PM Hot Links – Onion Headlines, Meth Head Celebs and College GirlsJanuary 24, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read the 30 funniest Onion headlines of all time.
At one point I had The Onion in my Google Reader. It was in the News folder for some reason. At least once a day I’d fall for one of the headlines. That means either they are fantastic at writing headlines or I’m just a little dense. I’ll accept both answers.
Other dimwits on the EgoTV Facebook page.
50 More Rare Photographs of CelebritiesJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:30 am
Yup, Nirvana You guys know how we roll on Ego at this point right? We do enjoy ragging on celebrities but also have a penchant for appreciating them as human beings. OK maybe we do a little more making fun of than appreciating. Still though you gotta love the serious side or should I say “human”...
Where They At? Kelly PackardJanuary 24, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Kelly Packard Where you know her from: Packard’s first official...
Second Sign Of The Apocolypse: Snooki and Kim Kardashian MeetJanuary 24, 2011 at 8:00 am
Take a good long look at that picture. Well don’t stare at Snooki too long, you might catch something. They are two horseman short of bringing this world to it’s knees in a storm of Aquanet and bronzing lotion. Honestly, if this is the first time they are meeting, you’d think it would...
Dismember Me Monday: Mom’s Hate Dead Space 2January 24, 2011 at 6:00 am
It’s Dismember Me Monday. What’s Dismember Me Monday? In honor of the release of Dead Space 2, each Monday EgoTV will pick a new person to dismember.
Thirty Years of First Person Shooters – [Unreality]
VIDEO: The Jersey Sports Fan Returns: Playoffs in Paradise – [Bro Bible]
Drummer Plays Along With Classical Piece – [Double Viking]
When Snooki Met Kim K – [TMZ]
Bigger Not Better: Porn Star Dies After Breast Enlargement – [AOL News]
The 7 Stupidest Ways To Accessorize Your Car – [Guyism]
Batman Vs. The Internet – [College Humor]
Sex in Public for Dummies – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 Damn Ugly Babies – [Holy Taco]
Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Why Not? – [The Superficial]
Simply Stunning: Neha Sharma – [DJ Mick]
cy Road Causes Carmageddon! – [Super Booyah]
Megan Fox’s New Armani Ads Make Me Weak At The Knees – [Popoholic]
Nicole Scherzinger Almost Grants Sweet Side Boob Post-Sushi – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Lake Bell – [Maxim]
Scarlett Johansson’s Big Russian Boobies – [Hollywood Tuna]
Dita Von Teese Was on ‘CSI’ – [Warming Glow]
Jean Claude Van-Dammes’ Best Movie Fights – [Caveman Circus]
Everyday SupermanJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm
During at least three different stages of my life I’ve owned a Superman t-shirt. Just the S shirt. No other kind. I don’t own one now just because I haven’t thought of buying one but I’ll get around to it. I’ll buy one for my son. A cape too. To match mine. There is just...
PM Hot Links – Cake Wars, Addictive Video Games and News BloopersJanuary 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about a Philadelphia man that shot his friend for eating his cake.
I love articles like this one about the cake. I mean I don’t love when people get shot I mean I love how the article is about how a dude got shot over cake but there is probably so much more to the story. Anytime someone does something crazy like this it’s always because of something else. You might get shot over cake but you’ve done probably ten other things to piss a person off. Cake was the final straw. Unless it was Carvel ice cream cake. I’ll shoot a b*tch on the spot for that.
More than enough cake on the EgoTV Facebook page.
50 Amazing Pictures of Stormy WeatherJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:30 am
Let’s face it. If you live in the Northeast, you can’t be happy with the weather right now. Personally I’ve only met a handful of people that actually enjoy the cold weather. One of my buddies “likes Winter gear.” That’s all well and good but come on man. ...