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  • The Art Of The Doodle

    The Art Of The Doodle

    January 20, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I don’t get to doodle as much as I used to. Probably because I’m no longer find myself stuck in a boring lecture or stuck in a boring staff meeting. I guess it’s better that I don’t have the chance to doodle, given the usual circumstances under which I doodled the most. Doodling...

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  • PM Hot Links – Green Chicks, Emotional Interviews and Airlines For Crazy People

    PM Hot Links – Green Chicks, Emotional Interviews and Airlines For Crazy People

    January 20, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to watch a collection of emotional post game interviews.

    Post-game interviews are great for catching players on such and emotional high or low. They are AWFUL because it’s almost as though the interviewer is trying to ask the dumbest questions possible. My favorite question is “take us through ‘such and such’ a play.” Don’t. Because we were all just watching the game. We saw said play. No need to explain it. If I did post-game interviews I’d only ask one question of the winner “anything you want to say to those fools you just beat?” Watch the magic happen.

    Get all choked up on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Amazing Crashes and Stunts of 2010

    Amazing Crashes and Stunts of 2010

    January 20, 2011 at 11:30 am

    We may be pretty well into 2011 but that doesn’t mean more and more 2010 lists aren’t being compiled.   It takes a while to gather up all the data from a particular year and make some sense of it all. And believe me when there are a bunch of morons trying to defeat the odds with ridiculous...

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  • See You In Ten: Amanda Seyfried

    See You In Ten: Amanda Seyfried

    January 20, 2011 at 11:00 am

    See You In Ten speculates on where some of the young, up-and-coming stars of Hollywood will be ten years from now. Today’s Subject: Amanda Seyfried How She Got Here: Seyfried began her career as a child model when she was 11-years-old. At 15 she began her career as an actress with a few uncredited...

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  • Brett Favre “What Should I Do”

    Brett Favre “What Should I Do”

    January 20, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Take that, LeBron James!

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  • Kevin Smith Says Bruce Willis Was A Sheer Delight To Direct (Just Kidding)

    Kevin Smith Says Bruce Willis Was A Sheer Delight To Direct (Just Kidding)

    January 20, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Imagine the shock of finding out that Bruce Willis is kind of a jerk. Get out! I mean he looks so approachable and lovable. A sheer delight to be around. It was really hard typing that out without chuckling because Willis looks like he’d be a massive penishead to work with on a movie. Yup. He is. SMITH:...

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  • A Collection of Awesome Sal and Richard’s Prank Calls

    A Collection of Awesome Sal and Richard’s Prank Calls

    January 20, 2011 at 6:00 am

    Unless you’re a complete pretty boy or girl who has zero sense of humor, you have to love a good prank phone call.  I’ve made my share of prank calls my day and even have a Jerky Boyish tape lying around there somewhere. However,  despite my own experiene, I have and never will have anything...

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  • 10 Terrible (But Entertaining) Tributes To “The Jeffersons” Theme Song

    10 Terrible (But Entertaining) Tributes To “The Jeffersons” Theme Song

    January 20, 2011 at 5:00 am

    Every once in a while I stop sleeping. Usually for a couple days. It’s kind of like temporary insomnia. I sit up for hours, wide awake, unable to shut my eyes. I’ve gotten used to it after, roughly, fifteen years. So how do I pass the time? I wish constructively; maybe some reading, some...

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  • AM Hot Links – Girly Men, Billion Dollar Yachts and Women In UFC

    AM Hot Links – Girly Men, Billion Dollar Yachts and Women In UFC

    January 20, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 12 celebrity men getting girly.

    The men in this article prove my point; famous people can get away with anything. They can dress odd, act odd and be a general freak but people still pay attention. They actually pay MORE attention. It’s only bad when this crazy behavior starts a trend. Then you’ve got regular guys wearing skirts to work and eyeliner to the gym.

    Real man casually browse the EgoTV Facebook page.

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    Two Awesome Products Combined to Make A Terrible One – [Cracked]
    What a $1 Billion Yacht Looks Like – [Uncoached]
    Guy Stabbed Four People After Someone Made Fun of His Farts – [Bro Bible]
    Mr. Rodgers’ Demon Clown – [Double Viking]
    Dana White — Women Will Never Fight in The UFC – [TMZ]
    Filmmaker Defeats Depression by Faking Intervention – [AOL News]
    6 Animals That Altered History Forever – [Guyism]
    Surgeon General Warnings for Other Dangerous Products – [College Humor]
    Tase Me Out To The Ball Game – [TruTV]
    The Five Sexiest Moments in Advertising This Week – [The Smoking Jacket]
    Natalie Suliman Pictures – [Holy Taco]
    Octomom Whipping a Dude in a Diaper – [The Superficial]
    A Cassie Scerbo Legfest – [DJ Mick]
    So You’re Saying Somebody Made A Giant Old Man Puppet? – [Super Booyah]
    Brooklyn Decker Gets Naughty In Esquire – [Popoholic]
    inka Kelly Lingerie Pictures In GQ Magazine for Karmic Injustice – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Natalie Zea – [Maxim]
    Kim Kardashian’s Cleavage Does The Trick – [Hollywood Tuna]
    ‘The Ugliest Haircut I’ve Ever Seen’ – [Warming Glow]
    Jennifer Aniston Is Desperate To Breed – [Celeb Jihad]

  • Variations On The Infamous Twitter “Fail Whale”

    Variations On The Infamous Twitter “Fail Whale”

    January 19, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    I’ll say this, ever since Twitter FORCED (yes, forced) me over to the new Twitter, the crashes and issues have been few and far between. The less I see the Fail Whale the better. Fat bastard. I don’t ever want to see the whale again, unless it’s some type of variation or comical little...

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  • PM Hot Links – Whisky In a Can, NFL Mug Shots and Lady Bulge

    PM Hot Links – Whisky In a Can, NFL Mug Shots and Lady Bulge

    January 19, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read how whiskey in a can is finally a reality.

    Did it really take this long to get whisky in a can? How did this not happen decades ago? This just dawned on the makers of alcohol? I’ll bet drunks all over the world had this idea years ago. I’ll be they’ve got prototypes all over the place. The only dangerous thing is confusing the whisky can for the piss can.

    Whisky drinkers can drinkers hang out on the EgoTV Facebook page.

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  • Inside the Offices of Facebook

    Inside the Offices of Facebook

    January 19, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Of all the companies in the world that you’d think qualify for having kick ass digs you would have to think that Facebook is right up there on that list.   I mean other than toy companies and other silicon valley organizations it would just seem to be appropriate wouldn’t you think? Well...

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  • Fad-Tastic! The California Raisins

    Fad-Tastic! The California Raisins

    January 19, 2011 at 11:00 am

    There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Fad:The California Raisins The California Raisins were a fictional rhythm and blues musical group as well as advertising and merchandising characters composed of raisins....

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