Click the photo to see 7 people that will ruin your Thanksgiving dinner.

I’ll add another person to the list of people that ruin Thanksgiving: Joe Buck. The Dallas game is usually on right around dinner time and I’ve got to listen to that fool talk while I try to jam as much stuffing down my throat as humanly possible just to dull the pain. Never works. Maybe this time I should shove it in my ears. Of course, we could just MUTE the television but that would be entirely too sane. Stuffing in the ears is much more our style. Happy Thanksgiving to all!

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I’m sure many of you have heard the term “Engrish.”   It refers to when foreign countries try to speak English but it gets really really messed up.  This is most common on store and street signs where most of us Americans will think “what in the world are they trying to say?” Well...

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There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Turducken A turducken is a dish consisting of a de-boned chicken stuffed into a de-boned duck, which is then stuffed into a de-boned turkey. The cavity of the chicken/game...

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It doesn’t get any more redneck than this.

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A person, or several people, must have a huge wad of money invested in this Ke$ha broad. It’s the only reason I can come up with that she is still famous or on the cover of magazines. Either that, or, she is related to someone else famous and this is all nepotism. Whatever, on this Thanksgiving...

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Is Snoopy a clown? Does he amuse you?

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Is everyone getting ready for Thanksgiving?  I for one cannot wait to fall asleep at like 6 o’clock while football is on.  However, each individual must do their own Thanksgiving and live it in their own ways.   Some people love to pass out and others enjoy to be all family like and sit around...

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Thanksgiving Eve is a huge party night. Old friends gather together at the local bar, recall stories and people of the past, and thankfully drink to another year of blessings. Sounds like a Norman Rockwell painting. It ain’t. The bars are crowded. The drinks are overpriced even though you’ve paid...

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Click the photo to read 7 things from America that are insanely popular overseas.

Can anyone think of a food that is huge overseas that also made it big over in the US? My mind is blank. Maybe some type of candy or breakfast cereal? It’s for this reason (international treats) that I often browse the International aisle at the grocery store. Maybe us stuck up Americans are missing a real treat. Like those orange-tinted cookies. They look rather delicious. I think I’ll….HOLY CRAP THEY TASTE LIKE PINE TAR. And not the high end pine tar. I’ll stick to those American elves in the tree.

Many overseas sensation start on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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Some people love giving hugs. Some people love asking for hugs. If only the givers hung around more with the needers. The world would be a better place. The best thing about hugs is they are free. Well, they are free when the sign says as much. There could be a charge after the fact. Only hug people...

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Click the photo to see the 20 funniest real estate agent names of all time .

Having an embarrassing name is easily fixable; just legally change your name. Having an ugly face isn’t easy to fix. That’s when I feel bad for real estate agents. The more successful you are, the more your ugly face shows up on signs around town. If you’re hot and do real estate you’ve won the career lottery. Hot people sell more houses. If I see a hot chick on a real estate sign I’ll go to the open house even if I’m not even looking to move. Plus the free food.

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I wish I were one of the people who came up with a concept as simple as “People of Walmart.”   It’s one of those sites that picked up millions of viewers in literally less than a month.   Same goes for sites like Awkward Family Photos which I’m now hearing is going to turn...

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This week, Phil Villarreal joins EgoTV for his turn at “Would You Rather?” Phil is the author of Secrets of a Stingy Scoundrel: 100 Dirty Little Money-Grubbing Secrets EgoTV: Would You Rather? Wake up to find you’ve grown non-removeable C-cup breasts OR that your testicles have disappeared? Phil...

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