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  • Girls High School Hurdles Fail

    Girls High School Hurdles Fail

    November 12, 2010 at 8:00 am

    She will most likely be voted “most likely to fail”

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  • Garfield Creator Apologies For Ill-Timed Strip Yet Shows No Remorse For Those Terrible Movies

    Garfield Creator Apologies For Ill-Timed Strip Yet Shows No Remorse For Those Terrible Movies

    November 12, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Jim Davis, creator of the Garfield comic, is apologizing for a strip that ran on Veteran’s Day that some might feel is making fun of the holiday and out soldiers. Personally I think he is making a mountain out of a lasagna. The strip ran on Veterans Day in newspapers across the country. It shows a...

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  • Six Celebrities That Will NEVER Shape Up, Ever

    Six Celebrities That Will NEVER Shape Up, Ever

    November 12, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There are some people in our lives that we know no matter what changes they claim to make or steps they make to change that they’ll always end up doing the same old crap.   Fact is, there are some people that simply don’t change and it’s pointless for us to think that they will. The...

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  • 6 Famous Pairs of Movie Sunglasses

    6 Famous Pairs of Movie Sunglasses

    November 12, 2010 at 5:00 am

    During an interview at this year’s Comic-Con, the gang at i09 had a chance to sit down with producer Eric Newman and discuss a few of his upcoming projects. One of those rumored projects is a possible remake of the John Carpenter classic They Live, a movie about a drifter that discovers a pair...

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  • AM Hot Links – Kid’s Haircuts, Camo Girls and Movie Vets

    AM Hot Links – Kid’s Haircuts, Camo Girls and Movie Vets

    November 12, 2010 at 4:00 am

    haircuts for kids

    Click the photo to see 9 haircuts parents should STOP giving their children.

    I wish I could cut my hair like a kid. First, they goes months without a trim and no one really notices or gives a crap. Second, they never have to wash it, comb it, or put crap in it because no one gives a crap. Finally, it will always grow back because they won’t start balding for a few years. Hell, I’d even rock the bowl cut. Bag me an Amish chick. They make good pretzels.

    Haircuts optional on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The 6 Most Inexplicable Skills Displayed in Action Movies – [Cracked]
    36 Sexy Girls in Camo – [Regretful Morning]
    Candice Swanepoel Nude Pictures Are Making Me Lose Consciousness (NSFW) – [Egotastic]
    10 Craziest Vets from Movies – [The Superficial]
    Emma Roberts Ruins Good Short Shorts – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Homeless Woman Joyrides as Meter Maid – [Uncoached]
    Martha Stewart Is A Drunken Turkey Murderer – [The Frisky]
    What to Discuss (and Not Discuss) on a Date – [Double Viking]
    Entourage’s Eye Candy Feels Used. Gary Busey is Here to Help – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Family Feud Gone Grandma – [Manofest]
    Our 25 Favorite Photos From the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – [BroBible]
    Selena Gomez Struts Her Sexy Stuff – [Popoholic]
    Belen Rodriguez Gets Sexy, Greasy At A Service Station – [Busted Coverage]
    I Like The Look Of Kitty On The Couch – [DJ Mick]
    Ten Kick-Ass Cover Songs – [Gunaxin]
    Simpsons Renewed For 23rd Season – [Warming Glow]
    Taylor Momsen’s Dirty Underage Cleavage – [Celeb Jihad]
    Jack Bauer Trying to Get a Free Veterans Day Meal at Applebees – [Holy Taco]
    Women Come In All Shapes And Sizes – [Caveman Circus]
    The 20 Hottest Babes On Boats – [Heavy]

  • The Cool Evolution of Kool-Aid Packets

    The Cool Evolution of Kool-Aid Packets

    November 11, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Kool-Aid was kind of a forbidden beverage in my house. My parents never really said “no” to purchasing it but they knew how bad it was for a kid so they pushed me towards other healthy alternatives like soda (it was the 80′s, who knew!). I did enjoy Kool-Aid over friends houses or...

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  • PM Hot Links – Veteran’s Day, Community and Potty Business

    PM Hot Links – Veteran’s Day, Community and Potty Business

    November 11, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    US Marine Corp's 235th birthday

    Click the photo to watch awesome videos to celebrate the US Marine Corp’s 235th Birthday.

    Instead of just waiting for Veteran’s Day, how about thanking those who served our country every time you get the chance. Lord knows you’d never survive a day at war. Hell, you can’t even go to the grocery store AND the cleaners without being totally exhausted and in need of a Cafe Mocha and some biscotti. Although, that does sound good right now. See how easily we both get distracted.

    Friends of Veterans hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • A Walk Down Memory Lane: Retro Advertising

    A Walk Down Memory Lane: Retro Advertising

    November 11, 2010 at 11:30 am

    There are tons of ways to look at our past.  It’s always fun to see pictures of how dumb you looked as kid.  From high socks to funny logos on hats you used to wear. But perhaps there’s no better way of dating one’s self than with advertising.   When you think about it, advertising...

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  • See You In Ten: Kristen Stewart

    See You In Ten: Kristen Stewart

    November 11, 2010 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Kristen Stewart How she got here: Stewart is best known for playing Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga. She has also starred in Panic Room , Zathura, In the Land of Women...

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  • Best Family Feud Answer Ever

    Best Family Feud Answer Ever

    November 11, 2010 at 10:00 am

    He’s right but he’s so wrong.

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  • Bob Marley Calms A Baby

    Bob Marley Calms A Baby

    November 11, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Take that Jesus!

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  • Demi Lovato Doing Cocaine On Camera? FINALLY Something From Her I’d Watch

    Demi Lovato Doing Cocaine On Camera? FINALLY Something From Her I’d Watch

    November 11, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Demi Lovato is still hanging out in rehab. Doing what little famous rich girls do. Meanwhile, on the outside, someone is shopping around a tape of the Disney star enjoying a little of the booger sugar. A friend who witnessed the 18-year-old do lines of coke at a party in North Richland Hills, Texas,...

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  • Six Awesome Vintage Miller Lite Commercials

    Six Awesome Vintage Miller Lite Commercials

    November 11, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Miller Lite commercials have been a staple on television for nearly 40 years now.  The evolution of Miller Lite has been excellent but the campaign has always remained the same:  Less Filling vs. Taste Great.  It’s impressive that they’ve stuck with that slogan the entire time and...

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