This Is The Face Of DerpFebruary 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Derp. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest appearance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming “Derp!” Real...
PM Hot Links – Venn Diagrams, Tall Models and Work BootyFebruary 17, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Click the photo to read movie plots summed up in venn diagrams.
Well these Venn Diagrams make movies a whole hell of a lot easier. Now, I’ve already seen Karate Kid about four hundred times but if I’d seen this diagram first I’d realize there are a ton chores, Elisabeth Shue doesn’t get any and there is very little karate. I’m not sure I’d watch. Wait, Elisabeth Shue is chubby in the movie. Well of course she doesn’t get laid.
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A Gallery of “These People Exist”February 17, 2011 at 11:30 am
There are times in life where we should be very thankful that we are who we are. What I mean is, hopefully most of you reading this right now were raised in a decent family. You have good morals. You know right from wrong. Bottom line, you are a functioning human being in this world. But have...
See You In Ten: Dakota FanningFebruary 17, 2011 at 11:00 am
See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Dakota Fanning How She Got Here: Fanning’s breakthrough performance was in I Am Sam opposite Sean Penn. As a child actress, she appeared in big-budget films such...
Nose Way! Janet Jackson Reveals Stars ‘Eat Kleenex’ To Stay ThinFebruary 17, 2011 at 8:00 am
I’ve heard of the cookie diet, the grapefruit diet and the cocaine until you die diet but Janet Jackson is shedding light on a fabulous celebrity diet of which I was unaware; eating Kleenex until you’re satisfied. Janet Jackson has revealed the pressure on famous women to look good and stay slim...
Ron Jeremy Is The Most Irresistible Man In The WorldFebruary 17, 2011 at 8:00 am
He’s made love to more women than he has chest hair.
Five of Our Favorite Celebrity Chefs…And WhyFebruary 17, 2011 at 6:00 am
I enjoy eating as much as the next guy. When it comes to actually preparing the food? Well then that’s a different subject entirely. Out of all the males I know I happen to enjoy cooking more than most. However, I’m not so into it that I’d consider a career in the culinary arts. However...
AM Hot Links – Toys Of The 90′s, Anchorman Moment and Dumb AmericansFebruary 17, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 11 most amazing toys of the 1990s.
Toys from the 90′s seemed cool in the moment, but now looking back, they were pretty crappy. Of course, every generation of kids can say that about their toys. My old man had a frickin hula hoop, which at the time, was cutting edge. Even toys now will some day seem prehistoric. Seriously though, a hula hoop. Even at the time it was lame. My poor dad.
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‘The Art of Flight’ Trailer Is Snow Porn at Its Finest – [Bro Bible]
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Jessica Alba Is One Hot Pregnant Mama! – [Popoholic]
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A Gallery Of Homemade BatmobilesFebruary 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm
When I’m famous (super super ton of FU money super famous) my first purchase is a replica of the original Batmobile. I’ll drive it all around and honk my horn at the people that doubted me and my vision. Until that day, I’ll just have to build my own Batmobile. Much like these people...
PM Hot Links – Lucky Bieber, Man Vs. Machine and Zelda 80′s MovieFebruary 16, 2011 at 1:00 pm
Click the photo to read about the only 3 bad things that have happened to Justin Bieber.
It does seem like the kid is on quite a hot streak. Let’s just give it time. He is how old? He will hit a wall soon enough. His fans will grow up and turn their backs. Unless. The alternative. These young girls follow the kid forever. Millions of women all remain as dumb as a 13-year-old girl, catering to the every whim of the Biebs. Shudder.
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Justin Bieber: Raw, Uncut and Uncensored [No This Is Not A Porn Parody]February 16, 2011 at 8:00 am
So what happens when the Justin Bieber movie pulls in $30 million in it’s first weekend? The public gets more of The Biebs! Don’t think it’s possible to get more The Biebs?? Never say never. Billboard reports that a second version of “Justin Bieber: Never Say Never” will be released in theaters...