Remember when you were a little kid and you’d search around the house to find your brother or father’s porn stash? Remember how awesome a feeling it was to finally get to that stash?  My point is this.  There’s a large degree of value in doing something you’re not allowed to...

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Besides daily blogging for EgoTV, I do freelance writing for several other Men’s entertainment websites and magazines. I don’t really have specific topics that I cover, but for the last four years I’ve done more than a few dating and relationship articles. I’m in no way an authority on relationships,...

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Click the photo to see 25 awesomely creepy Christmas portraits.

My family was never into the professional portrait. Of course, we took thousands of pictures to mark every second of every holiday, but we never got all dazzled up to pose in front of a screen for a pro photog. Not really our style. Which, I’m fine about, because every single family portrait eventually gets hysterical with each passing year. I think it’s because with regular photos there is an excuse of “well they caught me on a bad day/time/lighting/bender.” With professional photos people prepare because they know it’s coming. A professional shot means “this was the best I could look at that moment, and yes, that was my best option for a shirt.”

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The Links

7 Types of Foods To Avoid On The First Date – [Guyism]
The War on the War on Christmas – [Uncoached]
The 7 Most Horrifying Cost Cutting Measures of All-Time – [Cracked]
Oprah Cries When Asked By Barbara Walters About Lesbian Rumors – [The Frisky]
Meet Rachel, Our Latest Girl to Bring Home to Mom – [BroBible]
Star Wars Meets Princess Bride – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Katy Perry – [Maxim]
Lord Of The Smoke Rings – [Regretful Morning]
Mila Kunis Goes from Black Swan to Super Hot Duckling – [Egotastic]
Some Christina Aguilera Pics We Weren’t Supposed to See – [The Superficial]
Pixie Lott Is A Sexy Kitty – [Hollywood Tuna]
Vadar Pooh Tattoo – [Pic Rocket]
Seven Reasons Weddings Stink…Even With an Open Bar – [The Smoking Jacket]
Avril Lavigne Makes A Surprisingly Hot Appearance – [Popoholic]
Best 2010: Magazine Chicks of The Year – [Busted Coverage]
Sexy Santa: Christina Milian – [DJ Mick]
Four of the Most Pathetic Acts of Betrayal in War – [Gunaxin]
It’s Funny Because She Fell Down – [Warming Glow]
Olivia Wilde Appears in New “Tron” And Everywhere – [Celeb Jihad]
The Most-Wanted Kicks Wish List – [Bachelor Guy]

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Everyone has a favorite Christmas movie. I feel that it doesn’t usually have to do with the movie, but more what was going on in life when they first watched the flick. For example, Santa With Muscles is pretty crappy, but I’m sure some people have a soft spot in their heart for the film...

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Click the photo to read 10 gift ideas guaranteed to get you laid… plus a few that definitely won’t.

Good gift or bad gift, your fate has already been sealed for getting laid. It doesn’t matter if you get her bag of pistachio shells, if she wants to let your private parts wrestle, it’s on like Konkey Dong. If she isn’t going to dance under the sheets, it doesn’t matter how much you spent for an island in the Pacific. Sorry kid, those are the breaks. But, um, you still thinking about giving her that bag of shells. I know a little blogger that’s been VERY good this year.

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And who else is in love with Emma Watson?  And who else is psyched that they’re allowed to admit these feelings?  I remember when the first Harry Potter came out in 2001 and I thought there was a quality about her then. But even then when you think “that girl’s gonna be hot”...

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There is a reason they are called fads. It’s because they disappeared just as quickly as they blew up in popularity. Today’s Subject: Simon Simon is an electronic game of memory skill invented by Ralph H. Baer and Howard J. Morrison. Simon was launched in 1978 at Studio 54 in New York City (of...

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And he’s looking for some ho ho hoes!

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It must have been a Republican door.

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Former Playboy Playmate and Baywatch star Donna D’Errico (Googling, Googling….oh that one) is accusing the TSA of singling her out for a full body scan because she is attractive and probably still wearing a red singlet to get noticed. The actress and former Playboy Playmate says she was humiliated...

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I had lifted weights for years before I finally worked up the courage to do squats with a free bar, mostly because my 9th grade health teacher told my class a story about a horrible squatting accident. No, it wasn’t a shart or even an ass tulip, but a poor kid who fell forward and had all his...

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Not afraid to say I judge people by what they watch on the cardio equipment at the gym. Most of the time, it’s something I’d probably watch, but every once in a while someone will shock me with an absurd choice given the situation. People notice what you’re watching at the gym. They are judging...

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Click the photo to read 8 decisions that should only be made while sober.

I’ve made many terrible decisions while drunk. Luckily, I’d forgotten all about them once sober. But eventually I was reminded. I’ve also had some incredibly brilliant ideas while drunk. Sadly, I usually forget all about them once sober. So, I started to write them down. Just last night, I thought of an amazing idea, and knew I’d forget it, so I wrote it down on a piece of paper. This morning, after sobering up, I read it out loud. It said “buy more beer.”

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The Links

Evolution of Carrot Top Since 1994 – [Uncoached]
7 Shockingly Dark Origins of Lovable Children’s Characters – [Cracked]
25 World of Warcraft Cakes – [Holy Taco]
10 Of Hollywood’s Hottest Lesbians Under 35 – [The Frisky]
VIDEO: The Luckiest People in the World Cheating Death – [BroBible]
Drunk Santa Caught On Surveillance Cam – [Manofest]
Today’s Girl: Dianna Agron – [Maxim]
How To Look When Stripping (While You’re Pregnant) – [Regretful Morning]
AnnaLynne McCord Pictures Show Off The Sexiest Sneaker Purchase Ever – [Egotastic]
Kathy Griffin in a Bikini (I’m Sorry) – [The Superficial]
Katy Perry’s Cleavage Lets Me Down – [Hollywood Tuna]
She Needs A Ride– [Pic Rocket]
Five Reasons It’s Okay for Guys to Watch Glee – [The Smoking Jacket]
Mila Kunis Gets Seriously Sexy And Leggy On Jimmy Kimmel – [Popoholic]
Grandma Bending Over And Shaking Her A** At USC-UCLA – [Busted Coverage]
Sexy Santa: Lucy Hale – [DJ Mick]
The Most Ridiculous Trading Card Sets Ever – [Gunaxin]
Holy Crap, This Broad Is Crazy – [Warming Glow]
Candice Swanepoel Poses Naked With Lady Boys – [Celeb Jihad]
The Ultimate Beer Lover’s Gift Guide – [Bachelor Guy]

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