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  • The Lego Office in Moscow

    The Lego Office in Moscow

    December 30, 2010 at 11:30 am

    When you think of the world of cool offices it’s usually of companies that have so much money they could literally wipe their asses with it.  I’m referring to the Google’s and Amazon types of the world.  Companies where you’re pretty sure they have massages at Noon and widescreen...

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  • See You In Ten: Robert Pattinson

    See You In Ten: Robert Pattinson

    December 30, 2010 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Robert Pattinson How He Got Here: Pattinson began modeling when he was twelve years old but was soon out of the business. In December 2008 he blamed the lack of work...

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  • Chainsaw Wakeup

    Chainsaw Wakeup

    December 30, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Teh best and worst parents ever.

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  • The Moose Is Home

    The Moose Is Home

    December 30, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Meanwhile in Finland…

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  • Robert Deniro Has Died 15 Times. He Must Be Watching His Own Movies Now.

    Robert Deniro Has Died 15 Times. He Must Be Watching His Own Movies Now.

    December 30, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Proof that this is usually the slowest week for business and news in a calendar year, here is an interesting little article about which Hollywood actor has died the most in his movies. De Niro leads the pack with fifteen dirt naps on the big screen. ROBERT DE NIRO has topped a gruesome new survey –...

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  • 6 Celebrities That Need Way More Jail Time

    6 Celebrities That Need Way More Jail Time

    December 30, 2010 at 6:00 am

    There are some people in this world that are bad to the core.   So bad that no matter what they do bad actions will be repeated in some way or another.  It’s almost as if it’s not their fault.  It’s simply who these people are. They may try to change but ultimately they’ll...

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  • 6 Cliché Things That Happen Every New Year’s

    6 Cliché Things That Happen Every New Year’s

    December 30, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Do you know what else gets forgotten beside “old acquaintances” on New Year’s? The same crap that happened the year before. So what happens? History repeats itself. It’s like we’ve all been celebrating the same New Year’s for the last decade. It’s all really familiar and really cliche....

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  • AM Hot Links – Pies To The Face, Wrong Stories and Chest Jiggling

    AM Hot Links – Pies To The Face, Wrong Stories and Chest Jiggling

    December 30, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to see seven famous people who took a pie to the face (and totally deserved it).

    Is a pie to the face really a big deal? I think only if it ruined a perfectly delicious pie. Unless you’re getting it in the face, then you can enjoy the whole pie. Ever eat a whole pie? I’ve come close. It was mostly whip cream based. It’s the only kind you can eat in its entirety. Downing a whole cherry pie, for instance, would be an awful idea. Know what else is a waster? Pie eating contests. Yes, I’ve got nothing else to talk about and I’m trying to kill time. That obvious?

    People love pie on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

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    Danica Thrall Pictures – [Holy Taco]
    Brett Favre Will Be Fined For Penis Photos – [The Superficial]
    Johanna Lundback Looks Good In Lingerie – [DJ Mick]
    California Spa Offers Soothing Vaginal Steam Bath – [Aol News]
    The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Jiggling History – [Manofest]
    Jessica Simpson Looks Like She Really Enjoyed Christmas – [Popoholic]
    Meet Olivia, Our Latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom – [BroBible]
    The Resilience of the Game Boy – [Unreality]
    Nicki Minaj Debuts On Egotastic! Like a King (or Queen) – [Egotastic]
    Jeff Bridges: The Movie – [Maxim]
    New York Sanitation Destroys A Ford – [Double Viking]
    Man Playing Real-Life Frogger Fails To Pass 1st Level – [TruTV]
    VIDEO: This Woman And Her Thighs Could Kill Us All – [Guyism]
    I Support Hugh Hefner’s Decision To Marry A Girl 60 Years Younger Than Him – [Caveman Circus]
    We Miss Bob Ross – [Ned Hardy]
    Vanessa Hudgens’ Sweet Booty – [Hollywood Tuna]
    15 Awesome Real Estate Industry Names – [Uncoached]
    Stephanie Seymour Becomes Relevant Again Thanks To Those Hooters – [Busted Coverage]
    This Is Disturbing – [Warming Glow]

  • A Gallery Of Way-To-Big Sandwiches

    A Gallery Of Way-To-Big Sandwiches

    December 29, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Christmas Day was at my house. Main course was a ham and a turkey. I’ve been eating leaftovers since and I’m about to sweat cured meats. It’s getting old but there is just too much to waste so I’ve been trying to concoct different sandwich ideas. They don’t get any better...

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  • PM Hot Links – Zombie Preparation, New Memes and Odd Animals

    PM Hot Links – Zombie Preparation, New Memes and Odd Animals

    December 29, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 5 essential purchases for surviving the coming zombie apocalypse.

    The zombie thing is done soon right? Well, it doesn’t have to be done, but the idea of making everything zombie related — that’s over right? It’s joining the ranks of bacon in the “ok, we get it” category. It was vampires, zombies and now what’s next? Wolfmen? Blobs? Does Snooki count as a blob? Because then blobs are played out too. Just let me know what odd monster trend I should ignore next.

    Crime doesn’t pay on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Captions that Only Come From TV

    Captions that Only Come From TV

    December 29, 2010 at 11:30 am

    I’m not a huge watcher of daytime television but maybe I should start paying more attention.   And if this caption isn’t any evidence as to why then I really don’t know what else to say. I’m just baffled at our society and the people we possess.  It just goes to show that...

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  • Fad-Tastic! Mood Rings

    Fad-Tastic! Mood Rings

    December 29, 2010 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Mood Rings A mood ring is a ring which contains a thermochromic element, such as liquid crystal, and the ring changes color in response to the body temperature of...

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  • Dog Reacts To Owner Returning From Afghanistan

    Dog Reacts To Owner Returning From Afghanistan

    December 29, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Prepare for your heartstrings to be pulled.

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