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  • 7 Reasons MySpace Went Bust

    7 Reasons MySpace Went Bust

    January 13, 2011 at 5:00 am

    MySpace recently laid off over 500 employees, cutting staff by 47%. Not surprising. Actually, it’s more surprising that MySpace had almost a thousand employees. The website has been on a slow slide into oblivion for the past few years. Sure it still gets decent traffic, and it’s used by a few million...

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  • AM Hot Links – Cross-dressing Kelsey, Superhero Injuries and Avoiding Small Talk

    AM Hot Links – Cross-dressing Kelsey, Superhero Injuries and Avoiding Small Talk

    January 13, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read how Kelsey Grammer’s a cross-dresser … ex insinuates

    Oh boy. Never divorce a crazy woman unless you’re ready for anything and everything she is going to through at you (literally and figuratively). Cross dressing huh? If it’s true, it’s kind of interesting, but if it’s just something to piss him off well it’s a very interesting approach. Normally the women go with “small package”, “bad in bed” or “very gay.” Cross dressing might insinuate all of the above. Well played, Crazy Camille, well played.

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    The Links

    Would-Be Superhero Breaks Nose in Fight – [AOL News]
    Freddy “FredEx” Mitchell Visits The Millionaire Matchmaker – [HHR]
    Well, hello there, Rachel McAdams – [Guyism]
    Go Japan! Airline to Now Offer Draft Beer – [Uncoached]
    6 Rules for Avoiding Small Talk – [College Humor]
    5 Ways YOU Can Stop Genital Fires – [TruTV]
    9 Famous Movie Villains Who Were Right All Along – [Cracked]
    Lady Tears Are P*nis Kryptonite – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Sex Scandal Teachers: Where Are They Now? – [The Frisky]
    25 Brokedown Hoopties – [Holy Taco]
    Snooki Doesn’t Want To Be Called Snooki – [The Superficial]
    Fantasy Threesome: Aly Michalka And Ashley Tisdale – [DJ Mick]
    Calvin & Hobbes Meets Fight Club – [Super Booyah]
    Blake Lively Looks Slightly “Off” – [Popoholic]
    Tom Hanks’s Son is a College Rapper Named Chet Haze – [BroBible]
    Nicki Minaj Witch Doctor Boobtastic for V-Magazine, Scary or Hot? – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Jennifer Connelly – [Maxim]
    Selena Gomez In Her Sexy Blazer – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Soul Patrol! Taylor Hicks’s Cruise Ship Busted in Drug Raid – [Warming Glow]
    Inappropriate Happy Birthday Video – [Double Viking]

  • A Gallery Of Incredibly Creepy Mannequins

    A Gallery Of Incredibly Creepy Mannequins

    January 12, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Anyone else alarmed at how lifelike store mannequins have become? Is it really necessary to make a clothing purchase? Do I have to see a fake person wearing a shirt to go “man, that would look good on me too?” Especially because few of us are built like a plastic model. Then there are the...

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  • PM Hot Links – Cartoon Lessons, Fat Toads and Being Drunk At Work

    PM Hot Links – Cartoon Lessons, Fat Toads and Being Drunk At Work

    January 12, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 11 dumbest things cartoons have taught us.

    I’ll admit it, I learned a lot more than I should have from cartoons. It’s where I learned about what is funny, how to deliver a one-liner and just exactly when duck and rabbit season start and begin. I’m not ashamed at all. I’m only ashamed that I thought it was possible to get from one place to another by digging underground and it will eventually lead you to a buried treasure. I feel so dumb.

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    The Links


  • A Fun Collection of Hermione Grangers

    A Fun Collection of Hermione Grangers

    January 12, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Given all the Harry Potter craziness over the last ten years and given how I think the whole “Emma Watson” is hot thing is nearly exhausted at this point, it’s becoming difficult to come up with new and innovative Harry Potter topics. But no worries.  The creative minds of today have...

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  • Fad-Tastic! Garbage Pail Kids

    Fad-Tastic! Garbage Pail Kids

    January 12, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Garbage Pail Kids Garbage Pail Kids were a series of trading cards produced by the Topps Company starting in 1985. They were designed to parody the Cabbage Patch...

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  • 1 Year In 2 Minutes

    1 Year In 2 Minutes

    January 12, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Time really does fly by… when you’re editing it.

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  • Light Up Cereal Boxes

    Light Up Cereal Boxes

    January 12, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Silly rabbit, brainwashing is for kids.

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  • There She Is…Miss America. Minus The Hair.

    There She Is…Miss America. Minus The Hair.

    January 12, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Kayla Martell is ready to compete for Miss America this weekend. She’s got her speech ready, her routine for the talent portion is flawless and she has packed her swimsuit and heels. All she is missing is her hair. Despite being told by organisers she doesn’t have to don a wig for the Las Vegas...

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  • 6 Celebrities I’m Convinced Have “Planned” Relationships

    6 Celebrities I’m Convinced Have “Planned” Relationships

    January 12, 2011 at 6:00 am

    It’s a proven fact that there are some relationships in Hollywood that have a “planned” element to them.  For example Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  I don’t know the extent of their marriage contract but if you saw the concessions in there you’d want to vomit.  Things...

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  • 10 Incredibly Disturbing TV Commercials

    10 Incredibly Disturbing TV Commercials

    January 12, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Commercials can get you excited, they can piss you off, they can bore you to death and they can even teach you something if you pay attention. These commercials don’t do any of those things. These commercials are in a whole other category; incredibly creepy. Maybe it’s the product, the...

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  • AM Hot Links – Pee Games, Bad Kid’s Movies and The Paranormal

    AM Hot Links – Pee Games, Bad Kid’s Movies and The Paranormal

    January 12, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to how Sega brings gaming to the bathroom with urine-controlled video game.

    Can’t guy just pee and leave the Men’s room? I don’t want to read a newspaper, watch TV or play a video game. I just want to take a piss. Here is a game I like to play, it’s called “don’t piss on your own shoe you drunk moron.” So far in a lifetime of playing I’m 0-1 billion. I go through a ton of shoes. It’s not so bad unless I’m wearing flip-flops.

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    The Links

    10 Movies You Loved As a Kid That are Actually Kind of Awful – [Guyism]
    Strange People Who Want to Be Animals – [Uncoached
    Ted Williams “Homeless Voice” Detained By LAPD- [TMZ]
    5 New Ways to Tie a Tie – [College Humor]
    Sexy Celebs Caught Off-Guard With Face On – [TruTV]
    6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened) – [Cracked]
    Stuff You Should Know: The Paranormal – [The Smoking Jacket]
    How To Tell If Your Food Is Food – [The Frisky]
    25 Offputting Male Strippers – [Holy Taco]
    Scarlett Johansson and Kevin Connolly? – [The Superficial]
    Possibly The Worlds Sexiest Scammer – [DJ Mick]
    We Need A Fat People Breaking Chairs Montage – [Super Booyah]
    AnnaLynne McCord Is One Sexy Avatar Babe – [Popoholic]
    The 30 Hottest Twins – [BroBible]
    Candice Swanepoel Tops Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog – [Egotastic]
    Hottest Women of Country Music – [Maxim]
    Cameron Diaz Almost Flashes Some Sideboob – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Emo Dog Sings The Blues – [Busted Coverage]
    Conan Is a Superhero – [Warming Glow]

  • If You Park This, You’re Probably An A**hole

    If You Park This, You’re Probably An A**hole

    January 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    The celebration of the new book A**holeology The Cheat Sheet comes to a close with a gallery of awful parking jobs. Bad parking jobs can ruin my day. Even when they don’t affect me personally. If I see someone parked like a d-bag, it just drives me nuts. It’s usually because the park job...

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