10 Terrible (But Entertaining) Tributes To “The Jeffersons” Theme SongJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:00 am
Every once in a while I stop sleeping. Usually for a couple days. It’s kind of like temporary insomnia. I sit up for hours, wide awake, unable to shut my eyes. I’ve gotten used to it after, roughly, fifteen years. So how do I pass the time? I wish constructively; maybe some reading, some...
AM Hot Links – Girly Men, Billion Dollar Yachts and Women In UFCJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 12 celebrity men getting girly.
The men in this article prove my point; famous people can get away with anything. They can dress odd, act odd and be a general freak but people still pay attention. They actually pay MORE attention. It’s only bad when this crazy behavior starts a trend. Then you’ve got regular guys wearing skirts to work and eyeliner to the gym.
Real man casually browse the EgoTV Facebook page.
Two Awesome Products Combined to Make A Terrible One – [Cracked]
What a $1 Billion Yacht Looks Like – [Uncoached]
Guy Stabbed Four People After Someone Made Fun of His Farts – [Bro Bible]
Mr. Rodgers’ Demon Clown – [Double Viking]
Dana White — Women Will Never Fight in The UFC – [TMZ]
Filmmaker Defeats Depression by Faking Intervention – [AOL News]
6 Animals That Altered History Forever – [Guyism]
Surgeon General Warnings for Other Dangerous Products – [College Humor]
Tase Me Out To The Ball Game – [TruTV]
The Five Sexiest Moments in Advertising This Week – [The Smoking Jacket]
Natalie Suliman Pictures – [Holy Taco]
Octomom Whipping a Dude in a Diaper – [The Superficial]
A Cassie Scerbo Legfest – [DJ Mick]
So You’re Saying Somebody Made A Giant Old Man Puppet? – [Super Booyah]
Brooklyn Decker Gets Naughty In Esquire – [Popoholic]
inka Kelly Lingerie Pictures In GQ Magazine for Karmic Injustice – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Natalie Zea – [Maxim]
Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick – [Hollywood Tuna]
‘The Ugliest Haircut I’ve Ever Seen’ – [Warming Glow]
Jennifer Aniston Is Desperate To Breed – [Celeb Jihad]
Variations On The Infamous Twitter “Fail Whale”January 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ll say this, ever since Twitter FORCED (yes, forced) me over to the new Twitter, the crashes and issues have been few and far between. The less I see the Fail Whale the better. Fat bastard. I don’t ever want to see the whale again, unless it’s some type of variation or comical little...
PM Hot Links – Whisky In a Can, NFL Mug Shots and Lady BulgeJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read how whiskey in a can is finally a reality.
Did it really take this long to get whisky in a can? How did this not happen decades ago? This just dawned on the makers of alcohol? I’ll bet drunks all over the world had this idea years ago. I’ll be they’ve got prototypes all over the place. The only dangerous thing is confusing the whisky can for the piss can.
Whisky drinkers can drinkers hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.
Inside the Offices of FacebookJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:30 am
Of all the companies in the world that you’d think qualify for having kick ass digs you would have to think that Facebook is right up there on that list. I mean other than toy companies and other silicon valley organizations it would just seem to be appropriate wouldn’t you think? Well...
Fad-Tastic! The California RaisinsJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad:The California Raisins The California Raisins were a fictional rhythm and blues musical group as well as advertising and merchandising characters composed of raisins....
Ricky Gervais Addresses Internet Rumors The Same Way He Did Golden Globes…With HilarityJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:00 am
It took a couple exposures before I was turned on to the comedy of Ricky Gervais. It wasn’t even the original version of The Office that did it. It was his series Extras for HBO. Caught a mini-marathon one night and I was hooked. It was at that moment I realized Gervais might be one of the funniest...
The Six Most Embarrassing Gym MomentsJanuary 19, 2011 at 6:00 am
Bring up the subject of embarrassing moments at the gym and it’s amazing the stories you hear. It’s clear that the gym is a prime spot for embarrassing moments. Sweaty people flailing around with large, heavy machinery sometimes has disastrous consequences. Whether it’s passing...
6 Possible Replacements For Regis Philbin On Live! With Regis and KellyJanuary 19, 2011 at 5:00 am
The big news yesterday was the announcement on Live! with Regis and Kelly that Regis Philbin is retiring at the end of the summer. Eh. Had to happen eventually. The guy has been on the air since (insert terrible joke here). Now, speculation is flying about who will replace Regis as host. Double Eh. Since...
AM Hot Links – Movies With Hidden Meanings, Pac-Man On TV and Mascot FightsJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 6 famous movies with mind-blowing hidden meanings.
Every moving has a hidden meaning. Ever see the Muppets Take Manhattan? It’s really about the Hollywood fame machine eating up talented but clueless people. Kidding. It’s about rats that can cook. It was the inspiration for Ratatouille. There is a hidden meaning in Ratatouille. It’s that society has a double standard about rats; if they are on the floor of a restaurant they are bad but if they are hanging on to the end of a spoon they are a adorable.
Read some hidden messages on the EgoTV Facebook page.
Pac Man is Now a Tag-Themed Game Show Coming to TV? – [Uncoached]
Law Firm Wants to Change Your Pain to Rain – [Bro Bible]
Utah Jazz Mascot Fights Cleveland Fan – [Double Viking]
Mel Gets $163K Legal Bill From Oksana for ONE Month – [TMZ]
Da Vinci’s ‘Last Supper’ Re-Created in Laundry Lint – [AOL News]
The Top Free iPhone Game Belongs To a 14-Year-Old Boy – [Guyism]
Canine Evolution Chart – [College Humor]
Stealing My Grandmother’s Urn is a Deal Breaker – [TruTV]
8 Drinking Binges that Only Celebrities Could Have Gotten Away With – [The Smoking Jacket]
“Jersey Shore” Guidos-In-Training – [The Frisky]
25 Humping Tattoos – [Holy Taco]
Christina Aguilera is Starting Catfights Now – [The Superficial]
Detroit Motor Show Girls – [DJ Mick]
The Sarah Palin Band – [Super Booyah]
Britney Spears In A Tanktop And Short Shorts? Meh, Why Not? – [Popoholic]
Victoria Beckham Strict and Sexy For British Vogue – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Zoe Saldana – [Maxim]
Jenna Bentley Takes Her Talents To The Beach – [Hollywood Tuna]
Regis Philbin Is Retiring – [Warming Glow]
Christina Hendricks Covers Overanalyzing Magazine – [Celeb Jihad]
Place You’ve Probably Never Been: ShanghaiJanuary 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Any chance of going to distance and exotic locales was squashed about nine months ago. I had a kid. Maybe someday I can travel to all the places I’ve seen on TV, but until he is at least in high school, I’ll just have to travel the world on shows like No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain...