There was a period for about three to five years where the Slam Dunk Contest took a serious turn for the worse. It was around the time that Cedric Ceballos did that blindfolded crap. Don’t get me wrong, the Dee Brown pumping up of his Reebok’s was funny but it was in that mid to late 90′s...

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The kids are alright. Especially Lindsay Lohan. Not talking about her rehab, though that seems to be going well, but her career is just fine. She allegedly has “hundreds of scripts” to choose from when she gets out of Betty Ford. Ethan Terra – who is co-owner of Lindsay’s mother Dina’s...

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Click the photo to read 30 things a guy should never wear on a first date.

Here is something for men to do on their next first date, since women are so worried about what a man should wear: show up naked and bring clothing options for her to choose. Either 1) she’ll get naked as well and the date will start off with a bang (literally) 2) she will trust your judgment (keeper) and let you pick the outfit or 3) choose your outfit and give you a glimpse into the future that she’ll eventually want to run your life. You’re welcome.

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8 Superpowers That Would Make Everyday Life Awesome – [Guyism]
What’s Worth My Money at a Strip Club? – [BroBible]
Why The Worst PowerPoint Presentations Take Preparation – [Cracked]
The Caveman Blues – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Julianne Hough – [Maxim]
25 Crazy Fruit and Veggie Creations – [Holy Taco]
The 5 Hottest ‘Could Be’ Wonder Woman Babes – [Regretful Morning]
Ivonne Montero Topless Pictures for Continued Telenovela Juice – [Egotastic]
Kim Kardashian is a Tease – [The Superficial]
Jessica Alba Is Still A Hot Piece – [Hollywood Tuna]
Little Kid Owns Adult in Bboy Dance-Off – [Uncoached]
High Speed Camera Through Train Station – [Double Viking]
The Six Sexiest Moments in TSA History So Far – [The Smoking Jacket]
Heidi Klum Still Has It. Sort of. Maybe? – [Popoholic]
Video: Watch Studded Belt Redskins Fan Drop Two Bombs On Fellow Redskins Fan – [Busted Coverage]
Beautiful Girls On The Catwalk To Apply For Office Jobs – [DJ Mick]
Ten Reasons The Heat Don’t Give a Damn – [Gunaxin]
Oscar Telecast To Maybe Not Suck – [Warming Glow]
John Travolta Denies Gay Rumors with Straight Face – [Celeb Jihad]
How Do You Feel About Chicks With Six-Pack Abs? – [Caveman Circus]

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While I do enjoy the artwork and storylines of today’s comic books much better, a part of me does miss the ads that ran in the comics of my youth. Most were standard advertisements for chocolate drinks, bubble gum and Saturday morning TV but a couple were off the wall offers for farm animals,...

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Click the photo to see 10 funny “owned on Facebook” pics.

People complain about other people “oversharing” on Facebook. I think it’s awesome. Before, if a person said something dumb, it was just funny in the moment and then the moment would pass. Now, if they post something dumb, it’s on the internet forever. A nice little screenshot and save and it can be passed around and marveled at for generations to come. God bless you Facebook. You make it so much easier to mock people.

Screenshot strangers on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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Personally I don’t own a pet anymore.  I used to have a dog back when I was a kid and perhaps someday I’ll be a pet owner again.  I mean if anything it keeps you from being lonely.  I don’t know about cats though.  Aren’t they a little evil?  I don’t know man.  I...

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To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and possibly never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Peter Billingsley How...

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Just when you thought she couldn’t get any hotter.

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Regrets. I’ve had a few. But then again, too few to mention. “Weird” Al has about $5 million regrets and they all have to do with a beer endorsement he turned down years ago. The musical prankster told Mojo Magazine that he was offered five million dollars to become the ongoing spokesman for a...

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After awhile a monster gets tired of life on the street.

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If there’s one thing I can’t stand in today’s world it’s when I see an awesome movie trailer and the movie comes far from delivering.  Now, I don’t know if we’re quite there yet but the emergence of video game trailers puts a little fear into me.  Why?  Because...

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The amazing thing about Hollywood is that no idea or project ever really dies. Unlike other companies or corporations, if someone has an idea but it just doesn’t work, it gets shot down and usually never brought up again. Not in Hollywood. The people connected to a project come and go but an idea...

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Click the photo to read The 14 most awesome fake products from The Simpsons.

A great thing about cartoons is there is so much going on in the background that it takes two or three viewings to really get all the jokes and gags. Unless you’re an uber dork that soaks it all in on the first viewing. I admire those people. Can’t function in life but have every Simpsons show and gag memorized. I’m just kidding, I don’t admire those people. They need to be institutionalized. Soon.

Burnings turkeys galore on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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VIDEO: Here’s the Spectacular Oklahoma State Interception Everyone’s Talking About – [BroBible]
7 Planes Perfectly Designed (To Kill The People Flying Them) – [Cracked]
Girl Wears Bikini Through Airport Security – [Manofest]
Why Some Women Stay Wide Awake While Getting Breast Implants – [The Frisky]
Fine Ladies With Food – [Maxim]
25 Socially Maladjusted Snowmen – [Holy Taco]
Guy Accidentally Shows His Junk During Condo Tour – [Regretful Morning]
Anne Hathaway Topless Pictures from ‘Love and Other Drugs’ [NSFW] – [Egotastic]
The Most Important People On The Internet – [The Superficial]
Kelly Brook’s Awesome Thanksgiving Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
Now That’s How you End a Football Game – [Uncoached]
Your Awesome Pad (and How it Can Be Made to Not Frighten Others) – [Double Viking]
Four People Who Shouldn’t (But Do) Have Stuff Named After Them – [The Smoking Jacket]
Victoria Justice Hits The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade – [Popoholic]
Ohio State Mirror Lake Swim Photos (Including Chick With A Wardrobe Malfunction) – [Busted Coverage]
Introducing Country Girl Serenity Eden – [DJ Mick]
Crazy Black Friday Videos – [Gunaxin]
Hip-Hop Christmas Penguins – [Warming Glow]
Mad Men’s January Jones In Her Underwear – [Celeb Jihad]
This Hot Blonde Will Help Cure Your Thanksgiving Hangover – [Caveman Circus]

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