There She Is…Miss America. Minus The Hair.January 12, 2011 at 8:00 am
Kayla Martell is ready to compete for Miss America this weekend. She’s got her speech ready, her routine for the talent portion is flawless and she has packed her swimsuit and heels. All she is missing is her hair. Despite being told by organisers she doesn’t have to don a wig for the Las Vegas...
6 Celebrities I’m Convinced Have “Planned” RelationshipsJanuary 12, 2011 at 6:00 am
It’s a proven fact that there are some relationships in Hollywood that have a “planned” element to them. For example Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. I don’t know the extent of their marriage contract but if you saw the concessions in there you’d want to vomit. Things...
10 Incredibly Disturbing TV CommercialsJanuary 12, 2011 at 5:00 am
Commercials can get you excited, they can piss you off, they can bore you to death and they can even teach you something if you pay attention. These commercials don’t do any of those things. These commercials are in a whole other category; incredibly creepy. Maybe it’s the product, the...
AM Hot Links – Pee Games, Bad Kid’s Movies and The ParanormalJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to how Sega brings gaming to the bathroom with urine-controlled video game.
Can’t guy just pee and leave the Men’s room? I don’t want to read a newspaper, watch TV or play a video game. I just want to take a piss. Here is a game I like to play, it’s called “don’t piss on your own shoe you drunk moron.” So far in a lifetime of playing I’m 0-1 billion. I go through a ton of shoes. It’s not so bad unless I’m wearing flip-flops.
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10 Movies You Loved As a Kid That are Actually Kind of Awful – [Guyism]
Strange People Who Want to Be Animals – [Uncoached]
Ted Williams “Homeless Voice” Detained By LAPD- [TMZ]
5 New Ways to Tie a Tie – [College Humor]
Sexy Celebs Caught Off-Guard With Face On – [TruTV]
6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened) – [Cracked]
Stuff You Should Know: The Paranormal – [The Smoking Jacket]
How To Tell If Your Food Is Food – [The Frisky]
25 Offputting Male Strippers – [Holy Taco]
Scarlett Johansson and Kevin Connolly? – [The Superficial]
Possibly The Worlds Sexiest Scammer – [DJ Mick]
We Need A Fat People Breaking Chairs Montage – [Super Booyah]
AnnaLynne McCord Is One Sexy Avatar Babe – [Popoholic]
The 30 Hottest Twins – [BroBible]
Candice Swanepoel Tops Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog – [Egotastic]
Hottest Women of Country Music – [Maxim]
Cameron Diaz Almost Flashes Some Sideboob – [Hollywood Tuna]
Emo Dog Sings The Blues – [Busted Coverage]
Conan Is a Superhero – [Warming Glow]
If You Park This, You’re Probably An A**holeJanuary 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm
The celebration of the new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet comes to a close with a gallery of awful parking jobs. Bad parking jobs can ruin my day. Even when they don’t affect me personally. If I see someone parked like a d-bag, it just drives me nuts. It’s usually because the park job...
PM Hot Links – Dirty Movies, Pantless Subway Rides and Basketball ProdigiesJanuary 11, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to see the 30 dirtiest mainstream movie titles of all time.
I’m positive that people know exactly what they are doing when they give products and movies odd names. It’s just another way of creating buzz. Are you gonna remember the name of this Denzel Washington movie? Probably not. What if we named it Inside Man. Giggle. That’s funny. Yes, I’ll remember it now. It’s because we are all slightly perverted. Sad but true.
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A Collection of Awesome Protest SignsJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:30 am
Protests have been popular in one way or another for centuries. It’s an excellent form of expressions and means to get a point across. Sometimes the protest can be effective and sometimes it sucks. But it’s always fun when you get people who are exceptionally creative with their signs. ...
Would You Rather? with Comedian Felipe EsparzaJanuary 11, 2011 at 11:00 am
This week, comedian Felipe Esparza joins us for a rousing game of Would You Rather? Esparza just won last season of Last Comic Standing and his latest album “What’s Up Fool?” is available on Amazon and iTunes. Let’s get this rolling. EgoTV: Would you rather? For the next year...
MTV to Launch New “Comedy Awards” Bringing Number Of Unwatchable Awards Shows To “All Of Them”January 11, 2011 at 8:00 am
People complain that baseball keeps too many stats. Someone is always leading the league in some odd category. Most two-out hits in a night game versus a left-handed pitcher not born in the United States. Bet there is a stat for that. It’s the same with Hollywood. Everyone thinks they deserve an award...
I’m Pretty Sure if You Like These Popular Shows I Wouldn’t Like YouJanuary 11, 2011 at 6:00 am
There are some things I simply don’t understand about America. One of these things is clearly their choice in television programs. Hell I understand the need to watch fights on Jerry Springer. I mean you know the show sucks but at least it’s entertaining. Same goes for Jersey Shore. ...
7 A**hole Moves Only Celebs Can Pull OffJanuary 11, 2011 at 5:00 am
In my new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet (available in stores and online today!), I discuss how to act should a person ever come in contact with a celebrity they don’t particularly care for. It’s basically how to out a**hole the more famous a**hole. It’s a tough move, but definitely something...