If there’s one thing I can’t stand in today’s world it’s when I see an awesome movie trailer and the movie comes far from delivering.  Now, I don’t know if we’re quite there yet but the emergence of video game trailers puts a little fear into me.  Why?  Because...

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The amazing thing about Hollywood is that no idea or project ever really dies. Unlike other companies or corporations, if someone has an idea but it just doesn’t work, it gets shot down and usually never brought up again. Not in Hollywood. The people connected to a project come and go but an idea...

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Click the photo to read The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons.

A great thing about cartoons is there is so much going on in the background that it takes two or three viewings to really get all the jokes and gags. Unless you’re an uber dork that soaks it all in on the first viewing. I admire those people. Can’t function in life but have every Simpsons show and gag memorized. I’m just kidding, I don’t admire those people. They need to be institutionalized. Soon.

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VIDEO: Here’s the Spectacular Oklahoma State Interception Everyone’s Talking About – [BroBible]
7 Planes Perfectly Designed (To Kill The People Flying Them) – [Cracked]
Girl Wears Bikini Through Airport Security – [Manofest]
Why Some Women Stay Wide Awake While Getting Breast Implants – [The Frisky]
Fine Ladies With Food – [Maxim]
25 Socially Maladjusted Snowmen – [Holy Taco]
Guy Accidentally Shows His Junk During Condo Tour – [Regretful Morning]
Anne Hathaway Topless Pictures from ‘Love and Other Drugs’ [NSFW] – [Egotastic]
The Most Important People On The Internet – [The Superficial]
Kelly Brook’s Awesome Thanksgiving Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
Now That’s How you End a Football Game – [Uncoached]
Your Awesome Pad (and How it Can Be Made to Not Frighten Others) – [Double Viking]
Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them – [The Smoking Jacket]
Victoria Justice Hits The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade – [Popoholic]
Ohio State Mirror Lake Swim Photos (Including Chick With A Wardrobe Malfunction) – [Busted Coverage]
Introducing Country Girl Serenity Eden – [DJ Mick]
Crazy Black Friday Videos – [Gunaxin]
Hip-Hop Christmas Penguins – [Warming Glow]
Mad Men’s January Jones In Her Underwear – [Celeb Jihad]
This Hot Blonde Will Help Cure Your Thanksgiving Hangover – [Caveman Circus]

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It’s your birthday. The only day where you’re the center of attention for about eight hours. Unless you share it with another family member or Jesus. Man, a Christmas birthday must suck. Anyway, since it’s your day, you’re allowed to make odd demands. There is nothing selfish...

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Click the photo to see the 10 craziest Black Friday videos of all time.

The baby getting sick got me out of having to stand in line at 3am this Black Friday. I owe him one. I was dreading the idea the second after my wife mentioned it a couple weeks ago. There are only three reasons to get up at 3am; use the bathroom, someone is breaking into the house or the chick’s husband just got home. I don’t care how great the deal is for an electric toothbrush.

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Hip Hop is an interesting animal.  You just know know what is going to sell.  I mean right now 50 cent is using a little kid with glasses to up sell his brand.  Who in the hell knows what’s next?  But it’s also funny to look back at some of the stuff people pulled before. Honestly, hese...

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Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Charlie Sheen 1. Throws right-handed but hits women with his left hand 2. His favorite...

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Every Star Wars nut would love to own a piece of franchise history, like the Darth Vader costume from The Empire Strikes Back, but the price is high with this one (an estimated starting bid of around $250K). An original costume of the heavy-breathing “Star Wars” villain didn’t sell...

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Some of you may have read over this and not paid attention but I’m definitely paying attention.  Knowing that Backstreet Boys and New Kids will be touring is something that simply doesn’t occur. Honestly I don’t have a clue what to expect but I do expect something considerable. ...

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The other day someone brought it to my attention that former Full House cast member Andrea Barber, who played Kimmy Gibbler, was on Twitter. I wasn’t surprised at the fact that a secondary star from an 80’s TV show had a web presence but I was shocked when I figured out that the Olsen Twins weren’t...

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Click the photo to read 10 shocking turkey mishaps.

According to a trivia question on my local radio station, an estimated 12,000 people will call the Butterball turkey hotline with questions about how to properly cook their Thanksgiving turkey. It’s no surprise that people end up burning down their house, or worse, if they’ve got to a call a helpline to cook. They only had 364 days to prepare to cook the bird. Nothing waiting until the last minute. Now their perfectly good dinner, and half of their trailer home, is ruined. Get on the phone right now and figure out how to tackle that Christmas ham.

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7 Movie Badasses (Who Completely Fail To Deliver) – [Cracked]
The White Trashiest Family Photo Ever Taken – [Guyism]
Charles Bronson Kills Hipsters – [Manofest]
Thanksgiving Food Porn: That’s One Saucy Cranberry – [The Frisky]
Today’s Girl: Sarah Hyland – [Maxim]
25 Animal Fatties – [Holy Taco]
Chanel Preston Will Help You Burn Calories – [Regretful Morning]
Irina Shayk (Covered) Nude Pictures in GQ Spain Are Utterly Sextacular – [Egotastic]
Bristol Palin: ‘Prayer Got Me Through Dancing With The Stars’ – [The Superficial]
I’m Thankful For Girls Like Tila Tequila – [Hollywood Tuna]
A Collection of Awesome “School” Pictures – [Uncoached]
Kinetic Hot Wheel Sculpture – [Double Viking]
Have You Met Sisters Justene and Dawn Jaro? – [The Smoking Jacket]
Avril Lavigne Still Exists, Still Looks Like She Did In 2002 – [Popoholic]
A BC Investigation: West Virginia Cheerleaders Are Drunk, Topless, Stretchy & So Much Fun! – [Busted Coverage]
Alyssa Campanella Crowned Miss California 2011 – [DJ Mick]
Remind Me Not To Cheat On This Professor’s Exams – [Ned Hardy]
Shih Tzu With Shoes: Shoe Tzu! – [Warming Glow]
Chris Brown Finally Done Being Persecuted – [Celeb Jihad]
These Girls Will Put Your Six Pack, Coors Light Pot Belly To Shame – [Caveman Circus]

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The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade was a tradition in my house. My family and I would watch every Turkey Day morning. Then I went to college, discovered beer, and missed about ten parades in a row. Now I back!! Only because my 8-month-old son makes me get up so early. But I don’t mind. Now...

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I’m sure you’ll ignore my warning about going out to drink tonight. It’s fine. I’m used to being ignored. But if there is one thing you do this Thanksgiving Eve, it’s stop to appreciate the look, smell and touch of beer before you throw it down your wide open gullet. If...

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