Place You’ve Probably Never Been: ShanghaiJanuary 18, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Any chance of going to distance and exotic locales was squashed about nine months ago. I had a kid. Maybe someday I can travel to all the places I’ve seen on TV, but until he is at least in high school, I’ll just have to travel the world on shows like No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain...
PM Hot Links – Movie Babysitters, Superman and Jennifer Love Mom JeansJanuary 18, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read the 7 best babysitters in movies.
Movies WERE my babysitter. Through a couple VHS tapes into the machine (not all at the same time) and I’d be pacified for hours. Sometimes I’d watch the same movie three times in a row. I don’t have that type of patience anymore. I can’t even make it through a commercial break without flipping the channel and forgetting what the hell I was watching. This is why I use ADD meds. See, you thought you were getting links. You got a peek into the house of Chris.
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50 Pictures Taken at the Right MomentJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:30 am
I’m not a photography buff or anything like that but I can certainly appreciate a fine picture like anyone else. I especially love the kinds of photos that seem “unreal.” It’s almost as if a human is doing something superhuman or a scene that looks like it could only be created...
Claire Danes Regretz, Like, Not Finishin’ More SchoolJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:00 am
It’s probably easier to look back on a life when you’re successful and think “I should have done this, that and this” because when you snap back into reality you’re still successful. As a homeless man about regrets and it will involve life decisions, love decisions and the dump he took in...
7 Amazing Sound Effects From Star WarsJanuary 18, 2011 at 6:00 am
I don’t think I need to go into how awesome the whole Star Wars franchise is. Obviously that’s a given. With the exception of Jar Jar Binks most of the franchise is virtually flawless. And to get into all the things we love about the movies would probably take up a good portion of...
6 Thoughts Going Through Mickey Rourke’s Mind In This PhotoJanuary 18, 2011 at 5:00 am
Here is Mickey Rourke, coming out of either a late dinner with friends or a coffin for some late night neck biting. Mickey is not looking his best these day, those the last time he looked his best, Milli Vanilli was teaching the world to dance and sing. Sort of. Mickey has an interesting expression...
AM Hot Links – Mr. T Impersonators, Drunk Tourists and Pantless MenJanuary 18, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 25 funny Mr. T impersonators.
It’s amazing how some pop culture references can stand the test of time. Mr. T was at the height of his popularity almost thirty years ago yet people today still dress like him, make reference to him and poke fun at him all these years later. It makes a person wonder which pop culture icons of today will still have an impact thirty years from now? Wow, I just got way to deep in thought. Need something to clear the head. Poopy. There, much better.
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5 Ways Science Could Make Us Immortal – [Cracked]
Naked, Drunk Florida Keys Tourist Gets Tasered 3 Times – [Bro Bible]
This Kid Has A Future In Dancing – [Double Viking]
Joan Rivers — Sarah Palin Is ‘Stupid and a Threat’ – [TMZ]
Pantless Man Allegedly Asks Drive-Thru Worker to Hold His ‘Whopper’ – [AOL News]
Lacrosse Halftime Show Includes Lap Dances – [Guyism]
Seasonal Beers for College – [College Humor]
Fast Holsters Let You Have Guns In Every Room – [TruTV]
Is This Hot or Not: Witch Doctor Nicki Minaj – [The Smoking Jacket]
Ricky Gervais’ Opening Monologue At The Golden Globes Skewers Hollywood – [The Frisky]
25 Things That Look Like Dildos – [Holy Taco]
Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, Also Blonde – [The Superficial]
Out & About With Golden Globe Party Girl Hayden Panettiere – [DJ Mick]
How Not To Shovel Snow – [Super Booyah]
Megan Fox Gets Her Own Golden Globes Post – [Popoholic]
Wonder How Britney Spears Comeback Tour Conditioning Program Is Going – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Jennifer Ferrin – [Maxim]
Mila Kunis Gives Me Sexy Looks – [Hollywood Tuna]
What the What Now? – [Warming Glow]
Scarlett Johansson Upskirt Pic – [Celeb Jihad]
A Gallery Of Homemade Pac-Man CostumesJanuary 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
This weekend while cleaning out a desk drawer I came across a picture from a third grade costume contest. I was Pac-Man. My mom spent a month on the costume. I didn’t win. That didn’t piss me off until now. I can’t believe I didn’t win! It ruled. I mean how many other people...
PM Hot Links – Planned Cities, Elmo The Stud And Video Games That Need MoviesJanuary 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read the 6 most insane cities ever planned.
I’m going to need a couple miles of land to plan my own city. Nothing big, maybe about 20 miles or so where I can erect buildings, put in roads and plan housing for the people I’ll allow to live in my town. The hard part will be naming the place. Christown? Illuminativille? Chris York City. This might need to be put to a vote. Ha! Got you! This isn’t a democracy. This is Christopia! Work peasants!
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25 Amazing Pictures of Bora BoraJanuary 17, 2011 at 11:30 am
Welcome to the beautiful island of Bora Bora. It is perhaps the closest thing to Heaven on Earth that we will ever get to. In case you don’t know, it’s part of French Polynesia that France claimed in 1843. It has ridiculously gorgeous blue lagoons and coral reefs. Bottom line,...
Where They At? Josh SavianoJanuary 17, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Josh Saviano Where you know him from: Saviano’s first television...