A Tribute To The Trapper KeeperFebruary 15, 2011 at 1:00 pm
I was so much more organized as a kid. Probably because I had so many fewer things to remember and do. “Play outside and then I’ve got to watch Power Rangers at 2 pm. What a full day!” Now it seems like I’m losing half my life because I’m misplacing paperwork, documents...
PM Hot Links – Billy Ray Hates Hannah Montana, If Dr. Seuss Were Real and Marlon Brando’s LettersFebruary 15, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about how Billy Ray Cyrus thinks Hannah Montana “ruined his family.”
Dear Billy Ray Cyrus. Shut the hell up.” Waaaaaa, the show didn’t let me be a proper parent. Um, they force you to put your kid on the show? Nope. Waaaaa, it made my daughter a millionaire twenty times over and gave me a new career. Waaaaaaaaa, I would have sucked as a parent anyway. ” Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth Billy Ray, look him in the butt, so he can kick your teeth out for being a moron.
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The Most Expensive House in CanadaFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:30 am
This is the most expensive house in Toronto, Canada. It is currently listed at $269,800,000. No, that’s not a typo. It has a large atrium, multiple kitchens, a tennis court, an indoor pool, a bowling alley, a theater, spiral staircases, and a 4,000 Sq, Ft. master bedroom. Also, its...
Would You Rather? With Subway’s Jared FogleFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:00 am
Today’s “Would You Rather?” guest is none other than Jared Fogle. Also known as “The Subway Guy”, Fogle is a spokesman for the chain but has used his celebrity to do so much more including motivational speaking for healthy eating habits and actually completed the New York City Marathon...
Fad-Tastic! The WalkmanFebruary 15, 2011 at 11:00 am
There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: The Walkman Walkman is a Sony brand tradename originally used for portable audio cassette, and now used to market Sony’s portable audio and video players. The...
Roseanne Barr Coming Back To TV To Be a Nut FarmerFebruary 15, 2011 at 8:00 am
Roseanne Barr will be back on our TV screens whether we like it or not (leaning towards the not). She won’t have a sitcom, or a talk show or even be on one of those celebrity weight loss shows (that was probably your guess.) She is going to run a nut farm. That was going to be my thirty-second guess. The...
EgoTV Presents The Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge [presented by Spike.com]February 15, 2011 at 7:00 am
March Madness is approaching and please excuse me while I let out an immense YAWNNNNNNN. It’s getting a little old. How about an interesting tournament where fans pick the winner and instead of huge sweaty guys there are hot women involved? I know it’s an amazing idea. (Doing the Captain Morgan...
Six Female Celebrities Who Kind of Stink NowFebruary 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
They’re the craziest chicks in the world. Their lives have gone through thick and thin and now it’s mostly thin…not literally for some of them though. And that’s why the tabloids love them. It’s also probably the only reason why most of them are still famous…sort...
AM Hot Links – Online Dating, Animal Genitals and PikakittenFebruary 15, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 10 reasons online dating is totally dumb.
Online dating. I’d try it. I wouldn’t pay for a website but I’d try to meet people online using Twitter, MySpace, Friendster, Craigslist, Travelocity, 4Chan, Reddit, Digg, Pets.com, Espn.go.com and…seriously? ESPN still has the word GO in the url? The hell year is this?
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6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With – [Cracked]
Ranking The 7 Animals With the Largest Genitals – [Guyism]
Harlem Globetrotters Trick Out Justin Bieber – [TMZ]
Pikakitten is Half Cuteness, Half Animal Cruelty, Half Photoshop – [Unreality]
Irina Shayk Graces the Cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – [Bro Bible]
Epic Hotel Room Slow Motion – [Double Viking]
Zombie Valentine’s Day: Til Undeath Do Us Part – [AOL News]
6 Valentine’s Day Cards From Videogame Characters – [College Humor]
Bronx Zoo Makes Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Suggestion Ever – [The Smoking Jacket]
5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day! – [Holy Taco]
Snooki Made Us a Valentine – [The Superficial]
Hot Asian Babe Zhole Poses In Red Thigh High Boots – [DJ Mick]
The 10 Greatest Slam Dunk Fails In NBA History – [Super Booyah]
Jessica Alba Drops Some Classy Cleavage – [Popoholic]
Emma Watson And Her Blues Dress Provide A Wild Night of Nip Slips and Panty Peeks – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Diora Baird – [Maxim]
Rihanna Shows Us Her Stuff… Sort Of – [Hollywood Tuna]
Terminator: Jeopardy! – [Warming Glow]
Sarah Shahi Naked Twitter Pic – [Celeb Jihad]
Barbie And Ken Are Back Together – [The Frisky]
Pictures That Made People Ask “WTF?”February 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm
It’s one thing when a picture makes you ask “what the f**k?” (WTF?) and you move along but it’s a whole other story when a picture is so disturbing you label it WTF? and post it online for the world to look at and ask WTF? Here is a gallery of just those types of pictures. I...
PM Hot Links – Naked Pastimes, Grammy Fashion and Lady EggEggFebruary 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about 25 things to do when you’re naked.
Besides sex, showering and sleeping there is nothing fun about being naked. I’m always afraid something bad will happen. Some important part will get caught in like a door or a vice. It will also get videotaped and put on YouTube. It’s the law of the land. Go to YouTube. Search “naked nut shot.” Yup.
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