“If I want to be alone, some place I can write, I can read, I can pray, I can cry, I can do whatever I want – I go to the bathroom.” –Alicia Keys People do many things on the toilet; read, write, draw and of course think. I came up with the idea for this gallery while on the...

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Click the photo to read 10 celebs you probably don’t (but should) follow on Twitter.

My normal rule on Twitter is never to follow any celebs. A couple are allowed but for the most part I tend to abstain. This list, however, is well done and exposed me to some celeb I didn’t even realize existed, let alone Tweeted. I’ve amended my rule on following celebs. It takes a big man to admit when he is wrong. I’m a big man. Huge. I’m also very humble.

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Sure we make fun of celebrities on this site.  It’s fun.  And sure we talk about weird things that don’t really matter.  Hell we even produce videos that are meant to be completely satirical. But that doesn’t mean that any of us don’t appreciate some of the beauty in the world. ...

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To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and possibly never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Dave Coulier How It...

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He’s clearly not a fan of reduced fat Wheat Thins

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"If I Close My Eyes I Can Pretend He Is A Ring-Ding." Jessica Simpson pulled move #4 off the crazy ex-wife list by announcing her engagement to a person that once collected a paycheck for standing on an NFL sideline. The guy still doesn’t know what a good catch is. Jessica Simpson and her...

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From the people who brought you ninja hackey sack

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Seems as though headlines like these that have taken place in the last couple years  might be more prevalent in the years to come: Oscar-winner Steven Soderbergh has cast precocious porn star Sasha Grey as the lead in his upcoming feature, “The Girlfriend Experience,” Adult Video News reported. Tera...

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Click the photo to read 25 amazing facts about infidelity.

Nearly 70% of all married men and 60% of married women have had affairs and every 13 seconds someone gets divorced in America. Holy. Turds. Every 13 seconds? That means…right..NOW. Someone just got divorced. Crazy. There is another. How many seconds until someone gets married? How many seconds until one of those divorced people gets remarried again and then divorced? How many seconds until I contemplate becoming a divorce lawyer? Eh, screw it. I’ll just watch Divorce Court.

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The 10 Most Racist Food Products Ever – [Guyism]
5 Real MacGyvers Who Won Battles With Improvised Weapons – [Cracked]
How To Subtly Market Your Dating Website – [Regretful Morning]
Emma Watson Red Carpet Pictures Painfully Swell My Harry Potters – [Egotastic]
Rub Up With Hotties in a Tub – [Maxim]
Russell Brand: ‘My Marriage is Like a Sitcom’ – [The Superficial]
I Think I’m In Love With Sara Jean Underwood – [Hollywood Tuna]
Another Necessary Collection of Parenting Fails – [Uncoached]
Celebrities Reveal Their Underwear – [The Frisky]
Epic ‘Rock Band’ Freak Out – [Double Viking]
Win a Golden Ticket to the Playboy Mansion – [The Smoking Jacket]
VIDEO: Feisty Cat Bitch-Slaps Two Alligators – [BroBible]
Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bodacious Cleavage Just Isn’t Enough Anymore – [Popoholic]
India Reynolds & Her Insane Hair Bra – [Busted Coverage]
Brooklyn Decker Gets Naked – [DJ Mick]
Drugs Be CRAZY – [Gunaxin]
Julie Bowen Was Gammy on Conan – [Warming Glow]
Kristen Stewart Lap Dance Video – [Celeb Jihad]
25 Hairstyles Worse Than Mullets – [Holy Taco]
19 Pictures Of MASSIVE Sandwiches! – [Caveman Circus]

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Artists find a way to make art anytime, anywhere and on any surface. While you and I are ripping the labels off our bottles and making small talk with people we don’t care for very much, artists are using the time to draw on their cocktail napkins. At least they will have something written in...

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Click the photo to watch top 8 videos of rock stars falling off stage.

Nothing funnier than a rock star lead singer getting embarrassed in front of a large crowd. Especially those smug bastards that think the world revolves around their song lyrics and off-key voices. The band is where the real talent is you’re just the moron dancing and signing in front of the real musicians. Lead singers are one step up from groupies. That fat girl in the front row knows all the words to the song too. Good for you slappy.

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I can remember my wedding day as clear as…nothing.  Honestly I don’t remember it all that well because it went by so fast.  When it’s actually your wedding by the time you’re done visiting everyone at their tables,  the whole thing is just about over and you might land yourself...

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Nothing like walking 900 ft in the air.

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