EgoTV Presents The Captain Morgan 2011 BracketMaster Challenge [presented by Spike.com]February 15, 2011 at 7:00 am
March Madness is approaching and please excuse me while I let out an immense YAWNNNNNNN. It’s getting a little old. How about an interesting tournament where fans pick the winner and instead of huge sweaty guys there are hot women involved? I know it’s an amazing idea. (Doing the Captain Morgan...
Six Female Celebrities Who Kind of Stink NowFebruary 15, 2011 at 6:00 am
They’re the craziest chicks in the world. Their lives have gone through thick and thin and now it’s mostly thin…not literally for some of them though. And that’s why the tabloids love them. It’s also probably the only reason why most of them are still famous…sort...
AM Hot Links – Online Dating, Animal Genitals and PikakittenFebruary 15, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 10 reasons online dating is totally dumb.
Online dating. I’d try it. I wouldn’t pay for a website but I’d try to meet people online using Twitter, MySpace, Friendster, Craigslist, Travelocity, 4Chan, Reddit, Digg, Pets.com, Espn.go.com and…seriously? ESPN still has the word GO in the url? The hell year is this?
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6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With – [Cracked]
Ranking The 7 Animals With the Largest Genitals – [Guyism]
Harlem Globetrotters Trick Out Justin Bieber – [TMZ]
Pikakitten is Half Cuteness, Half Animal Cruelty, Half Photoshop – [Unreality]
Irina Shayk Graces the Cover of the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue – [Bro Bible]
Epic Hotel Room Slow Motion – [Double Viking]
Zombie Valentine’s Day: Til Undeath Do Us Part – [AOL News]
6 Valentine’s Day Cards From Videogame Characters – [College Humor]
Bronx Zoo Makes Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Suggestion Ever – [The Smoking Jacket]
5 Ways To Prove To Your Ex-girlfriend That You’re Doing Just Fine Without Her This Valentine’s Day! – [Holy Taco]
Snooki Made Us a Valentine – [The Superficial]
Hot Asian Babe Zhole Poses In Red Thigh High Boots – [DJ Mick]
The 10 Greatest Slam Dunk Fails In NBA History – [Super Booyah]
Jessica Alba Drops Some Classy Cleavage – [Popoholic]
Emma Watson And Her Blues Dress Provide A Wild Night of Nip Slips and Panty Peeks – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Diora Baird – [Maxim]
Rihanna Shows Us Her Stuff… Sort Of – [Hollywood Tuna]
Terminator: Jeopardy! – [Warming Glow]
Sarah Shahi Naked Twitter Pic – [Celeb Jihad]
Barbie And Ken Are Back Together – [The Frisky]
Pictures That Made People Ask “WTF?”February 14, 2011 at 1:00 pm
It’s one thing when a picture makes you ask “what the f**k?” (WTF?) and you move along but it’s a whole other story when a picture is so disturbing you label it WTF? and post it online for the world to look at and ask WTF? Here is a gallery of just those types of pictures. I...
PM Hot Links – Naked Pastimes, Grammy Fashion and Lady EggEggFebruary 14, 2011 at 12:00 pm
Click the photo to read about 25 things to do when you’re naked.
Besides sex, showering and sleeping there is nothing fun about being naked. I’m always afraid something bad will happen. Some important part will get caught in like a door or a vice. It will also get videotaped and put on YouTube. It’s the law of the land. Go to YouTube. Search “naked nut shot.” Yup.
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A Collection of Old School Sexist AdsFebruary 14, 2011 at 11:30 am
It wasn’t really until the 80s and 90s that sexism in advertising took a major plunge. But if you go way back you’ll see that the degree of sexism was practically a joke. Talk about women’s equality or should I say inequality. These ads will make your head spin.
Where They At? Will FriedleFebruary 14, 2011 at 11:00 am
To keep track of all the people who have arrived on the scene with a massive explosion only to disappear and never be heard from again, EgoTV presents “Where they At?”, a status update of where those people have done since the limelight has faded. Today’s Subject: Will Friedle How It All Started:...
Justin Bieber Shirts Banned From School For Being “Gang Related”February 14, 2011 at 8:00 am
Justin Bieber may be many things (be nice people) but one thing he is not is a gang-banger. At least not until he is 18 and his mom isn’t allowed back stage. HEEYOOOOO! A school in Yonkers thinks the Beebs is very much like a gang leader and has therefore banned his shirts. Four teenage girls...
Revolutionary Moments in FilmFebruary 14, 2011 at 6:00 am
One of the great things about film, is that it has a self documenting history by its very nature. Fortunately many important historical (some relating to film itself) events have been captured on this medium. This is, at least in the present time, the closest we can come to traveling back in time. Here...
10 Classic Grammy Performances From The 1980′sFebruary 14, 2011 at 5:00 am
Everything was better when we were kids! It wasn’t but that’s the only thing I can say when watching award shows like the Grammys on TV. It all seems like crap. Where are the real stars? Where are the timeless hits? Where the hell is Donna Summer! It all makes no sense. Instead of watching...
AM Hot Links – Movie Prequels, Dumb Emo Kids and Charlie Sheen’s Porn Pal is Preggo?February 14, 2011 at 4:00 am
Click the photo to read about 14 prequels even Hollywood wouldn’t make.
Let’s not say there is any movie Hollywood wouldn’t make. I wouldn’t put anything past the movers and shakers of Hollywood to prequel a prequel or do anything to fatten their wallets. Look at some of the crap out in theaters. If I said ten years ago there would still be sequels to The Fast and the Furious you would have laughed, punched me, time traveled to the future to check and then come back to apologize. Oh crap. I just wrote the sequel to Back to the Future.
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Funny Photos of Dumb Emo Kids – [TruTV]
8 Fast Food Items That Will Ensure You Die Of A Heart Attack – [Guyism]
Charlie’s Porn Pal Sends Text — ‘I’m Pregnant!” – [TMZ]
The Legend of Zelda Trailer (1987) – [Unreality]
‘Captain America’ Trailer Gets Mashed-Up w/ ‘Team America: World Police’ Song – [Bro Bible]
Incredible Action Movie Chase Scene – [Double Viking]
No-Eared Cat Looks Too Much Like Voldemort – [AOL News]
Sexual Merit Badges – [College Humor]
One Up the Bum and You Won’t Be a Mum – [The Smoking Jacket]
And POOF! She’s Gone! – [Holy Taco]
Jennifer Love Hewitt is Stalking Robert Pattinson Now – [The Superficial]
Michelle Hunziker In A Kinky Catsuit – [DJ Mick]
The Curious Case Of Harry Baals – [Super Booyah]
Summer Glau Gets Uber Sexy In Esquire – [Popoholic]
Kelly Brook Nude Pictures Provide Red Hot Heat for Exhibition Magazine – [Egotastic]
Today’s Girl: Brooklyn Decker – [Maxim]
Natalie Getz’s Unknown Bikini Pictures – [Hollywood Tuna]
Groupon Pulls Ad Campaign After Super Bowl Commercial Offends – [Warming Glow]
Mila Kunis Sexy Artistic Pics – [Celeb Jihad]
12 Anti-Valentine’s Day Movies – [The Frisky]
The Covers Of Rolling StoneFebruary 11, 2011 at 1:00 pm
“WE TAKE ALL KINDS OF PILLS, TO GIVE US ALL KINDS OF THRILLS, BUT THE THRILL WE’VE NEVER KNOWN. IS THE THRILL THAT WILL GET YOU, WHEN YOU GET YOUR PICTURE ON THE COVER OF THE ROLLING STONE” — Cover of The Rolling Stone by Dr. Hook Being on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine is a thrill...