem Sexy

    Rachel McAdams Somehow Makes Gluttony Seem Sexy

    December 29, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Enough with the “celebrity diet secrets” articles. I’ll sum them all up so they never get published again; the key to a great body is diet and exercise. Done. As much as I hate diet stories I love articles about celebs that eat whatever the hell they want. It’s pretty damn sexy. Especially when...

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  • 7 Male Celebrities Who Severely Rob the Cradle

    7 Male Celebrities Who Severely Rob the Cradle

    December 29, 2010 at 6:00 am

    It’s an age old tradition in Hollywood.  As a male gets older usually his females get a little younger.  I just find it funny that America pretty much turns the other way on this stuff. However in my life and probably yours it would be totally frowned upon.  It’s like a get out of jail...

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  • 6 Emergency Items To Carry With You On New Year’s Eve

    6 Emergency Items To Carry With You On New Year’s Eve

    December 29, 2010 at 5:00 am

    New Year’s Eve is fun but it takes a ton of preparation. Where to go, what to wear and who to hang out with to celebrate the new year. It’s also important to be prepared for the night of drinking and drunking. Strange things sometimes go down when half the world is hammered. It’s best to be ready...

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  • AM Hot Links – Bible Stories, Redheads and More TSA Searchs

    AM Hot Links – Bible Stories, Redheads and More TSA Searchs

    December 29, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see 5 real deleted Bible scenes in which Jesus kicked some a**

    Does it shock anyone else that the Bible hasn’t been made into a massive, blockbuster motion picture? I’m not talking just certain parts of the Bible. I realize the crucifixion and Moses got their moment on the big screen but I mean the entire bible in movie form. Especially that last book of Revelations. Screw zombies and alien takeovers that Revelations is some scary stuff. Who would you have to talk to get the rights to adapt the Bible to the big screen? The Pope? Get on this James Cameron.

    Jesus is a fan of the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The TSA Better Search Him – [Holy Taco]
    Bar Refaeli is in a Bikini – [The Superficial]
    40 Pictures Of Racy Redheads – [DJ Mick]
    Kentucky Creature Could Be Hairless Coyote – [Aol News]
    Japan Does It Again – [Manofest]
    Rachel Bilson Finally Makes An Appearance – [Popoholic]
    10 Ways to Get Through This Boring Work Week – [BroBible]
    Alright, So the ’80s Were Pretty Awesome – [Unreality]
    Billionaire Barbie Bikini Pictures from Hawaiian Islands Playset – [Egotastic]
    Fireside Foxes – [Maxim]
    Beer Cannon – [Double Viking]
    Young, Dumb and Wearing Flaming Socks – [TruTV]
    VIDEO: The Toy Frog Programmed To Recite Hitler That Your Kids Wanted – [Guyism]
    Worst High Five Ever? – [Caveman Circus]
    25 Unapologetically Sexist Ads From The Past – [Ned Hardy]
    Jessica Alba Gets Spread – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Burglers Drive Forklift Through Store, Steal Only Beer – [Uncoached]
    One Man Village People Halftime Show – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Saints Fan Given “3 Or 5 Seconds” To Get The F@ck Out By Towel Head Guy – [Busted Coverage]
    This Poor Girl – [Warming Glow]