The lonely housewives of America gone wild.

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Do I really want to make fun of a 10-year-old? It’s a little low even for my standards yet something really needs to be said about the daughter (it’s a girl right?) of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. Especially because she is ten going on thirty and wearing garbage bags and Caution tape to a music...

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In a pinch you can always give someone your cat for Christmas.  Which is nice…

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I’m gonna go ahead and make a gutsy call here.  I think that Christian Bale is the white Will Smith.  What do you guys think about that?  Seriously.  Give it a moment.  Aside from not being a music or television star and starting off as a rapper, they’re pretty similar.  All jokes...

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The Dr. Seuss classics The Cat In The Hat and How The Grinch Stole Christmas both enjoyed big screen adaptation. So which Seuss story is next hit the big screen? A host of A-List stars have signed on to a new project that will bring Dr. Seuss to the big screen.Zac Efron, Danny DeVito and Hangover star...

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Click the photo to read the top 10 reasons Thanksgiving Eve is the best bar night of the year.

The night before Thanksgiving is now the biggest party day of the year. Bigger than New Year’s Eve. Bigger than the Super Bowl. Bigger than my birthday. It’s the night everyone heads out to pound a couple beers before Turkey Day. People assume it’s because people want to catch up old friends or hit past hangouts to just let loose for the first time in a long time. Nope. It’s to get piss drunk so hanging out with the family the next day isn’t so bad.

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The 10 Sexiest Cooking Videos Of All Time – [Manofest]
10 Gifts We’d Like To Give Kim Zolciak At Her Baby Shower – [The Frisky]
Today’s Girl: Anne Hathaway – [Maxim]
The Audible Monologue of a 63-Year-Old Woman Watching ‘The Walking Dead’ for the First Time – [Holy Taco]
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Fergie Drops Some Sweet Tanned Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
The Ugliest Billion Dollar Home – [Uncoached]
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Hollywood’s Most Hair-Raising Car Chases – [The Smoking Jacket]
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Yes, That Painted South Florida Fan Is About To Pick His Nose And Eat It – [Busted Coverage]
Have Yourself A Sexy Pocahontas On Thanksgiving – [DJ Mick]
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Oprah’s Audience Is Terrifying and Insane – [Warming Glow]
Miley Cyrus Supports Hanging Of Blasphemous Woman – [Celeb Jihad]
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It’s very, very rare for me to fall asleep in public. The only exceptions are ridiculously long plane flights and the beach if it gets hot enough. Other than that, I’m usually too damn uncomfortable and much too aware of my surroundings. Especially when traveling via public transportation....

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Click the photo to view 10 amazing IPhone auto-correct fails.

Here is one plus about the auto-correct: it might be able to save you when you say something dumb. For example, take the text conversation above. Suppose he really didn’t mean to say “divorce” or “Disney” but was drunk and meant to text the word “dildo”. He can now blame auto-correct. He really should have blame Jack Daniels and deep sexual oppression.

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It’s one of those conversations that people who just smoked a joint would have.  But seriously, it’s a legitimate serious thought.  I mean how in the hell was the NYC Subway system built?  We know technically how it was built yes but philosophically it’s kind of a mind turner isn’t...

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To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and possibly never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Michelle Thomas How...

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It don’t matter if you’re black or white

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The funniest thing about the job of blogging (and there are many) is the creation of lists. Anyone can create a list on any topic (For example – 10 Songs That Would Make For A Great Background to Torture) and cultivate the list based solely on personal opinion. That list will often elicit comments...

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Someone knew what they were doing Anyone who knows who Jeremy Piven is might know that his hair looks just a bit different now than it did some years ago. How so? He has more now. In fact it’s my contention he practically looks younger now than in the movie Lucas which was filmed in 1986....

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