AM Hot Links – Old Aphrodisiacs, Valentine’s Faux Pas and The Ways To Kill MarioFebruary 11, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 7 sexy alternatives to boring old aphrodisiacs.
“It’s better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac. A couple sips of this love potion and she’ll be on your lap.” Can you name the song? Funky Cold Medina by Tone Loc. It was my prom song. Just kidding, I was home schooled. I did have a prom though. I took my sister. Second base. Oh yeah.
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The 7 Most Common Valentine’s Day Faux Pas – [Guyism]
Lil Wayne’s Strip Club RAIN STORM — On Tape!!! – [TMZ]
6 Jobs You Won’t Believe You Can Outsource – [Cracked]
Every Way Mario Can Die – [Unreality]
‘Captain America’ Trailer Gets Mashed-Up w/ ‘Team America: World Police’ Song – [Bro Bible]
13 Sex Toys Too Baffling to Enjoy – [Sex Toys]
Vatican Says iPhone App Can’t Forgive Sins – [AOL News]
Least Popular Valentine’s Day Cards – [College Humor]
Our 10 Favorite Dads on YouTube – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 Disturbing Teddy Bears – [Holy Taco]
Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Movie Premiere – [The Superficial]
Jung Yuri Gives Us A Lovely Leg Show – [DJ Mick]
We Need A National Anthem Fail Montage – [Super Booyah]
Vanessa Hudgens Sizzles In Details – [Popoholic]
Yvonne Strahovski Strikes Hot Poses for Australian Cosmo – [Egotastic]
Cover Girl Michelle Trachtenberg – [Maxim]
Alessandra Ambrosio Tightens Things Up – [Hollywood Tuna]
These People Are Terrible – [Warming Glow]
Katy Perry Caught Getting Photoshopped – [Celeb Jihad]
Man Discovers New Hiding Place For Drugs – [The Frisky]
Toupee or Not Toupee? That Is The QuestionFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I’ve got hair. Even if I didn’t, I’d never wear a wig. It’s pointless. People know it’s a hat of hair and no one is ever fooled. The only fool is the poor guy that paid all this money for a head carpet. Here is a gallery of painfully obvious hairpieces.
PM Hot Links – NFL Lockout, Old Clowns and Dumb BurglersFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Click the photo to read about five essential purchases for surviving the impending NFL lockout.
Does anyone really believe there will be an NFL lockout? Never. Too much money to be lost. If the NFL does lockout it would be huge for the NBA and NHL because then ESPN would have nothing better to talk about but their awful sports.
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Katy Perry And Russell Brand Having Marriage Issues Because Katy Perry Just Realized She Is Married To Russell BrandFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:00 am
Katy Perry is looking for a good marriage counselor. Specifically one that can tackle such a long relationship and wonder where it all went wrong. Aside from “right in the damn beginning.” Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may already be hitting a bump. In January, just...
A Collection of Fun Little CupcakesFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:00 am
What is it about cupcakes that everyone is so enamored with? Is it that they’re small? I’m pretty sure that’s the #1 reason people love cupcakes. It’s just a tiny, cute little version of a piece of cake. You feel less guilty eating them and they always seem to bring a...
Eight Great “Before They Were Famous” Celebrity CommercialsFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:00 am
There’s just something interesting about celebrities before they were celebrities isn’t there? It’s not like any of you would care what I was doing 10 years ago before I was doing this. Then again if I were famous perhaps you would. But since I’m not the subject of this article...
AM Hot Links – TV Alcoholics, Perverted Artists and Poop Eating [Yup]February 10, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about the 7 best TV characters who are technically alcoholics.
There is good reason there are so many alcoholics on television. It’s because there are so many alcoholics in real chances. Chances are you know one, you probably just don’t know you know one. I bet you work with them. Think of all the people you work with. Statistically there has to be a drunk in the group. Unless you’re the drunk. The first step is admitting your problem. The second step is to get up off the floor.
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Lindsay — My WHITE Dress Stands for INNOCENCE – [TMZ]
6 Famous Artists You Didn’t Know Were Perverts – [Cracked]
14 Dumb Valentine’s Day Traditions – [TruTV]
The Unseen Side of Being a Trooper – [Unreality]
VIDEO: Rutgers’ Student Gets Punched in the Face By a Cop – [Bro Bible]
Johnny Mac Trick Shot Quarterback – [Double Viking]
Yoga Teacher, 90, Aims for World Record – [AOL News]
SkyMall Products for Valentine’s Day – [College Humor]
Twelve New Sex Positions Inspired By Historical Events – [The Smoking Jacket]
Warning: This is a Video of a Woman That Appears to be Eating Her Own Poop – [Holy Taco]
Kim Kardashian: ‘I Eat Street Meat’ – [The Superficial]
Busty Blonde Bombshell Daisy Dee – [DJ Mick]
Between Two Ferns With Tila Tequila – [Super Booyah]
AnnaLynne McCord’s Disco/Puppy Love/Booty Hotness (Got All That?) – [Popoholic]
Miley Cyrus Drops the Sexy Sideboob Bomb on the Pages of Marie Claire – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Kristen Bell – [Maxim]
“Bikini Girl” aka Katrina Darrell Returns With No Bikini – [Hollywood Tuna]
The Ten Most Justifiably Badass Moments on ‘Justified’ – [Warming Glow]
Selena Gomez Pops Justin Bieber’s Hymen – [Celeb Jihad]
The Ladies Of “The Bachelor” Pose For Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue – [The Frisky]
A Gallery Of Banksy ArtworkFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Banksy is the pseudonym of a British graffiti artist, political activist and painter, whose identity is unconfirmed. His satirical street art and subversive epigrams combine irreverent dark humor with graffiti done in a distinctive stenciling technique. Here is a gallery of his best work.
PM Hot Links – Dora Is INDEED An Explorer, Paula Abdul Is Melting and Power Ranger ClosetsFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about a mom that found porn on a ‘Dora the Explorer’ DVD she bought for her kids.
This DVD is genius. Porn masked as children’s videos. Of course, it’s not for kids, but it’s for dads that can’t go and buy porn anymore or have it laying around the house. Maybe it shouldn’t be wrapped in a Dora DVD box. The kids will want to watch. Maybe it should be packaged in This Old House DVD box sets. No one wants to watch those things.
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Who in the World Buys This Stuff?February 9, 2011 at 11:30 am
In this economy it’s not easy to attract a consumer to your product. You have to both A. have a great product in itself that creates a need and B. You have to have a great marketing campaign that creates the perception that your product is a force and that everyone should have it. Sounds like...
Fad-Tastic! Big Mouth Billy BassFebruary 9, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Big Mouth Billy Bass Big Mouth Billy Bass is an automated, singing prop that resembles a Largemouth Bass. Designed by Gemmy Industries, at first glance, it...