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  • Salsa Dog

    Salsa Dog

    December 10, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Why dance with teh stars when you can salsa with dogs?

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  • Sherri Shepherd Wants To Sex Up Prince And Make Viewers Mouth-Vomit

    Sherri Shepherd Wants To Sex Up Prince And Make Viewers Mouth-Vomit

    December 10, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Everyone has an image in the memory bank used for the sole purpose of getting sexually unaroused; grandma in a two-piece, the starting line-up for the men’s over 60 slow pitch softball All-Americans or Gabourey Sidibe eating cheese. Whatever makes you last longer. Add this image to the mental rolodex:...

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  • Best Basketball Trick Shots Ever

    Best Basketball Trick Shots Ever

    December 10, 2010 at 8:00 am

    Take that Kobe!

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  • Five Musical Stars Who Will Still Make Tons After Their Demise

    Five Musical Stars Who Will Still Make Tons After Their Demise

    December 10, 2010 at 6:00 am

    Every year Forbes prints out an article that talks about the highest paid dead celebrities.  When you really think about it’s a feature that’s nothing but depressing and something that should just flat out piss off the American public. The way I see it?  If these people are making more...

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  • Worker Brings Appetite, Never Food, To Office Holiday Party

    Worker Brings Appetite, Never Food, To Office Holiday Party

    December 10, 2010 at 5:00 am

    Norfolk, VA- Teddy Habersham, an IT worker with Ultra Tech Solutions, loves the annual holiday office party. “It’s always a great time” Teddy explains, “mingling with coworkers, taking a longer lunch, and the food, it’s always so delicious.” It’s especially wonderful for Teddy because...

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  • AM Hot Links – Good Directors With Bad Movies, Smartphone Apps and Wal-Mart Booze

    AM Hot Links – Good Directors With Bad Movies, Smartphone Apps and Wal-Mart Booze

    December 10, 2010 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read about 8 surprisingly crappy movies by great directors.

    Every artist, not matter the field, is entitled to one or two stinkers; singers, actors, writers and anyone that makes a profession off creativity. Bloggers are allowed at least forty stinkers. Lord, knows I’m on about number thirty or so (depending on who you ask). People just can’t make great stuff all the time. There is something good about making something crappy: you learn a lesson for the next time around. Unless you’re one of the makers of the Scary Movie franchise. Then you never learn. Even after so many sequels.

    Even good people do bad things on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    How to Be Mistaken for a Pedophile – [Holy Taco]
    9 Smartphone Apps That All Guys Should Own – [Guyism]
    Walmart Gets a Breathalyzer-Activated Wine Vending Machine – [Uncoached]
    6 New Weapons That Are Making War Look Like a Cartoon – [Cracked]
    10 Stars Reveal Their Dating Dealbreakers – [The Frisky]
    The 10 Biggest Chick Magnets – [BroBible]
    Woman Falls For News Reporter (Literally) – [Manofest]
    A Christmas Tree’s Twitter Page – [Maxim]
    Bullet Proof Vest Demonstration Fail – [Regretful Morning]
    Selena Gomez Growing Up Before Our Ogling Eyes – [Egotastic]
    Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin Didn’t Get Along? Impossible. – [The Superficial]
    Angelica Bridges Makes Football Sexy – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Keanu Is A Chill Guy – [Pic Rocket]
    A Video Tribute to Awkward White People Hittin’ that Dougie – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Emma Stone As Spider-Man’s Gwen Stacy – [Popoholic]
    Woman Arrested For Stabbing Husband Over Football Game – [Busted Coverage]
    Wise Men Come For Christmas Booty! – [DJ Mick]
    A Tribute to Arrested Development’s Tobias – [Gunaxin]
    Cute Or Depressing? – [Warming Glow]
    Sow Of The Day: Gemma Atkinson – [Celeb Jihad]
    New Trailer For Transformers 3 – [Double Viking]

  • Celebrating The Proper English Breakfast (Then Vomiting)

    Celebrating The Proper English Breakfast (Then Vomiting)

    December 9, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Sick and tired of breakfast. Used to be my favorite meal of the day. One more easy over egg and I’m slicing my wrists with a plastic butter knife (probably take until the next morning). A friend suggested trying a “proper English breakfast.” Assumed it was cigarettes and a pint of...

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  • PM Hot Links – Animals Hate Xmas, Rich Xtreme Athletes and Old Juggalos

    PM Hot Links – Animals Hate Xmas, Rich Xtreme Athletes and Old Juggalos

    December 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to watch 10 animals attacking on Christmas.

    I feel bad for the cat at Christmas time. It’s such a damn tease. All year long, I play with him by throwing balls, dangling things in front of his face and playing with small cat toys that look like dolls and mice. Christmas rolls around and we decorate an entire tree full of what looks like cat toys and yell DON’T TOUCH! It’s got to do something to his psyche. He must think it’s a game. If he makes it through the holidays without knocking down the tree he gets a reward. Actually it is a game. He lost like three days ago.

    Have more holiday fun on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Here’s One Thing That $100,000 Will Get You

    Here’s One Thing That $100,000 Will Get You

    December 9, 2010 at 11:30 am

    Don’t let the daily weekly price tag of $100,000 stop you. This catamaran has everything that you could want in an ocean going vessel including a submersible submarine that will get you closer to the ocean bottom then you have ever been before. So what else do you get for a hundred grand a week?...

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  • See You In Ten: Leighton Meester

    See You In Ten: Leighton Meester

    December 9, 2010 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Leighton Meester How she got here: Meester is an actress, singer, songwriter, and fashion model best known for her role as Blair Waldorf on Gossip Girl. After her television...

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  • Rudolph The Punctured Reindeer

    Rudolph The Punctured Reindeer

    December 9, 2010 at 10:00 am

    Now his face and nose are red.

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  • Fox Making More Changes to American Idol. Who Votes For Shooting Contestants On Stage?

    Fox Making More Changes to American Idol. Who Votes For Shooting Contestants On Stage?

    December 9, 2010 at 8:00 am

    American Idol has been losing ratings power for years. It’s got nothing to do with the singers not being as talented and the biggest ratings draws of the show (Simon and Ellen) are gone. Nope. That ain’t it. It’s obviously because there is no footage of the Idols making breakfast. “Transparency”...

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  • Kid Drinking Water Fail

    Kid Drinking Water Fail

    December 9, 2010 at 8:00 am

    And it’s the cutest fail ever.

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