Would You Rather? With Comedian Jay MaloneFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:00 am
Joining us today for another rousing game of “Would You Rather?” is comedian Jay Malone. Jay Malone, maple syrup, Mounties, and beavers – all some of Canada‘s best exports. Malone covers a wide range of topics on his new comedy album, SOME OF MY WEAKNESSES, and beavers are just one...
This Learning Channel Parody Video Is Hysterically Dead-OnFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:00 am
Hysterical. Honestly, what the hell happened to the Learning Channel? It used to be about, get this, learning and now it’s all about learning that there are some odd people roaming this Earth and every single one of them needs their own reality show. They also love little people. A little too much....
Our Five Favorite Celebrity Sex AddictsFebruary 1, 2011 at 6:00 am
Ever since the Tiger Woods story broke out, sexual addiction has been gaining an incredible amount of steam in the medical and psychological world. Fact is, sexual addiction has been prevalent for a very long time in our society. It’s only now that it’s being taken seriously. And just...
6 Potential Celebrities For the New “Bad Girls Club”February 1, 2011 at 5:00 am
Bad Girls Club is down-right hilarious. How could a house filled with semi-hot and highly ugly girls, who tell everyone they’re the rawest chicks on the block not be? Pop off! Hollywood is also filled with self proclaimed “Bad Girls”, but only a select few can even hold a flame to the true few....
AM Hot Links – Restaurant Fights, Sci-Fi Murals and Destroying a FerrariFebruary 1, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to watch a brawl break out at a mediocre Mexican restaurant.
Every restaurant should have a fight break out during meal service. It would make the entire experience more enjoyable. I hate waiting for food. Nothing to do but make small talk with the family. Blech. Just have random fights break out every couple hours. It would improve business 100%.
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8 Signs You’re Getting Old – [Guyism]
The Most All-Encompassing Sci-Fi Mural Ever – [Unreality]
5 Complaints About Modern Life (That Are Statistically B.S.) – [Cracked]
VIDEO: Ford F-150 Runs Over Ferrari 458 Italia – [Bro Bible]
‘Bender’ Breaks Up Fight In Russia – [Double Viking]
LAPD Will Not Investigate Charlie Sheen for Drugs – [TMZ]
Love on the Run: Couple Weds During Houston Marathon – [AOL News]
What You’re Saying with Your Winter Footwear – [College Humor]
Social Networking is Making Us Slutty – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 Monkeys with Kick Ass Hair Cuts – [Holy Taco]
Gigi Rivera: Charlie’s Angel #3 – [The Superficial]
Gillian Anderson Still Foxy In Her Forties – [DJ Mick]
Duh Duh Duh??? – [Super Booyah]
Sofia Vergara Drops The Cleavage At The Screen Actors Guild Awards – [Popoholic]
Victoria Justice Flashes Tongue at the Ashley Argota Birthday Party – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Monica Raymund – [Maxim]
Christina Hendricks’ Big Fat Cleavage – [Hollywood Tuna]
The 10 Worst Shows to Be Top-20 Hits – [Warming Glow]
Demi Lovato Escapes From Rehab Releases Racy Pics – [Celeb Jihad]
PETA Wants To Run Commercial Of Hot Girls Fellating Vegetables During the Super Bowl – [The Frisky]
A Gallery Of Terrible Band TattoosJanuary 31, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Awful idea. Inductee into the Hall of Fame of bad ideas. Band tattoos. Possibly on the same level as sports team tattoos. Possibly worse. The only people that should actually have a tattoo of a band are the actual MEMBERS of the band. For example, only the members of the Counting Crows should have a...
PM Hot Links – Pool Bowling, Drunk Celebs and Punching BabiesJanuary 31, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about the newest game involving pool and bowling.
More sports need to be combined. Skeet shooting and baseball. Racquetball and chess. Football and soccer. Just to watch soccer players get tackled for thinking they play a tougher sport. Oh I’d watch that for hours.
The Trouble With Husky DogsJanuary 31, 2011 at 11:30 am
My wife has been riding me about getting a dog for months now. And while I think dogs are pretty awesome, owning one is another story. I can’t stand shedding and frankly I just don’t want the responsibility. Not to mention some of the best looking dogs in the world cause the most problems. ...
Where They At? – Wendy “The Snapple Lady” KaufmanJanuary 31, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Wendy “The Snapple Lady”...
Movie Ticket Prices Rise While Movies Continue To Hold Steady At “Awful”January 31, 2011 at 8:00 am
At Christmas, I bought some movie theater gift certificates for friends and family that for some reason still go to the movies. Loons. The price of a ticket at my local theater is $9.50. I must live in a fancy area. If you thought it was getting more expensive to go the movies, your hunch was right....
10 Classic “One To Grow On” PSAsJanuary 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
I’m guilty. Guilty of using phrases and references from my youth that few people ever remember. Sure, I’ll get an occasional chuckle or a “oh yeah I remember that” but never the huge reaction I’m looking for. You’d think I’d stop making the joke. Nope. A personal...
Why Even Bother With this Anymore?January 31, 2011 at 6:00 am
For decades, including today, fitness “experts” have been pushing ridiculous exercises on us and frankly it seems to be getting worse all the time. It’s getting to the point where we almost don’t know what’s real and what’s not. And of all the exercises out there...
AM Hot Links – Crazy 9/11 Theories, Sidekicks Getting Screwed and a Basket-BrawlJanuary 31, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about a crazy lady claiming P. Diddy is behind 9/11.
People love conspiracies more than than love crazy religions. P. Diddy behind 9/11 actually makes sense. I’m kidding. It’s the ramblings of a lunatic. Why are crazy people the only people to have the answer to conspiracies. How come no normal people have these hunches? Or do they start out normal and end up crazy after they try to explain the idea a thousand times to people that won’t listen? Chicken or the egg right there.
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7 Items That Will Cause A Man To Never Leave His Home – [Guyism]
Willow Smith Looks So Much Like Her Father It’s Terrifying – [Unreality]
5 Sidekicks Who Got Screwed By History – [Cracked]
VIDEO: North Carolina High School Basketball Brawl Really Escalates Quickly – [Bro Bible]
Volcanic Eruption In Japan – [Double Viking]
David Arquette Checks Out of Rehab – [TMZ]
A Big Month for Two-Headed Animals – [AOL News]
Keyboards for All Situations – [College Humor]
Five Asinine Super Bowl Media Day Moments – [The Smoking Jacket]
25 More or Less Awesome Examples of Thundercats Cosplay – [Holy Taco]
Charlie Sheen Pretends to Need Rehab, Calls Us All ‘Turds’ – [The Superficial]
Kelly Kelly; WWE Magazine Covergirl – [DJ Mick]
It’s Showtime! – [Super Booyah]
What The… Amanda Seyfried And Ryan Phillippe!? Nooooooooo! – [Popoholic]
Esti Ginzburg vs. Bar Refaeli: The Hot Bodied Battle for Tel Aviv – [Egotastic]
The Many Expressions of Jason Statham – [Maxim]
Carmen Electra Shows Us Her Good Side – [Hollywood Tuna]
Bryant Gumbel on ‘The Today Show’ in 1994: ‘What Is the Internet, Anyway?’ – [Warming Glow]
Kanye West Calls For An End To Egypt Riot On Twitter – [Celeb Jihad]
Computer Kama Sutra – [The Frisky]