10 Classic “One To Grow On” PSAsJanuary 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
I’m guilty. Guilty of using phrases and references from my youth that few people ever remember. Sure, I’ll get an occasional chuckle or a “oh yeah I remember that” but never the huge reaction I’m looking for. You’d think I’d stop making the joke. Nope. A personal...
Why Even Bother With this Anymore?January 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
For decades, including today, fitness “experts” have been pushing ridiculous exercises on us and frankly it seems to be getting worse all the time. It’s getting to the point where we almost don’t know what’s real and what’s not. And of all the exercises out there...
AM Hot Links – Crazy 9/11 Theories, Sidekicks Getting Screwed and a Basket-BrawlJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about a crazy lady claiming P. Diddy is behind 9/11.
People love conspiracies more than than love crazy religions. P. Diddy behind 9/11 actually makes sense. I’m kidding. It’s the ramblings of a lunatic. Why are crazy people the only people to have the answer to conspiracies. How come no normal people have these hunches? Or do they start out normal and end up crazy after they try to explain the idea a thousand times to people that won’t listen? Chicken or the egg right there.
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7 Items That Will Cause A Man To Never Leave His Home – [Guyism]
Willow Smith Looks So Much Like Her Father It’s Terrifying – [Unreality]
5 Sidekicks Who Got Screwed By History – [Cracked]
VIDEO: North Carolina High School Basketball Brawl Really Escalates Quickly – [Bro Bible]
Volcanic Eruption In Japan – [Double Viking]
David Arquette Checks Out of Rehab – [TMZ]
A Big Month for Two-Headed Animals – [AOL News]
Keyboards for All Situations – [College Humor]
Five Asinine Super Bowl Media Day Moments – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 More or Less Awesome Examples of Thundercats Cosplay – [Holy Taco]
Charlie Sheen Pretends to Need Rehab, Calls Us All ‘Turds’ – [The Superficial]
Kelly Kelly; WWE Magazine Covergirl – [DJ Mick]
It’s Showtime! – [Super Booyah]
What The… Amanda Seyfried And Ryan Phillippe!? Nooooooooo! – [Popoholic]
Esti Ginzburg vs. Bar Refaeli: The Hot Bodied Battle for Tel Aviv – [Egotastic]
The Many Expressions of Jason Statham – [Maxim]
Carmen Electra Shows Us Her Good Side – [Hollywood Tuna]
Bryant Gumbel on ‘The Today Show’ in 1994: ‘What Is the Internet, Anyway?’ – [Warming Glow]
Kanye West Calls For An End To Egypt Riot On Twitter – [Celeb Jihad]
Computer Kama Sutra – [The Frisky]
It’s Like When Harry Met SallyJanuary 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The other day someone told me their favorite part of When Harry Met Sally was when they would flash to the couples on the couch, talking about how they met. My favorite part was the end because it meant the movie was over. But if I was for some reason forced to pick my favorite part of the movie the...
PM Hot Links – Stupid Drivers, Celeb Look-Alikes and How To Avoid Small TalkJanuary 28, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see videos of 6 stupid drivers.
There are more bad drivers on the road than ever before. I’ve got no evidence to back that up except for how much more I curse behind the wheel at people. I never remember people being that dumb. It’s not even during rush hour. It’s the Sunday drivers and people out in the middle of the day. Horrendous. I’m never leaving the house. Only for Skittles.
A Collection of Awesome Stretched CarsJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:30 am
Have you ever been inside a limousine? It’s pretty cool right? How about being inside a car that was stretched just for the sake of stretching it. I mean it’s one thing to see a stretched Hummer but those are always decked out on the inside. I’m talking about cars like the one...
20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Natalie PortmanJanuary 28, 2011 at 11:00 am
Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Natalie Portman 1. Her first role was as Raj’s sister Dee on the television show...
Miley Cyrus Voted Worst Celebrity Influence. Awww…She’s Just Being MileyJanuary 28, 2011 at 8:00 am
Not Lohan. No Hilton. Not the girl down the street that’s already been with half the JV basketball team (it’s only seven dudes–calm down). It’s Miley! Miley Cyrus has been voted the worst celebrity influence of 2010. The 18-year-old singer-and-actress topped the poll for the...
McDonald’s Commercials That Aren’t “Normal”January 28, 2011 at 6:00 am
McDonalds may have started in America over 50 years ago, but today it exists in almost every country on Earth. And who’s going to buy fast food from another country without commercials — off-putting, kinda creepy and seemingly completely irrelevant, fever-dream commercials? Here are...
10 Hysterical (and Still Relevant) Quotes From Groucho MarxJanuary 28, 2011 at 5:00 am
Every once in a while it’s necessary to go back to the classics; books, film, TV shows and of course the people that shaped the world. The other day I dove into a Marx Brothers mini-marathon. Still just as funny today as when they debuted over fifty years ago. Timeless one-liners, spot on delivery...
AM Hot Links – Drunk Eating, Break-Ups and Pets DreamingJanuary 28, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about the dumb ways to handle your drunk appetite.
There is nothing I won’t eat when I’m hammered. It’s amazing. I lose all sense of “things I don’t like” or “things my stomach is not fond of” and just eat the most ridiculous combination of foods and drink. I always know how terrible the food when I attempt to eat it when stone sober. “I ate what last night? Really? And I loved it? Ok, let’s try it now. OH MY GOD IT’S LIKE ROOM TEMPERATURE DOG SH*T! What’s it called? Hummus?”
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7 Ways To Get A Girl To Break Up With You – [Guyism]
A Gallery of Mega Man in Medieval Times – [Unreality]
What Our Pets Are Probably Dreaming About – [Cracked]
Meet Kacey Jordan, the Latest Porn Star to Party with Charlie Sheen – [Bro Bible]
Throwing A Needle Through Glass – [Double Viking]
Charlie Sheen’s Bender — ‘Briefcase’ Full of Cocaine – [TMZ]
Drinking Weed: California Company Creates ‘Canna Cola’ – [AOL News]
There When You Need Him Most – [College Humor]
Suzette Edwards, a Stunner from Down Under – [The Smoking Jacket]
Awesome Invention and Great Band Name: Marijuana Catapult – [Holy Taco]
Ryan Murphy Hates Slash, Too – [The Superficial]
Ryan Fox Looking Like A Younger Elle McPhereson – [DJ Mick]
Every Man’s Worst Nightmare – [Super Booyah]
Lauren Conrad Struts Her Groovy Legs – [Popoholic]
Megan Fox Ditches the Husband and the Long Pants and Looks All Kind of Hot – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Alexa Vega – [Maxim]
Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Missing – [Hollywood Tuna]
Jim Belushi Needs the Money – [Warming Glow]
January Jones In A Out Of Style Bikini – [Celeb Jihad]
Sexy News Anchors Distract Male Viewers – [The Frisky]