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  • I’m Pretty Sure if You Like These Popular Shows I Wouldn’t Like You

    I’m Pretty Sure if You Like These Popular Shows I Wouldn’t Like You

    January 11, 2011 at 6:00 am

    There are some things I simply don’t understand about America.  One of these things is clearly their choice in television programs.  Hell I understand the need to watch fights on Jerry Springer.  I mean you know the show sucks but at least it’s entertaining.   Same goes for Jersey Shore. ...

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  • 7 A**hole Moves Only Celebs Can Pull Off

    7 A**hole Moves Only Celebs Can Pull Off

    January 11, 2011 at 5:00 am

    In my new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet (available in stores and online today!), I discuss how to act should a person ever come in contact with a celebrity they don’t particularly care for. It’s basically how to out a**hole the more famous a**hole. It’s a tough move, but definitely something...

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  • AM Hot Links – Vacations, “I Am Rich” App and Why The Dark Side Will Always Win

    AM Hot Links – Vacations, “I Am Rich” App and Why The Dark Side Will Always Win

    January 11, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 7 ways to survive a vacation with your significant other.

    If you can’t survive a couple days on vacation with your partner you really shouldn’t be together. If anything, on vacation is the EASIEST time to get along. No work, no stress and no crap to do around the house. If you’re fighting on vacation, it’s not really a vacation, it’s a “let’s see if we can salvage this relationship” trip. If you’re yelling at each other on the shuffleboard court, time to move along.

    Take a vacation on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    The “I Am Rich” App Comes to Windows Phones – [Uncoached]
    Honest Food Prep Instructions – [College Humor]
    Buy a Car With Meth – [TruTV]
    5 Scientific Reasons The Dark Side Will Always Win – [Cracked]
    An Important Message From Shay the UK Bombshell – [The Smoking Jacket]
    9 Celebrity Couples Who’ve Guest Starred Together – [The Frisky]
    25 Completely Wrong Pics of Women Breastfeeding Animals – [Holy Taco]
    Lindsay Lohan is Taking Awesome Care of That Range Rover – [The Superficial]
    Sarah Shahi Work Out Photos Will Have You In A Sweat – [DJ Mick]
    Hospital-Gown-Hating Cancer Survivor Invents Her Own – [Aol News]
    Billie Jean By Senior Citizens – [Super Booyah]
    Jessica Alba Struts Her Hot Mama Stuff, Gets A Parking Ticket – [Popoholic]
    Five Insanely Sexy Photos of Olivia Munn – [BroBible]
    Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures Are Angel White Hot – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Hayden Panettiere – [Maxim]
    The Eventual Fate Of Earth – [Ned Hardy]
    Victoria Silvstedt Is Still In Her Bikini – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Georgia Tech Softball Coach Gets All NSFW With These Mirror Photos – [Busted Coverage]
    America’s Next Top Hobo – [Warming Glow]
    6 Hilariously Botched Suicide Attempts – [Fork Party]
    

  • Now You See Me, Now You Sort Of Don’t

    Now You See Me, Now You Sort Of Don’t

    January 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Every once in while a person would love to just disappear in a moment. By that I mean, you just want to get away from the situation without anyone noticing you’ve left. Maybe it’s an odd dinner party, terrible work meeting or just a date gone bad. If only you could hide, but never really...

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  • PM Hot Links – Horn Man, NFL Jobs and Odd Comic Book Stories

    PM Hot Links – Horn Man, NFL Jobs and Odd Comic Book Stories

    January 10, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about a Chinese man that sprouted 3-inch horn from his head.

    It’s about time people started to adapt to their environment again. Just like the cavemen! More humans need horns. Although that’s not what I was hoping to grow. I’m wishing for a huge spike out of my hand or maybe even my lower body be half rhino. Something really cool. I did drugs in college, why do you ask?

    Horn-y people welcome on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

  • Biggest Loser Before and Afters

    Biggest Loser Before and Afters

    January 10, 2011 at 11:30 am

    We all know the show.  We all get warm feelings in our heart when contestants lose all that weight on The Biggest Loser.   Unfortunately what they don’t tell you is that the majority of the people on the show put the weight back on. Still though, it’s pretty motivating to see the before...

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  • Where They At? Bryton McClure

    Where They At? Bryton McClure

    January 10, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Bryton McClure Where you know him from: Bryton McClure (now Bryton...

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  • Talking Nonsense To Strangers

    Talking Nonsense To Strangers

    January 10, 2011 at 10:00 am

    When common sense loses to no sense

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  • WTF Jeopardy Bet

    WTF Jeopardy Bet

    January 10, 2011 at 8:00 am

    He’s too smart for his own good.

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  • Fight Club: The Musical…Because Why Not At This Point?

    Fight Club: The Musical…Because Why Not At This Point?

    January 10, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Is there a need for fresh and new musicals and Broadways shows? Has the theater-going public had enough of Rogers and Hammerstein and Rent so they’re clamoring for Spider-Man dancing and almost dying and a musical about a secret club of men kicking the crap out of one another for giggles? This ain’t...

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  • The 15 Hottest All Girl Bands of All Time

    The 15 Hottest All Girl Bands of All Time

    January 10, 2011 at 6:00 am

    A little while ago Rock the List came out with this 42 girl band pictorial. While I thought the list was pretty solid, 42 seemed like an awfully high number. And sure enough, not even half of the pictures were of the hot quality we’ve all come to know and love here on Ego. So I decided to...

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  • 6 Celebs That Need To Stop Working Out So Much

    6 Celebs That Need To Stop Working Out So Much

    January 10, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Every celebrity should be in shape. There are no excuses. It’s part of the business. They make enough money that they can afford at least a gym membership and dietitian. Some celebs take it a little too far. They workout a little too much and a little longer than they really should. Here are...

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  • AM Hot Links – Teacher Attacks, College Students and Grandma Chugs Four Loko

    AM Hot Links – Teacher Attacks, College Students and Grandma Chugs Four Loko

    January 10, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about six girls arrested for Facebook event “Attack a Teacher Day.”

    This story doesn’t shock me. What shocks me is that is that it doesn’t happen more often. Kids have complete access to one another at all times. Remember when you wanted to hang out with a friend, you called their house, and if they didn’t answer that was the end of it? Now kids can text, call a cell, email, Facebook and reach each other eight hundred other ways. Organizing a massive gang to do anything seems pretty damn easy. Guess I’ll have to quite that event page now though.

    Teachers welcome on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    College Students are Like Pokemon – [College Humor]
    Michael Caine’s Terrible Michael Caine Impression – [Unreality]
    My Grandma Chugs Four Loko, How About Yours? – [TruTV]
    5 Things TV Writers Apparently Believe About Smart People – [Cracked]
    11 Albums We Can’t Wait For In 2011 – [The Frisky]
    A Story about the Strangest Subway Argument Ever – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Pics of Keith Richards Looking Like Grim Death – [Holy Taco]
    ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah is in a Bikini, And Those Are Definitely Implants – [The Superficial]
    Glamour Girl Brittany Gets Wet – [DJ Mick]
    Cops: Man Arrested for Making Explosive Sex Toy – [Aol News]
    The Chicago Bears Band – [Super Booyah]
    Megan Fox Sizzles In Madame Figaro – [Popoholic]
    VIDEO: Alexander Ovechkin’s Incredible Mid-Spill Goal – [BroBible]
    GQ Magazine Salutes Victoria’s Secret; We Raise Our Own Flags to Full Staff – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Madeline Zima – [Maxim]
    The 7 Worst Legal Defenses Ever Attempted – [Guyism]
    10 Logical Reasons To Have Sex – [Ned Hardy]
    Irina Shayk’s Sexy Swimwear Collection – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Video: Fat Chick Fight! – [Busted Coverage]
    Superman Porn Trailer Features Hot Zod Action (SFW) – [Gamma Squad]