Click the photo to figure out which celebrity you smell like.

Does a person really want to smell the same as a celebrity? I guess it depends on the celeb. I’m sure parts of Kim Kardashian smell nice. Jessica Simpson probably smells like fried food. Derek Jeter smell different depending on the inning and I’m not going to even begin to imagine the fragrance that comes off Antonio Banderas. I guess celeb scents are fine so long as the cologne/perfume is not actually named after the star. “Oh, thanks, I’m wearing Bruce Willis.”

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If there’s one thing that provides an emotional roller coaster ride, it’s watching sports.  There are so many highs.  So many lows.  So much potential for failure, success, humor, and most importantly…friendship! Don’t you just love bonding with other fans?  It sure as hell...

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Yup, he’s still a gigantic moron.

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A theater full of children expected to see Mega-Mind. Instead they got Saw 3D and a fresh batch of the Hershey Squirts in their underwear (Hint – that isn’t a candy available at the refreshment stand.) Children were at Showcase Cinemas to see a Dreamworks cartoon in 3D, but instead they saw...

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So the new Twitter has been around for a couple of months now.  Does everyone like it?  We here are Ego are very curious about this because we really care.  Yes, we do!  Kidding. Jabbing at the blubber that is the Fail Whale in an attempt at humor.  How do we know this Twitter is the right Twitter? Speculation...

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First purchase after my book goes double platinum gold or whatever awards books get when they sell a ton is a luxury automobile. Sports cars are for men with small skin flutes and women dating men with small skin flutes. I needed a statement ride. Bing. Oh. Yes. I know what you’re thinking “moron,...

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Take that Peter Parker!

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Click the photo to read the 10 stupidest mistakes men make with women.

Only 10? Men make more mistakes with women than just ten. This list should be the first ten or the ten mistake a woman will have the biggest problem with. Well she won’t in the beginning she will ignore it until all of sudden it’s a huge issue. At first, eating ice cream in my thong underwear while watching CBS Sunday Morning was “adorable” but now it seems you take issue with it. Is it the thong? The fact it’s your ice cream? Tell me I can change. Oh, no, getting up to go to the bathroom would be far too much trouble. That’s what this bucket is for.

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Today’s Girl: Kate Middleton – [Maxim]
8 As-Seen-On-TV Products in My Grandma’s House Right Now – [Holy Taco]
The 25 Sexiest Exposed Celebrity Midriffs – [Manofest]
The 12 Most Awesome Aliens in TV History – [Guyism]
5 Minor Screw-ups That Created The Modern World – [Cracked]
Pretty Nifty Stealth Kitten – [Regretful Morning]
Emma Frain Brings Out the Big Guns to Celebrate the Royal Engagement – [Egotastic]
Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Mom Now – [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton’s Princess To Be Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
Fast Food Not Available in the U.S. – [Uncoached]
Law Enforcement Guide to Satanic Cults – [Double Viking]
Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen Cover Willow Smith – [The Smoking Jacket]
Oakland A’s Player Accepting Resumes for a Live-in Female Personal Assistant – [BroBible]
The Megan Fox Hotness Show Is Back Baby! – [Popoholic]
Bianca Klamt Swinging Around A Stripper Pole (Photos) For Vanity Fair – [Busted Coverage]
Mexican Babe Malillany Marin – [DJ Mick]
Ten of the Funniest Bugs Bunny Cartoons – [Gunaxin]
Snooki’s Birthday Sponsored By Condoms – [Warming Glow]
Natalie Portman’s A** In A Thong Pics – [Celeb Jihad]
Quite Possibly The Hottest Girl You Will See All Week – [Caveman Circus]

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I love hotel peepholes. I love watching people as they walk past, wondering where they are going, why they are staying at the hotel and if they’ve taken as much free soap as I have in such a short stay. I contemplated putting a peephole in my own front door but the top half is made of glass and...

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Click the photo to read how to make homemade Four Loko.

Maybe I’m just getting old but the whole liquor/energy drink thing doesn’t seem like all it’s cracked up to be. Don’t get me wrong, I get the concept, drink your face off longer without passing out but overall it kills the whole drinking experience. Eventually you WANT to pass out. Went to Vegas with friends and had one too many vodka and Red Bulls at a club and didn’t fall asleep until three days later. It sucked because the alcohol wears off and you’re left with just exhaustion and some woman that claims you were married the night before. I don’t even own a tux!

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Have you ever looked at a home and thought to yourself “why can’t I have a home like that?”  I mean I think I live in a pretty decent home but man some of the things people are able to do with their living space is astounding.   Take Singapore for example. This house is amazing. ...

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There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Tae Bo Tae Bo is an aerobic exercise routine developed by taekwondo practitioner Billy Blanks and was one of the first “cardio-boxing” programs to enjoy...

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Can’t wizards just be friends?

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