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  • 6 Thoughts Going Through Mickey Rourke’s Mind In This Photo

    6 Thoughts Going Through Mickey Rourke’s Mind In This Photo

    January 18, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Here is Mickey Rourke, coming out of either a late dinner with friends or a coffin for some late night neck biting. Mickey is not looking his best these day, those the last time he looked his best, Milli Vanilli was teaching the world to dance and sing. Sort of. Mickey has an interesting expression...

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  • AM Hot Links – Mr. T Impersonators, Drunk Tourists and Pantless Men

    AM Hot Links – Mr. T Impersonators, Drunk Tourists and Pantless Men

    January 18, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 25 funny Mr. T impersonators.

    It’s amazing how some pop culture references can stand the test of time. Mr. T was at the height of his popularity almost thirty years ago yet people today still dress like him, make reference to him and poke fun at him all these years later. It makes a person wonder which pop culture icons of today will still have an impact thirty years from now? Wow, I just got way to deep in thought. Need something to clear the head. Poopy. There, much better.

    Pity the fool that don’t go to the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    5 Ways Science Could Make Us Immortal – [Cracked]
    Naked, Drunk Florida Keys Tourist Gets Tasered 3 Times – [Bro Bible]
    This Kid Has A Future In Dancing – [Double Viking]
    Joan Rivers — Sarah Palin Is ‘Stupid and a Threat’ – [TMZ]
    Pantless Man Allegedly Asks Drive-Thru Worker to Hold His ‘Whopper’ – [AOL News]
    Lacrosse Halftime Show Includes Lap Dances – [Guyism]
    Seasonal Beers for College – [College Humor]
    Fast Holsters Let You Have Guns In Every Room – [TruTV]
    Is This Hot or Not: Witch Doctor Nicki Minaj – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Ricky Gervais’ Opening Monologue At The Golden Globes Skewers Hollywood – [The Frisky]
    25 Things That Look Like Dildos – [Holy Taco]
    Kate Beckinsale in a Bikini, Also Blonde – [The Superficial]
    Out & About With Golden Globe Party Girl Hayden Panettiere – [DJ Mick]
    How Not To Shovel Snow – [Super Booyah]
    Megan Fox Gets Her Own Golden Globes Post – [Popoholic]
    Wonder How Britney Spears Comeback Tour Conditioning Program Is Going – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Jennifer Ferrin – [Maxim]
    Mila Kunis Gives Me Sexy Looks – [Hollywood Tuna]
    What the What Now? – [Warming Glow]
    Scarlett Johansson Upskirt Pic – [Celeb Jihad]

  • A Gallery Of Homemade Pac-Man Costumes

    A Gallery Of Homemade Pac-Man Costumes

    January 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    This weekend while cleaning out a desk drawer I came across a picture from a third grade costume contest. I was Pac-Man. My mom spent a month on the costume. I didn’t win. That didn’t piss me off until now. I can’t believe I didn’t win! It ruled. I mean how many other people...

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  • PM Hot Links – Planned Cities, Elmo The Stud And Video Games That Need Movies

    PM Hot Links – Planned Cities, Elmo The Stud And Video Games That Need Movies

    January 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read the 6 most insane cities ever planned.

    I’m going to need a couple miles of land to plan my own city. Nothing big, maybe about 20 miles or so where I can erect buildings, put in roads and plan housing for the people I’ll allow to live in my town. The hard part will be naming the place. Christown? Illuminativille? Chris York City. This might need to be put to a vote. Ha! Got you! This isn’t a democracy. This is Christopia! Work peasants!

    Start your own city with friends from the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • 25 Amazing Pictures of Bora Bora

    25 Amazing Pictures of Bora Bora

    January 17, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Welcome to the beautiful island of Bora Bora. It is perhaps the closest thing to Heaven on Earth that we will ever get to.  In case you don’t know, it’s   part of French Polynesia that France claimed in 1843.  It has ridiculously gorgeous blue lagoons and coral reefs. Bottom line,...

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  • Where They At? Josh Saviano

    Where They At? Josh Saviano

    January 17, 2011 at 11:00 am

    To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the Hollywood scene with a massive explosion, only to seemingly disappear, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of what those people are doing now. Today’s Subject: Josh Saviano Where you know him from: Saviano’s first television...

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  • McDonalds Canoe Drive Thru

    McDonalds Canoe Drive Thru

    January 17, 2011 at 10:00 am

    Where you can order a Grizzly Bear quarter pounder with cheese

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  • Guvernator Says He Lost “$200 Million” Being In Charge Of Callyfornia

    Guvernator Says He Lost “$200 Million” Being In Charge Of Callyfornia

    January 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Arnold Schwarzenegger is no longer the Governor of California. I, for one, am very sad about this fact and I don’t even live in the state. I’m only sad because it means he’ll go back to making movies and we’ve all been better off without him. His purse hasn’t been better off, recently claiming...

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  • Racist Field Trip

    Racist Field Trip

    January 17, 2011 at 8:00 am

    I’m not sure about all that

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  • Seven Memorable Pigs in Movies

    Seven Memorable Pigs in Movies

    January 17, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Pigs have done quite nicely in literature, cartoons, TV and feature films. I n fact, “Babe,” the 1995 fable of a farm pig, was nominated for the best picture Oscar.  Animal trainer James P. Warren, who was a pig trainer on the 2006 film version of “Charlotte’s Web” and...

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  • 10 Classic Public Service Announcements From Childhood

    10 Classic Public Service Announcements From Childhood

    January 17, 2011 at 5:00 am

    The other day a friend of mine sent me the link to this public service announcement. It was in huge rotation when we were kids on a local station that played cartoons for a couple hours every morning. I’d forgotten all about it. Here are ten memorable PSA’s from childhood. The message is...

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  • AM Hot Links – Batcave Deaths, Huge Guns and Silly Ringtones

    AM Hot Links – Batcave Deaths, Huge Guns and Silly Ringtones

    January 17, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 5 reasons there must be corpses buried under the Batcave.

    There are many things buried under the Batcave. There are many things buried under Wayne Manor. Why? Millionaires are crazy. Even before he was a masked vigilante I’m sure Bruce Wayne did some crazy stuff. Know what’s under the mansion for sure? Dead hookers. Hell, I’ve got a couple under my house and I’m broke!

    Hang out with Batfans on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    Amid Controversy, 21-Year-Old Nicki Blue’s Deflowering to Proceed Live on Internet  – [Bro Bible]
    Huge Guns Are Awesome – [Double Viking]
    Britney — Would You Like Toilet Paper with That? – [TMZ]
    King Of Spain Has A Very Silly Ringtone – [AOL News]
    7 Things You Should Never Say Through Social Media – [Guyism]
    The Scariest Grandma in the World – [Uncoached]
    A Guide to Lunchtime Social Groups, Through Life – [College Humor]
    How To Avoid Small Talk With Idiots – [TruTV]
    Happy 100th Birthday, Sailor Jerry! – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Serial Killer Barbie – [The Frisky]
    Stop Or I’ll Beep! – [Holy Taco]
    Kim Kardashian Really Wants You to Know She Has Breasts – [The Superficial]
    Cute Khloe Splashes In The Surf – [DJ Mick]
    When A Parrot Loves A Kitteh – [Super Booyah]
    Megan Fox Keeps It Organically Sexy – [Popoholic]
    Temeca Freeman In Black Lingerie Show – [Egotastic]
    Wipeout: Behind the Balls – [Maxim]
    Jessica-Jane Clement Busts Out The Good Stuff – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Video: Watch Ken Jennings Get Beaten in ‘Jeopardy!’ By a Computer – [Warming Glow]
    Hollywood Saves Americans From Recession With Golden Globes – [Celeb Jihad]

  • Sign, Sign Everywhere A Sign

    Sign, Sign Everywhere A Sign

    January 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    Ever pass a sign about a hundred times a week and never really give it a glance then one day it just catches your eye for no reason at all? Happened to me just this afternoon. It just kind of caught me off guard that in all the times I’ve passed it, I never really took the time to read exactly...

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