If You Park This, You’re Probably An A**holeJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The celebration of the new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet comes to a close with a gallery of awful parking jobs. Bad parking jobs can ruin my day. Even when they don’t affect me personally. If I see someone parked like a d-bag, it just drives me nuts. It’s usually because the park job...
PM Hot Links – Dirty Movies, Pantless Subway Rides and Basketball ProdigiesJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see the 30 dirtiest mainstream movie titles of all time.
I’m positive that people know exactly what they are doing when they give products and movies odd names. It’s just another way of creating buzz. Are you gonna remember the name of this Denzel Washington movie? Probably not. What if we named it Inside Man. Giggle. That’s funny. Yes, I’ll remember it now. It’s because we are all slightly perverted. Sad but true.
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A Collection of Awesome Protest SignsJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:30 am
Protests have been popular in one way or another for centuries. It’s an excellent form of expressions and means to get a point across. Sometimes the protest can be effective and sometimes it sucks. But it’s always fun when you get people who are exceptionally creative with their signs. ...
Would You Rather? with Comedian Felipe EsparzaJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:00 am
This week, comedian Felipe Esparza joins us for a rousing game of Would You Rather? Esparza just won last season of Last Comic Standing and his latest album “What’s Up Fool?” is available on Amazon and iTunes. Let’s get this rolling. EgoTV: Would you rather? For the next year...
MTV to Launch New “Comedy Awards” Bringing Number Of Unwatchable Awards Shows To “All Of Them”January 11, 2011 at 8:00 am
People complain that baseball keeps too many stats. Someone is always leading the league in some odd category. Most two-out hits in a night game versus a left-handed pitcher not born in the United States. Bet there is a stat for that. It’s the same with Hollywood. Everyone thinks they deserve an award...
I’m Pretty Sure if You Like These Popular Shows I Wouldn’t Like YouJanuary 11, 2011 at 6:00 am
There are some things I simply don’t understand about America. One of these things is clearly their choice in television programs. Hell I understand the need to watch fights on Jerry Springer. I mean you know the show sucks but at least it’s entertaining. Same goes for Jersey Shore. ...
7 A**hole Moves Only Celebs Can Pull OffJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:00 am
In my new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet (available in stores and online today!), I discuss how to act should a person ever come in contact with a celebrity they don’t particularly care for. It’s basically how to out a**hole the more famous a**hole. It’s a tough move, but definitely something...
AM Hot Links – Vacations, “I Am Rich” App and Why The Dark Side Will Always WinJanuary 11, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read 7 ways to survive a vacation with your significant other.
If you can’t survive a couple days on vacation with your partner you really shouldn’t be together. If anything, on vacation is the EASIEST time to get along. No work, no stress and no crap to do around the house. If you’re fighting on vacation, it’s not really a vacation, it’s a “let’s see if we can salvage this relationship” trip. If you’re yelling at each other on the shuffleboard court, time to move along.
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The “I Am Rich” App Comes to Windows Phones – [Uncoached]
Honest Food Prep Instructions – [College Humor]
Buy a Car With Meth – [TruTV]
5 Scientific Reasons The Dark Side Will Always Win – [Cracked]
An Important Message From Shay the UK Bombshell – [The Smoking Jacket]
9 Celebrity Couples Who’ve Guest Starred Together – [The Frisky]
25 Completely Wrong Pics of Women Breastfeeding Animals – [Holy Taco]
Lindsay Lohan is Taking Awesome Care of That Range Rover – [The Superficial]
Sarah Shahi Work Out Photos Will Have You In A Sweat – [DJ Mick]
Hospital-Gown-Hating Cancer Survivor Invents Her Own – [Aol News]
Billie Jean By Senior Citizens – [Super Booyah]
Jessica Alba Struts Her Hot Mama Stuff, Gets A Parking Ticket – [Popoholic]
Five Insanely Sexy Photos of Olivia Munn – [BroBible]
Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Are Angel White Hot – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Hayden Panettiere – [Maxim]
The Eventual Fate Of Earth – [Ned Hardy]
Victoria Silvstedt Is Still In Her Bikini – [Hollywood Tuna]
Georgia Tech Softball Coach Gets All NSFW With These Mirror Photos – [Busted Coverage]
America’s Next Top Hobo – [Warming Glow]
6 Hilariously Botched Suicide Attempts – [Fork Party]
Now You See Me, Now You Sort Of Don’tJanuary 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Every once in while a person would love to just disappear in a moment. By that I mean, you just want to get away from the situation without anyone noticing you’ve left. Maybe it’s an odd dinner party, terrible work meeting or just a date gone bad. If only you could hide, but never really...
PM Hot Links – Horn Man, NFL Jobs and Odd Comic Book StoriesJanuary 10, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about a Chinese man that sprouted 3-inch horn from his head.
It’s about time people started to adapt to their environment again. Just like the cavemen! More humans need horns. Although that’s not what I was hoping to grow. I’m wishing for a huge spike out of my hand or maybe even my lower body be half rhino. Something really cool. I did drugs in college, why do you ask?
Horn-y people welcome on the EgoTV Facebook page.
Biggest Loser Before and AftersJanuary 10, 2011 at 11:30 am
We all know the show. We all get warm feelings in our heart when contestants lose all that weight on The Biggest Loser. Unfortunately what they don’t tell you is that the majority of the people on the show put the weight back on. Still though, it’s pretty motivating to see the before...