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  • Second Sign Of The Apocolypse: Snooki and Kim Kardashian Meet

    Second Sign Of The Apocolypse: Snooki and Kim Kardashian Meet

    January 24, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Take a good long look at that picture. Well don’t stare at Snooki too long, you might catch something. They are two horseman short of bringing this world to it’s knees in a storm of Aquanet and bronzing lotion. Honestly, if this is the first time they are meeting, you’d think it would...

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  • The Bacon Rocket

    The Bacon Rocket

    January 24, 2011 at 8:00 am

    But will it fly?

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  • Dismember Me Monday: Mom’s Hate Dead Space 2

    Dismember Me Monday: Mom’s Hate Dead Space 2

    January 24, 2011 at 6:00 am

    It’s Dismember Me Monday. What’s Dismember Me Monday? In honor of the release of Dead Space 2, each Monday EgoTV will pick a new person to dismember.


    Thirty Years of First Person Shooters – [Unreality]
    VIDEO: The Jersey Sports Fan Returns: Playoffs in Paradise – [Bro Bible]
    Drummer Plays Along With Classical Piece – [Double Viking]
    When Snooki Met Kim K – [TMZ]
    Bigger Not Better: Porn Star Dies After Breast Enlargement – [AOL News]
    The 7 Stupidest Ways To Accessorize Your Car – [Guyism]
    Batman Vs. The Internet – [College Humor]
    Sex in Public for Dummies – [The Smoking Jacket]
    25 Damn Ugly Babies – [Holy Taco]
    Bill Clinton Hangs Out With Cameron Diaz and A-Rod. Why Not? – [The Superficial]
    Simply Stunning: Neha Sharma – [DJ Mick]
    cy Road Causes Carmageddon! – [Super Booyah]
    Megan Fox’s New Armani Ads Make Me Weak At The Knees – [Popoholic]
    Nicole Scherzinger Almost Grants Sweet Side Boob Post-Sushi – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Lake Bell – [Maxim]
    Scarlett Johansson’s Big Russian Boobies – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Dita Von Teese Was on ‘CSI’ – [Warming Glow]
    Jean Claude Van-Dammes’ Best Movie Fights – [Caveman Circus]

  • Everyday Superman

    Everyday Superman

    January 21, 2011 at 1:00 pm

    During at least three different stages of my life I’ve owned a Superman t-shirt. Just the S shirt. No other kind. I don’t own one now just because I haven’t thought of buying one but I’ll get around to it. I’ll buy one for my son. A cape too. To match mine. There is just...

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  • PM Hot Links – Cake Wars, Addictive Video Games and News Bloopers

    PM Hot Links – Cake Wars, Addictive Video Games and News Bloopers

    January 21, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Click the photo to read about a Philadelphia man that shot his friend for eating his cake.

    I love articles like this one about the cake. I mean I don’t love when people get shot I mean I love how the article is about how a dude got shot over cake but there is probably so much more to the story. Anytime someone does something crazy like this it’s always because of something else. You might get shot over cake but you’ve done probably ten other things to piss a person off. Cake was the final straw. Unless it was Carvel ice cream cake. I’ll shoot a b*tch on the spot for that.

    More than enough cake on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links


  • 50 Amazing Pictures of Stormy Weather

    50 Amazing Pictures of Stormy Weather

    January 21, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Let’s face it.  If you live in the Northeast, you can’t be happy with the weather right now.  Personally I’ve only met a handful of people that actually enjoy the cold weather.   One of my buddies “likes Winter gear.”  That’s all well and good but come on man. ...

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  • 20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Will Smith

    20 Things You Think You Should Know About: Will Smith

    January 21, 2011 at 11:00 am

    Super-fans think they know everything about their favorite stars. They don’t know the half of it. Now they do. Here are facts about your favorite celebs you never knew: and you should be glad. Today’s Subject: Will Smith 1. Even he finds his kids annoying. 2. His parents were actually very understanding. 3....

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  • Everyone Act Shocked; Snooki And JWoww Get A Spinoff From Jersey Shore

    Everyone Act Shocked; Snooki And JWoww Get A Spinoff From Jersey Shore

    January 21, 2011 at 8:00 am

    Considering even crappy shows get spin-off these days, the fact that Jersey Shore would prompt a spin-off doesn’t seem like that big of a deal. Just the “which ones” and “where” were really the only questions to be answer. I’ll answer them by saying “Snooki,...

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  • Five Kick Ass Suits of Armor in Video Games

    Five Kick Ass Suits of Armor in Video Games

    January 21, 2011 at 6:00 am

    It’s not that I’m trying to revert back to a crazy imagination as when I was around 6 years old but let’s face it.  When it’s this cold out you are always wearing layers.  I know that when I was a kid I used to imagine these layers being like shields and armor against the cold. And...

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  • AM Hot Links – Stupid Football Foods, Luxury Items and Bad Parenting

    AM Hot Links – Stupid Football Foods, Luxury Items and Bad Parenting

    January 21, 2011 at 4:00 am

    Click the photo to read 15 dumbest football foods.

    Super Bowl is coming, along with all the stupid tailgating/party/food stories and articles. Just wanted to let all the people know that all the foods you can eat at a Super Bowl party are also available and can be prepared the other 364 days of the year. Know why people make such a big deal out of Super Bowl food? To keep the broads happy. Big game is enough. They need to make spinach dips.

    Chow down on the EgoTV Facebook page.

    The Links

    6 Douchebag Luxury Goods Originally Invented to Help People – [Cracked]
    30 Examples Of Bad Parenting – [Uncoached]
    Is This 14-Year-Old Basketball Freak Really ‘The Yao Ming of India’? – [Bro Bible]
    Rise: Brett Favre Commercial – [Double Viking]
    Jessica Biel In A White Hot Bikini – [TMZ]
    Handy ‘Mile High Kit’ Provides Pleasure in the Skies – [AOL News]
    9 Celebrity Breakups That Have Us Foaming At The Mouth – [Guyism]
    Why Darth Vader REALLY Killed Obi-Wan – [College Humor]
    Seven Items that Should Be Lined With Fur So Guys Know Not to Use Them – [The Smoking Jacket]
    How To Walk Somewhere Without Dying – [Holy Taco]
    Octomom Whipping a Dude in a Diaper – [The Superficial]
    A Quickie With Jade Raymond – [DJ Mick]
    Supermodels Before They Were Famous – [Super Booyah]
    A Little Kim Kardashian Cleavage And Booty Goes A Long Way – [Popoholic]
    Katie Holmes Looks Leg-o-Licious In Her Short Skirt Strut – [Egotastic]
    Today’s Girl: Natalie Zea – [Maxim]
    Heather Graham Gets Back The Sexiness – [Hollywood Tuna]
    Steven Tyler Is a Pervert; ‘American Idol’ Ratings Fall– [Warming Glow]
    Selena Gomez Topless Pic – Real or Fake? – [Celeb Jihad]