“Hey Soul Sister” Named Worst Song Of The Year By Two Writers That Just Became My Heroes!December 24, 2010 at 8:00 am
If you like the song “Hey Soul Sister” just X off this page and never come back. Ever. We don’t want you hear and frankly you won’t be welcomed many places anyway so get used to being a pariah. It’s an awful song. It should be the worst song on every list every made about awful music. It topped...
Five Classic Old School Christmas TV SpecialsDecember 24, 2010 at 6:00 am
I’m not sure how many of you are in the office right now staring at that clock. Hopefully most of your bosses are letting you leave early so you can spend some time with your families this Christmas. I feel for those of you getting ready to take a crowded train or sit in the neverending...
17 Articles About Christmas From EgoTVDecember 24, 2010 at 5:00 am
It’s Christmas Eve. The good news that I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the past twenty-four days. The bad news is I’m taking the day to spend running around like a moron doing all of the things I’ve avoided the...
AM Hot Links – Best Albums, Loving Kanye and Bad Morning CommutesDecember 24, 2010 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read the 10 best albums of 2010
A list of the best albums of 2010. Sure. Not going to argue. Frankly don’t care much about music. I mean a like music but to sit there and list the “best albums” is like jotting down 1-10 the best bowel movements I’ve had over the past 365 days. Only matters to me and my toilet. It’s all opinion. How can it be the best album if I’ve never heard it and don’t give a crap to? All opinion. I’m more concerned with the fact we still call them albums. Reminds me of actual records. There needs to be a new name for a collection of songs by a single artist. Music collection. Group of tunes. Eh, I don’t give a crap really. Oh that was a good one. Might make my top ten.
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Five Reasons Why It’s Okay to Like Kanye West – [The Smoking Jacket]
Alison Brie Singing ‘Santa Baby’ – [Warming Glow]
How to Make a Winter Morning Commute Even Worse – [Unreality]
Sexy Santa: Katie Kaye – [DJ Mick]
World’s Ugliest Cat a ‘Snuggly’ Sweetheart – [Aol News]
Kristmas With Kourtney Kardashian – [Maxim]
6 Heroic Movie Deaths That Could Have Been Easily Avoided – [Cracked]
Have a Michelle Baker Christmas – [Holy Taco]
Alyssa Miller Is Really Good At Advertising – [Guyism]
10 Best Christmas NBA Games Ever – [Bleacher Report]
My New Girlfriend Just Decided to Abstain from Sex; What Should I Do? – [BroBible]
The Worst Autotune Ever – [Manofest]
Yvonne Strahovski Deserves So Much Attention – [Egotastic]
New Racy Miley Cyrus Photos Leaked – [The Superficial]
Paris Hilton’s Weird Holiday Swimsuit – [Hollywood Tuna]
I Prefer This Version of R2D2 – [Pic Rocket]
Jessica Alba Sizzles In Harper’s Bazaar – [Popoholic]
Video: Nigella Lawson’s XXX Christmas Cooking Spectacular – [Busted Coverage]
Monkeys and Meth Don’t Mix – [TruTV]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Nip Slip – [Celeb Jihad]
If One Of These Dolls Is Under Your Xmas Tree, Just RunDecember 23, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Dolls have always creeped me out. Even brand new, out of the box, nothing odd about them dolls give me an odd feeling. Not sure the reason. Maybe something as a kid. Not sure. It’s for this reason I’m glad I only have a son. Having some of these things in my house would piss me off. Some...
PM Hot Links – Snow Jabbas, Santa is Scary and Beer Pong ShotsDecember 23, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read four “do overs” every grown man wishes he had.
Regrets are fine. Regression is bad. It’s acceptable for a person to look back and think “I wish I did this differently” but things get weird when a person tries to go back and change whats already been done. That only works in romantic comedies. Doesn’t happen in real life. That’s how you have grown men hanging out with college kids and women over forty dressing like sluts. Or as I like to call them; Mom and Dad.
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25 Examples of Christmas Decoration AbuseDecember 23, 2010 at 11:30 am
There’s nothing wrong with spicing it up for the holidays. Hell I love driving around fancy neighborhoods and seeing what kind of decorations everyone has put up. It’s always fun when you can tell a family has had their home professionally done. In those cases even a ton of lights...
Ozzy Osbourne Gets Brisk For LiptonDecember 23, 2010 at 8:52 am
It’s getting to the point where I’m not even sure what to say about Ozzy Osbourne anymore. It’s like people want his voice to sound more and more messed up. I guess it works for him. And I’m guessing it’s starting to work for brands as well? I have to admit...
Christina Hendricks Wants To Play Wonder Woman. Welp, I’m Sold.December 23, 2010 at 8:00 am
It goes something like this; I’m tied to traintracks and the 5:30 to Manhattan is bearing down on me at about 40 mph. I can’t break free. Suddenly, a hear a loud SWWWWOOOSSSSHH and it’s not the train but Wonder Woman in her invisible jet. She is hear to have monkey sex with me on the tracks. The...
Seven Solid Politician Appearances in MoviesDecember 23, 2010 at 6:00 am
What always fun in life is seeing certain things out of context. While that’s a pretty general statement I’d like to point to something more specific: movies. It’s normal to see a movie with actors that you know playing the parts we’re accustomed to seeing. But it’s...